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ultragaijin

11-06-2003, 08:30 AM

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser /inger
[ ] Lamer
[ ] AOL user
[ ] kEwL wArEz d00d
[ ] Fanboy
[ ] Me too er
[ ] Silly~Sod, Willy~Wod, or Zilly~Zod
[ ] Fool
[ ] 1337 h4><0r
[ ] Biggus Dickus
[ ] FOB
[ ] Expired tourist visa holder
[ ] Eikaiwa teacher
[ ] Old Japan hand
[ ] Kanji master
[ ] Mental Institution Escapee
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because

[ ] You posted your opinons in the third person
[ ] You posted "Wow I read the whole thread!" or equivelant in your post
[ ] You posted a .999_ = 1 thread
[ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ ] You posted an eikaiwa thread
[ ] You posted a whale meat thread
[ ] You posted a square watermelon thread
[ ] You posted a dog translation cell phone thread
[ ] You posted a soiled panties vending machine thread
[ ] You posted a "Do Japanese chicks dig big gaijin cock?" thread
[ ] You posted a "I banged 50 underaged chicks last night" thread
[ ] You posted an Evil ***** thread
[ ] You had sexual relations with natto
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You posted a single emoticon reply
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You insulted a respected regular of this group
[ ] Do I need a reason? You're a freakin' loser
[ ] You posted the stupidest question I have ever heard
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE thread in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You are in violation of basic netiquette.
[ ] You're not fit to empty Taro's Trash bin
[ ] You asked a question that is covered in the FAQ.
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] You don't know how to sort your unburnables from burnables
[ ] Just because
[ ] All of the above

In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] STOP POSTING!!!
[ ] Read the fucking FAQ
[ ] Be Blinky Ishihara's love slave
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Learn about the Internet ( http://www.learnthenet.com/ ).
[ ] Lurk for at least 2 weeks before you post again.
[ ] Take a soothing bath with an electrical appliance.
[ ] Limit yourself to 2 hours of Hello Kitty per day.
[ ] Kick a pitbull in the balls.
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a: [ ] week [ ] month [ ] year
[ ] Get yourslef sprayed/neutered
[ ] Turn yourself in to the cops.
[ ] Ask the nurse to increase your medication.
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Wipe your arse on the way out, you've left a terrible smell around here.
[ ] Ensure you're further forward in the queue when God next hands out brains.
[ ] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or fuck off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] *PLONK*
[ ] Screw yourself with a 2x4
[ ] Seek professional help.
[ ] Lick a wall socket.
[ ] All of the above

Love,

Steve Bildermann

11-06-2003, 09:55 AM

Why am I specifically mentioned in section A.?

hanasims

11-06-2003, 10:22 AM

Someone has way too much freetime.

kurohinge1

11-06-2003, 10:38 AM

Why am I specifically mentioned in section A.?

Kanji Master?

:wink:

ultragaijin

11-06-2003, 12:12 PM

Why am I specifically mentioned in section A.?

I think you're specifically mentioned in all sections. :P

I'm just passing this on as I found it (with a few minor modifications).

Taro Toporific

11-06-2003, 12:28 PM

Someone has way too much freetime.
this may come in handy (http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG)

Sir, you've broken your water.... may I get you a new glass?

Valuable article: You came from Clueless which is obtained are new as for the loser old 12 years. The foot my inconvenient Fanboy excessively and - the fool - grass and Willy - Wod or Zilly - that Professor of support of the foolish 1337 h4><0r fugitives of Zod Biggus Dickus.

FOB which is expressed with respect to other things ' Eikaiwa kEwL of wArEz d00d of the user of AOL which all it is visaed is compared of the tourist of mental service of master of Chinese character of the old Japanese hand and it was ardently the mouth /inger of Asskisser of Wannabe of inondator of of abnormality of the perverted trawl net.

There are all the wire flames which the _ it should apply, "I be!" As for your opinons, where defective equivelant your post 999 of the healthy playback which was read has been attached.

Being the man of excavation gaijin of the Japanese chick which is that factual chicken it is announced. You large third it announces to and is high. "It announces the wire, or as for the road of the night which either one is transferred the chick underaged."

Announcing to 50 "entirely in regard to the wire which is announced," there is a uniqueness to natto which sucks the message which did not read distinctness.

The share of your I.Q. of the post under condition or in me in order to continue to go away with this two times erudition ---is me which kisses from the post of the life which is not obtained.

