Why do foreigners digg crap like this?

[ultragaijin]

oMnU4_XiGsU

Why do foreigners digg crap like this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMnU4_XiGsU) :rolleyes:

(Yes, I appreciate the irony.)

[aljones15]

becuase it's interesting. I was actually expecting some harajuku video with kids in bondage gear running around. Anyway, there's a Gehry designed bike lift similar to the parking lot in Chicago that's probably a lot more interesting.

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[ichigo partygirl]

yeah im sorry when i first saw one of those parking buildings it completly screwed with my head - i couldnt figure out how it worked...........small things amuse small minds

[American Oyaji]

yeah im sorry when i first saw one of those parking buildings it completly screwed with my head - i couldnt figure out how it worked.

Yeah. Thats one of those things that you take for granted after a while, but for me on the first time seeing one let alone park in one, I was thinking to myself WTF?\

[Kuang_Grade]

maybe a fair number of misdirected Judas Priest fans?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRCVm-1r2k&search=heavy%20metal%20parking%20

[Hanakuso]

maybe a fair number of misdirected Judas Priest fans?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRCVm-1r2k&search=heavy%20metal%20parking%20


HAHAHA... now THATS interesting.... "yeah... id jump his bones" lol...

Odoyle rules!

[ultragaijin]

damn YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmz-EntcvM)

[cliffy]

damn YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmz-EntcvM)
What is it the guy says at the end of each skit? I have no Japanese speaking ability.

[GuyJean]

Giant Japanese School Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BVXt_oE6gc)

GJ

[emperor]

THE BEES: chicken payback (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2098653401914017944)

(Gaijin band + Japanese Video Arcade ... DanceDanceRevoution with whatever you call them dudes with the mad hairstyles..Yankees?)
(similar sound to the 'The Zutons'?)

[Mulboyne]

You want YouTube crap?

Japanese Hands of Fury (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmukCwt9zzY&search=Japanese%20hands)

Fastest Gamer Hand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqojkj2XcHc&mode=related&search=Japanese%20hands)

Hand in Between Breast (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhCQ21948M&mode=related&search=Japanese%20hands)

Trained Japanese Goldfish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7g9NarTvpE&mode=related&search=Japanese%20hands)

Milking of a cow - Ayatsuki Takao (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JCfMxc3fLc&mode=related&search=Japanese%20hands)

Bob Sapp vs Morning Musume (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIjpJ8GxJiw&search=jpop)

Sayaka Isoyama is titillated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaAAmAT0H4Q&mode=related&search=Japanese%20hands)

This one is Korean (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFRse2mj2pc&search=made%20in%20japan)

[GuyJean]

You want YouTube crap? Why not?

Japanese Girls Exercise to Engrish (http://youtube.com/watch?v=S4K3JN-wcWY):
"Spare me my life"...

GJ

[Greji]

Why not?

Japanese Girls Exercise to Engrish (http://youtube.com/watch?v=S4K3JN-wcWY):
"Spare me my life"...

GJ

Ahh, I'm a little slow on this engrish thing. Could you explain that part about "I was lubbed by two men"?:cool:

[dimwit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCj6up5-EWs

Can you do the banana song?:p

[Captain Japan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCj6up5-EWs

Can you do the banana song?:p

Dimwit, that was the worst one by far! You win!

[Mulboyne]

Dimwit, that was the worst one by far! You win!
Careful. The guy who uploaded it wrote a threat/promise:
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AND ITS ON HER WEBPAGE. SO IF YOU LEAVE A NEGATIVE COMMENT I WILL BLOCK YOU AND YOU SHALL SEE NO MORE VIDEOS OF HER

By the way - Tokyo Breakfast (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA7wh_Unr4Q&search=breakfast%20japan).

Tokyo Breakfast (2001) Directed by Tom Kuntz Mike Maguire Writing credits (in alphabetical order) Tom Kuntz Mike Maguire
Cast (in alphabetical order)
David Fujino .... Grandfather
Ben Hur .... Son
Peter Kosaka .... Father
Mark Mills .... Delivery Guy
Dawn Obokata .... Mother
Hiromi Okiyama .... Daughter

[Captain Japan]

Careful. The guy who uploaded it wrote a threat/promise:
I don't take anything back. But you did rain on my parade slightly.

[dimwit]

Well, we'll just have to enjoy it while we can.:D

[Captain Japan]

Ok, I read through the comments:
Shes . . . . sooooo . . . . HOTTTT!!!!
Wow, she is really cute!
She's doing just fine...trying to learn a new language is tough... ^_〜
aww, she's pretty and nice video ^.^ she seems shy. Is she still at your school?
scheiss, she can't count
:P she sounds very nice

[Greji]

Ok, I read through the comments:

Most have been nobody from this board on there, cause they didn't ask if she gave head.
:cool:

[dimwit]

Okay how about this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8hkEQWNbJ0

[Captain Japan]

Most have been nobody from this board on there, cause they didn't ask if she gave head.
:cool:
You should try and see if that question is considered NEGATIVE or not.

[Greji]

You should try and see if that question is considered NEGATIVE or not.

Time to call in AK for the heavy work!
:p

[maninjapan]

They think tis cool ebcause they havent lived here - give them five minutes and they will have seen all of that and more on J-TV

[Mulboyne]

Dimwit pointed out that I put in a bad link for Tokyo Breakfast (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA7wh_Unr4Q&search=breakfast%20japan).

