what every backyard needs!
Impress your neighbors!
Protect yourself from invading thieves and vandals!
Protect the borders of your property from unwanted salespeepo!


http://www.docsmachine.com/nonPB/mortar.html

yeah, I know, it wouldn't work in japan....but it'd be kind of funny with all the other crazy things people are doing these days in good ol' nippon....

Protect yourself from invading thieves and vandals!
Protect the borders of your property from unwanted salespeepo!

Yeah NHK eat a cannonball, beeeeeaaaaatch! (except that sports chick)Bosos beware! Neighborhood PTA granny! Loudspeaker sonsabitches all!


Notice the cannonball dent in the side!
Got 'em!