Japan Newbie

[ultragaijin]

Nope, that's not you or me, but it's another website with a Japan forum: JapanNewbie (http://www.japannewbie.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi).

From the name, you can guess that they are obviously focused on introducing newcomers and not-yet-comers to Japan, but they do cover some interesting topics. A site for aspiring F*cked Gaijin, you might say.

Go take a look! (http://www.japannewbie.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi)

[kamome]

The forums over there look ok, but it definitely targets an audience that has less experience with Japan. I guess after a couple of years in Japannewbie elementary school, you graduate and attend F*ed Gaijin to get your masters.

[bunchoffuckinggoofs]

Where do we get this masters?

[Charles]

Where do we get this masters?
Masters:

http://www.physics.mun.ca/~sps/serials/eee.jpg

http://www.gmendias.com/drwho/images/Master_2.jpg

[bunchoffuckinggoofs]

I don't do movies or TV.

[FG Lurker]

I don't do movies or TV.
Guess it's hard getting electrical service in your cave huh? Antennas probably don't work too well either.

[Ketou]

Where do we get this masters?
Masters:

http://www.physics.mun.ca/~sps/serials/eee.jpg

http://www.gmendias.com/drwho/images/Master_2.jpg

I notice you’re into Dr. Who. You might be surprised to hear us foul smelling barbarians in the colonies enjoyed it too. Quite. Jolly good what!

[Charles]

I don't do movies or TV.
Yet you recognized the TV source instantly.

[bunchoffuckinggoofs]

I don't do movies or TV.
Yet you recognized the TV source instantly.

Actually, I didn't. I guessed it had to be one or the other, Holmes.

[bunchoffuckinggoofs]

I don't do movies or TV.
Guess it's hard getting electrical service in your cave huh? Antennas probably don't work too well either.

Some people do have lives outside the shitbox and cinema. What's up your cave, antennas or electrical services?

[GuyJean]

I don't do movies or TV.
Yet you recognized the TV source instantly.
I guessed it had to be one or the other, Holmes. And yet he speaks Jerry Springer English without actually 'doing' TV. :wink:

GJ

[Charles]

Some people do have lives outside the shitbox and cinema.
Some people aren't pretentious twits that pretend they don't watch TV because it's beneath them.

And then, some people are.

[FG Lurker]

Some people do have lives outside the shitbox and cinema.
You have a life?! Considering the content of your messages I would never have guessed it was possible.

What's up your cave, antennas or electrical services?
Your babblings are incomprehensible.

[bunchoffuckinggoofs]

Some people do have lives outside the shitbox and cinema.
You have a life?! Considering the content of your messages I would never have guessed it was possible.

What's up your cave, antennas or electrical services?
Your babblings are incomprehensible.

What exactly do you do that makes you so clever?

What do you do for a living besides getting angry about nothing?

cave = ass

I really do not have a TV. Is this so hard to believe? It's called poverty, not pretension. I have a computer for my job.

[FG Lurker]

What exactly do you do that makes you so clever?
I take my vitamins.

What do you do for a living besides getting angry about nothing?
Ah, you have misunderstood my laughing at you for anger.

cave = ass
Uhh, ok.

I really do not have a TV. Is this so hard to believe? It's called poverty, not pretension. I have a computer for my job.
The funny thing is that I also don't watch much TV. It isn't because I think TV is beneath me or anything though, it's because I get addicted to it very quickly if I start watching. On average I watch 1 or 2 hours per month I guess.

[cenic]

wheres the duck when ya need him.

[jingai]

Meow.

Seriously, whose sock-puppet is this to go dredging up and mocking perfectly good posts from the dark days of FG when there were only about 12 of us. Post something interesting.

[bunchoffuckinggoofs]

Meow.

Seriously, whose sock-puppet is this to go dredging up and mocking perfectly good posts from the dark days of FG when there were only about 12 of us. Post something interesting.

Exactly.

[FG Lurker]

Meow.

Seriously, whose sock-puppet is this to go dredging up and mocking perfectly good posts from the dark days of FG when there were only about 12 of us. Post something interesting.
Exactly.
:rofl:

He's talking about you.

[bunchoffuckinggoofs]

Meow.

Seriously, whose sock-puppet is this to go dredging up and mocking perfectly good posts from the dark days of FG when there were only about 12 of us. Post something interesting.
Exactly.
:rofl:

He's talking about you.

