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jingai
08-10-2003, 02:55 PM
The Singapore Straits Times reports that J-Pop band Morning Musume has been recruited by the Self Defense Forces to appear on recruitment posters. This is an apparent bid to attract more women, children, and rorikon men into the armed services.

What's the message?'Doing one's best feels good,' it proclaims in Japanese, followed by 'Go! Go! Peace!' in English.

Take away the slogans and the advertisement looks just like any other pop-idol poster, said the English-language newspaper.

Defence Agency officials say the idea behind the Morning Musume poster is to eliminate images associated with the military.

http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/asia/story/0,4386,204089,00.html?
Crispy
08-10-2003, 03:05 PM
I am imagining them all dressed in military garb...

That may attract the entirely wrong group of people to the SDF.
devicenull
08-10-2003, 03:15 PM
im still confused from the human milk thing, this only adds to that confusion
Taro Toporific
08-10-2003, 07:19 PM
I am imagining them all dressed in military garb...
GETS GUNTAI! http://www.jda.go.jp/jgsdf/topics/image/ibent.jpg thread (http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4069&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=sdf)
OR
Captain Cupcakehttp://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Aug/2003813019181289625798.jpg thread (http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4010&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=cupcake)

http://www2.gol.com/users/coynerhm/Recruit.jpg
devicenull
08-10-2003, 07:53 PM
What the f$%k??!! Yeah I can really see the connection between crappy j-pop underage girls and the realities of war....Ha!HA! This is one f$%ked up country! I bet Kim Il Jung's legions are pissing themselves at this !
How about this: "Lets peace by sleep with young maidens so pure" Makes as much sense as that shit.... :twisted:

realities of war are never advertised... by any country. when it comes to recruitment in a non-conscription based country, they try to appeal to whatever the target demographic likes... meh
Taro Toporific
08-10-2003, 07:57 PM
What the f$%k??!! Yeah I can really see the connection between crappy j-pop underage girls and the realities of war....Ha!HA! :twisted:

the new poster would be considered 'a big success' if high school students find it attractive enough to be a pin-up.
The first rule in publicity, he said, is 'to make people talk about it'.

http://www.animefringe.com/magazine/02.03/feature/1/m4.jpg

Hey. the real sickos are usa musume (http://www.geocities.com/usamusume/peace.htm)
Crispy
08-11-2003, 05:26 AM
Wow, that's gotta be the most hardcore cosplay group I have ever heard of.
Greener
08-11-2003, 07:30 AM
The cutest girls on earth endorsing the second weakest military on earth, (next to Canada's.) The goofier the girls look the more records they will sell. Besides, they are cute and nothing bad ever happens to the cute people!
cstaylor
08-11-2003, 09:08 AM
Tell that to Bambi's mother. ;)
devicenull
08-11-2003, 09:26 AM
The cutest girls on earth endorsing the second weakest military on earth, (next to Canada's.) The goofier the girls look the more records they will sell. Besides, they are cute and nothing bad ever happens to the cute people!

actually.. the second highest funded next to the US... SDF is greatly underestimated by most :P
Greener
08-11-2003, 12:22 PM
Tell that to Bambi's mother. ;)

Bambi may have been cute but her mom was an old bag...
Taro Toporific
08-11-2003, 02:20 PM
Wow, that's gotta be the most hardcore cosplay group I have ever heard of.

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Aug/20038109047698420148101.jpghttp://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Aug/20038103618827950869262.jpg
japslapper
08-12-2003, 02:29 AM
so if the JDF is really no.2 to the US in defence expenditure.....is this worrying? 8O

I mean ...you all must have read than Tom Clancy book...."Red Alert" was it...about JDE having a go Russia - natural resources and all that... :idea:

Is this a dangerous country? :?:
devicenull
08-12-2003, 03:06 AM
so if the JDF is really no.2 to the US in defence expenditure.....is this worrying? 8O

I mean ...you all must have read than Tom Clancy book...."Red Alert" was it...about JDE having a go Russia - natural resources and all that... :idea:

Is this a dangerous country? :?:

russia sucks though
http://globalsecurity.org/military/world/japan/index.html
ramchop
08-13-2003, 02:47 PM
http://www.japantoday.com/dbfiles/picture/musume.43A.jpg
Caustic Saint
08-13-2003, 02:58 PM
Shouldn't that post read, "PEACE GET!!" ?
ramchop
08-13-2003, 03:15 PM
Shouldn't that post read, "PEACE GET!!" ?

Nope... if you're unfortunate enough to be forced to endure any amount of kiddie TV in Japan you'll know that a popular method of writing a song is to preceed a word with the words "Go Go..."

eg. "Go Go Shinkansen"

"Go Go Go Prin Prin"
kurohinge1
08-14-2003, 05:25 PM
Tell that to Bambi's mother. ;)

Bambi may have been cute but her mom was an old bag...

And she still is - here's a pic of her next to one of Bambi's aunties:
http://www.blackhillsgoldrings.com/images/bags.h7.gif
blackcat
08-14-2003, 10:28 PM
imagine all the UPSKIRT shots the captains will be able to get :D

I can see EVERY COP in japan dropping their cameras, jumping of the train and signing up today. :love2:
American Oyaji
08-14-2003, 10:49 PM
when the group first debuted.

I thought they were MOANING Musume.