Ah, Amuro..........

Rob Pongi-sama: you'd be better off getting engaged to Samu
that's where all the money is! Amuro's career is stalled and you'll have to get rid of your Ferrari to pay the bills Morning Musume is where it's at (or is that MiniMorning?, or Puchi Morning?, or.......?)

The first thing she has to do is write a tell all book about the trials and tribulations of her marriage. But if that doesn't get people talking about her again, she could always go the nude coffee table book route, which seems to work so well here. It would also surely p*ss Sam's family off.

But on a more serious side, its pretty sad to see someone as young as Amuro said to be finished at the ripe old age of 26. Japan's entertainment industry sure does eat 'em up and spit 'em out, doesn't it.