Exactly why I wrote "exactly" there. Far be it from me to suggest that an old and opinionated member of a forum should heed his own advice and "post something interesting." Oh no, a bit of irony is lost on you, no? Get up off the floor, now. The joke is on you, actually. Are you especially daft this afternoon or is it the norm on this message board? I was hoping for more than "rank" pulling and Japanese-style conformism when I signed up.

[katakori]

wtf?
talking of "posting something interesting", you might want to lurk for a while, rather than just poorly troll your way in... your little 1-liners here and there will bore yourself to death after a week anway.

[bunchoffuckinggoofs]

wtf?
talking of "posting something interesting", you might want to lurk for a while, rather than just poorly troll your way in... your little 1-liners here and there will bore yourself to death after a week anway.

I love your "wtf" that reminds of the 17-year olds on aol. I assume that your three lines of wisdom are your best effort to sort me out as to what is "in" on this board. Did it ever occur to you that I may well have seen this site for for a long time? No, I dont think it did. How big can a one-liner be? Enlighten the populace!

[oyajikun]

C'mon guys, play nice or I'll put my penis away.

[katakori]

I love your "wtf" that reminds of the 17-year olds on aol.
your trolling remind me that people like you usually get bored and leave FG. try japantoday's forum, you'll feel at home with your aol buddies...

I assume that your three lines of wisdom are your best effort to sort me out as to what is "in" on this board.
nothing's "in". i wouldn't waste my best effort on someone who can't appreciate it. take it or leave it. all i'm saying is that YOUR best effort to shit around is not worth it. frankly speaking, you suck at trolling...

Did it ever occur to you that I may well have seen this site for for a long time?
I was hoping for more than "rank" pulling and Japanese-style conformism when I signed up.
you haven't lurked enough. my point exactly.

How big can a one-liner be? Enlighten the populace!
no need to. that is precisely where you are wrong.

[bunchoffuckinggoofs]

No, don't put your penis away. Make us all some penis butter, please!!!
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Re: AOL buddies

Can't say that I have any so do you have any suggestions, Dale?

Re: Nothing's "in"

Either you are more out to lunch than I am (hardly possible if the latest Gallup Poll on here is any indication of anything) or you have some trouble reading your own messages. See "the populace" below.

Re: Haven't lurked enough

Change that "u" to another vowel and that "r" to a "c" and it would be much closer to posting something as they say on here "interesting."

Re: "big one liner"

Simply poking a bit of fun at your high and mighty previous post with the redundant "little" one-liner.

Re: the populace

Your reply was your attempt to enlighten the populace-- me. You most certainly felt the need to. I don't have a problem with that, but by the looks of your post you do.

[omae mona]

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_mod/upload/e156506a64564f8a4c01591a49a7c6c5.jpg

:)

[FG Lurker]

Didn't someone already post that here once?

[dimwit]

Didn't someone already post that here once?

No, BB posted this

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_mod/upload/1fcde01011c1d8e02729e052ee260574.jpg

[FG Lurker]

Didn't someone already post that here once?

No, BB posted this
I've seen that too. Maybe I saw the first one on a different forum, but I'm pretty sure it was here somewhere.

[omae mona]

Didn't someone already post that here once?
Apologies if this was a dup!

On the other hand, I am pretty sure we had this same flame war once before too.

[katakori]

On the other hand, I am pretty sure we had this same flame war once before too.
it's not even flame. nor war... bofg is just farting a little and hopes everyone will hear.

[hakuman]

watching the girls play is the most interesting part of fucked gaijin

[bunchoffuckinggoofs]

On the other hand, I am pretty sure we had this same flame war once before too.
it's not even flame. nor war... bofg is just farting a little and hopes everyone will hear.

Nothing wrong with being a flamer.

[jingai]

May flamers be relegated to the hellfire of "Beyond Fucked" where they belong.

Please make use of that forum, it's made for you, "bunchoffuckinggoofs".

[bunchoffuckinggoofs]

May flamers be relegated to the hellfire of "Beyond Fucked" where they belong.

Please make use of that forum, it's made for you, "bunchoffuckinggoofs".

Thanks for the directions. May the fires of Hell be the light in your world.

[bunchoffuckinggoofs]

Goodness me, how many of you make fun of people who are mentally handicapped using such images? That's not "interesting" at all. It's pathetic.