Here's a bloke breaking onto the set of Tamori's show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KOXlMwX6HE&search=tamori). And here's a fight during a variety show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoHX4RRHuXA&eurl=). I like this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq5m_Sx3XbY&eurl=) where the voiceover announcer can't keep it together. I think Buraku might have been a consultant on this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveQxow58iA&eurl=).

[Greji]

I think Buraku might have been a consultant on this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveQxow58iA&eurl=).

It does have that Buraku flare to it. If it had the dog in a supporting role, the kantoku would have been identified without a doubt!
:cool:

[otakuden]

Why do foreigners digg crap like this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMnU4_XiGsU) :rolleyes:

(Yes, I appreciate the irony.)
cause, i'm easily amused :p

[emperor]

Japanese Girls Exercise to Engrish (http://youtube.com/watch?v=S4K3JN-wcWY):
"Spare me my life"...
extended version (complete with visa-overstaying gaijin robber) (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1696326)

another workout number: the OMGWTF - Why did I marry a Japanese woman song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrjcMJdEZIQ)?!?

[dimwit]

another workout number: the OMGWTF - Why did I marry a Japanese woman song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrjcMJdEZIQ)?!?

Ouch, that hits a bit too close to home.:(

[emperor]

yeah, one of my mates just married his J-girlfriend of 7 years

they were planning on doing it in a few months time, but her visa was about to expire - so they went to Northern Ireland to have it done in a registry office (it takes 6 months once you filed the paperwork in the republic) and then theyll have the church wedding next year.

it was nearly called off though and she was gonna be on her way home, cause she observed him have a barney with his family over some details of the family run business (and I guess Japanese prefer quieter resolutions rather than shouting matches) and thus they had broken up for a day & a night

i wonder how the marriage will work out:
many of them dont seem to go the distance these days

[ichigo partygirl]

Back to the original clip of a parking garage. The new Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift movie has a scene where one character is getting his car from the garage and the newly arrived gaijin is totally blown away. Quite an amusing scene and one I can relate to. The movie itself isnt great, but it has some great racing scenes through Shibuya and the like that are worth watching it for,

[otakuden]

Giant Japanese School Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BVXt_oE6gc)

GJ
:inlove: :drool5: :rofl: :inlove: :drool5: :rofl:

[Tommybar]

What is it the guy says at the end of each skit? I have no Japanese speaking ability.

1st scene
がんばれとおむうよね
You would hope they would keep up the fight.

2nd scene
かたこうじはすごいよね
Koji Kata (Darth Vader) is extreme, isn't he.

[IkemenTommy]

The Sora Mimi Hour clips are frickin hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHmL3dJVffY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0rw3-u7uR0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDRR_m2N-Ss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At0fjPjjFZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrgUspj8az8

[ichigo partygirl]

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/mitsuwa-marketplace/

Some guy gets rather excited about 'Those damn crazy Japanese and their silly snack foods' (not an actual quote - i can just imagine this guy saying it while hitting his knee)

[Charles]

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/mitsuwa-marketplace/

Some guy gets rather excited about 'Those damn crazy Japanese and their silly snack foods' (not an actual quote - i can just imagine this guy saying it while hitting his knee)
Yeah, quite a disappointment, he didn't even find any of the really wacky stuff that he usually puts up on his site. But I thought it was funny, because that Mitsuwa store used to be my local grocery store. I remember once complaining to the manager that their tortillas were always stale and past their expiration date.

[omae mona]

I remember once complaining to the manager that their tortillas were always stale and past their expiration date.
I never got as far as complaining to the manager. After buying some kamaboko at Mitsuwa and noticing the expiration date was 1 year old (fortunately before we ate it), we simply decided not to go back any more. Talk about wacky Japanese snack foods!

[shAne]

maybe a fair number of misdirected Judas Priest fans?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRCVm-1r2k&search=heavy%20metal%20parking%20
WTF was that about

[ultragaijin]

English Lessons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Ol1FbpUd0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEyWy8XbeAo

[dimwit]

My grandmother gives good head.:rofl:

[IkemenTommy]

More of that Ass-Whipping TV show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jRteGwiVQ0&NR).

[IkemenTommy]

This is just plain fucked up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjVdwgUakAQ)

[Buraku]

English Lessons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Ol1FbpUd0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEyWy8XbeAo


http://tvinjapan.com/blog/2006/09/08/top-100-finest-moments-in-japanese-tv/

[Buraku]

Pressurized Bottle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNeNYyO5G_U
japanese girls VS a cute lizard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kqioE29wXI
Sayonara-Ganguro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_eptqUDh30&NR
Japanese mushroom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deHYOnHVAac
J-chair prank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BtNN6M97q8
I don't speak Engrish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmN-H9PaUak

[Buraku]

crazy stuff

http://tvinjapan.com/blog/2006/07/07/cosplayfurries-competition-pain-weird-nearly-perfect-japanese-tv/

http://tvinjapan.com/blog/2006/09/03/snake-kisses-man-vs-snake-never-ends-well/

[dimwit]

crazy stuff

http://tvinjapan.com/blog/2006/07/07/cosplayfurries-competition-pain-weird-nearly-perfect-japanese-tv/

http://tvinjapan.com/blog/2006/09/03/snake-kisses-man-vs-snake-never-ends-well/

Putting this is a bit of prespective, a search of CHINESE+TV+HUMOUR on U-Tube yields basically nothing but a bunch of lame Chinese Pokemon translations and the Michael Palin singing the 'Chinese Song' in Danish.

[ultragaijin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik1NDo24mG0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1RPNejyn8Q