Looking for a roomie.

[sirwanksalot]

Hi, If you don't mind a mess then call me. I hope you liek milk. Hitoshi sure does.

[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

Cool, I am GOING TO HAWAIII! Surfs up! Bugger. I can't surf. Or swim, really. I'm a fly. A fuckin' fly. I could drown in half a smegging puddle of prehensile prepuce. I suck. God, I suck. Anyway, looking forward to starting over in Hawaii! Thanks, Wanksman!




ps, how will you get my 600 long-players to Hawaii?

[sirwanksalot]

ps, how will you get my 600 long-players to Hawaii?

Wow a Botfly. I think you'll be quite at home. Here's a pic.


http://augustachronicle.com/images/headlines/011103/Swafford_apartment_M.jpg




Do you liek milk? Do they Liek milk? You can Put them in a Jar. Do you have a picture of them? See you soon Botfly.

[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

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[American Oyaji]

guys, don't spam this forum up with bullshit please.

[sirwanksalot]

guys, don't spam this forum up with bullshit please.

32 year old basketball Jones dreamin' of Charels Barkley. WTF does not having sex and shulda been coulda been a pro basketball player have to do with this forum? Nothing. Same as here. If my posts are spam then yours are too. If you don't like us then click the ignore button and you can see the donkey dick of your dreams. Chuck even kissed an asses ass.

No disrespect intended for Charels Barkley. God bless the mound of rebound.

[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

guys, don't spam this forum up with bullshit please.
holy crap, there are some narrow minded dullards on this forum. The place is called "fucked gaijin"! No wonder it's the same 8 drips posting all the time, Wanksman, how the hell did you eke out 126 posts? I should just put every fucker bar you and asskissinger on "ignore".

[dimwit]

http://augustachronicle.com/images/headlines/011103/Swafford_apartment_M.jpg


Wow, looks just like my father-in-laws' house. I smell a lot of 100 yen shop shopping there.

[AssKissinger]

guys, don't spam this forum up with bullshit please.
holy crap, there are some narrow minded dullards on this forum. The place is called "fucked gaijin"! No wonder it's the same 8 drips posting all the time, Wanksman, how the hell did you eke out 126 posts? I should just put every fucker bar you and asskissinger on "ignore".

It's hard to get everyone to love you but somehow Taro and I manage.

[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

It's hard to get everyone to love you but somehow Taro and I manage.
agreed, forgot him, he is a thoroughly entertaining bastad. So you'll get me to Hawaii?

[sirwanksalot]

The botfly made a complete mess of my place so I had to send him on his way. He didn't even pay last months share of rent and bills. The basTARD.

[Taro Toporific]

..So you'll get me to Hawaii?

I can’t get ya to Hawaii Botfly but I've got much better free, super-whoopee deluxe, vacation just for you!
I've give you free airline to the feedlots of Colorado on April 23.
Just think off it.
Mile after mile of mounds of feedlot cowshit to feed on and plenty roadkill nearby too!
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/4414/feedlot3sf.gif

And if you start missing us, the raffish West Nile Virus mosquitoes will keep you up into the late hours of the night with scintillating stories of suburban feeding fun. Also there are lots of dead the Whirling Disease (http://wildlife.state.co.us/fishing/whirling.asp) trout for a late night snack if you get tired of biting the 3-axe-handles-wide asses of hot babes shopping at K-Mart dumpsters.

Best of all Botfly, there are hundreds of dead deer and elk from Chronic Wasting Disease to feed on. YES you can acquire your own prions like bovine spongiform encephalopthy and not have to be Japan.

All have to do, is go to Naritia airport of April with my United Airline Ticket and pretend to me, 53 year old, skinhead cripple in wheelchair. From your photo that doesn't look to be a problem, right? I cannot use the ticket because they put this feeding tube in me at Club Dead(tm) and hell to find enough extension garden hoses to reach all the way to Narita, let alone after take-off.

[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

The botfly tidied up my complete mess of my place so I had to send him on his way. He even payed next months share of rent and bills. The brilliant, brilliant basTARD.
No worries, Wanksman.

I had a great time in Hawaii. Apart from all the sunlight, of course. Ugh.

Nice in-flight meal too. Side of leg. That's what I had. Dunno about the stinkin' humans.

Mile after mile of mounds of feedlot cowshit to feed on and plenty roadkill, raffish West Nile Virus mosquitoes suburban feeding fun., lots of dead trout for a late night snack biting the 3-axe-handles-wide asses of hot babes shopping at K-Mart dumpsters. hundreds of dead deer and elk from Chronic Wasting Disease to feed on. own prions like bovine spongiform encephalopthy

ohhblabby,, tlog kind Taraao, sorrry for my typing g, Ive droorlled alal oevevr the keybpayuardm, ahng ona secc,....

All have to do, is go to Naritia airport of April with my United Airline Ticket and pretend to me, 53 year old, skinhead cripple in wheelchair.

haha, no problemo, I got the chemo Belsen look down this spring. Again.

Taro, you know, fabulous floating flotsam and I we were expecting you and Ultragaijin over for mixed doubles last Wednesday. What the fuck happened?

http://www.idiotsinjapan.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=97&highlight=tennis

And don't come quibbling to me with all that "ooh, ooh, my leg hurts" crap. Harden up, son! You have a credit card, right? Ebay has calipers.

Hey, Wanksman owes me a favour with the rent stuff, I'm sure he'll gladly fly over to Japan to roll yer atrophied arse around the court in your wheelchair. Hell, we'll even spot you and Ultra half a game, how's that?

See you Wednesday.


botfly.