Love,

Double Reverse Babblefish (http://babelfish.altavista.com/), Cut-up Burroughs (http://web.ukonline.co.uk/gary.leeming/burroughs/cutup_machine.htm), et al

AssKissinger

11-06-2003, 12:41 PM

[ ] Asskisser /inger

I'm famous! :banana:

devicenull

11-06-2003, 02:02 PM

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ultragaijin
Tate-Gyoji

Joined: 01 Apr 2002
Posts: 4027
Location: Neo-Tokyo
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:30 am
Post subject: this may come in handy

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Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser /inger
[ ] Lamer
[ ] AOL user
[ ] kEwL wArEz d00d
[ ] Fanboy
[ ] Me too er
[ ] Silly~Sod, Willy~Wod, or Zilly~Zod
[ ] Fool
[ ] 1337 h4><0r
[ ] Biggus Dickus
[ ] FOB
[ ] Expired tourist visa holder
[ ] Eikaiwa teacher
[ ] Old Japan hand
[ ] Kanji master
[ ] Mental Institution Escapee
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because

[ ] You posted your opinons in the third person
[ ] You posted "Wow I read the whole thread!" or equivelant in your post
[ ] You posted a .999_ = 1 thread
[ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ ] You posted an eikaiwa thread
[ ] You posted a whale meat thread
[ ] You posted a square watermelon thread
[ ] You posted a dog translation cell phone thread
[ ] You posted a soiled panties vending machine thread
[ ] You posted a "Do Japanese chicks dig big gaijin cock?" thread
[ ] You posted a "I banged 50 underaged chicks last night" thread
[ ] You posted an Evil ***** thread
[ ] You had sexual relations with natto
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You posted a single emoticon reply
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You insulted a respected regular of this group
[ ] Do I need a reason? You're a freakin' loser
[ ] You posted the stupidest question I have ever heard
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE thread in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You are in violation of basic netiquette.
[ ] You're not fit to empty Taro's Trash bin
[ ] You asked a question that is covered in the FAQ.
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] You don't know how to sort your unburnables from burnables
[ ] Just because
[ ] All of the above

In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] STOP POSTING!!!
[ ] Read the fucking FAQ
[ ] Be Blinky Ishihara's love slave
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Learn about the Internet ( http://www.learnthenet.com/ ).
[ ] Lurk for at least 2 weeks before you post again.
[ ] Take a soothing bath with an electrical appliance.
[ ] Limit yourself to 2 hours of Hello Kitty per day.
[ ] Kick a pitbull in the balls.
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a: [ ] week [ ] month [ ] year
[ ] Get yourslef sprayed/neutered
[ ] Turn yourself in to the cops.
[ ] Ask the nurse to increase your medication.
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Wipe your arse on the way out, you've left a terrible smell around here.
[ ] Ensure you're further forward in the queue when God next hands out brains.
[ ] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or fuck off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] *PLONK*
[ ] Screw yourself with a 2x4
[ ] Seek professional help.
[ ] Lick a wall socket.
[ ] All of the above

Love,

_________________
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Steve Bildermann
Pre-Bubble Pimp Daddy

Joined: 10 May 2002
Posts: 938
Location: Nagoya
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 7:55 am
Post subject:

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Why am I specifically mentioned in section A.?

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hanasims
Jonidan

Joined: 11 Aug 2003
Posts: 28
Location: Connecticut
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 8:22 am
Post subject: Wow..

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Someone has way too much freetime.

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kurohinge1
Maegashira

Joined: 11 Apr 2003
Posts: 167

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 8:38 am
Post subject: .

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Steve Bildermann wrote:
Why am I specifically mentioned in section A.?

Kanji Master?

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ultragaijin
Tate-Gyoji

Joined: 01 Apr 2002
Posts: 4027
Location: Neo-Tokyo
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:12 am
Post subject:

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Steve Bildermann wrote:
Why am I specifically mentioned in section A.?

I think you're specifically mentioned in all sections.

I'm just passing this on as I found it (with a few minor modifications).

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Taro Toporific
Yokozuna

Joined: 10 Sep 2002
Posts: 10000421
Location: Kanto: the concrete butt-plug of the world
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:28 am
Post subject: Re: Wow..

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hanasims wrote:
Someone has way too much freetime.

this may come in handy

Sir, you've broken your water.... may I get you a new glass?

Valuable article: You came from Clueless which is obtained are new as for the loser old 12 years. The foot my inconvenient Fanboy excessively and - the fool - grass and Willy - Wod or Zilly - that Professor of support of the foolish 1337 h4><0r fugitives of Zod Biggus Dickus.

FOB which is expressed with respect to other things ' Eikaiwa kEwL of wArEz d00d of the user of AOL which all it is visaed is compared of the tourist of mental service of master of Chinese character of the old Japanese hand and it was ardently the mouth /inger of Asskisser of Wannabe of inondator of of abnormality of the perverted trawl net.

There are all the wire flames which the _ it should apply, "I be!" As for your opinons, where defective equivelant your post 999 of the healthy playback which was read has been attached.

Being the man of excavation gaijin of the Japanese chick which is that factual chicken it is announced. You large third it announces to and is high. "It announces the wire, or as for the road of the night which either one is transferred the chick underaged."

Announcing to 50 "entirely in regard to the wire which is announced," there is a uniqueness to natto which sucks the message which did not read distinctness.

The share of your I.Q. of the post under condition or in me in order to continue to go away with this two times erudition ---is me which kisses from the post of the life which is not obtained.

Love,

Double Reverse Babblefish, Cut-up Burroughs, et al

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AssKissinger
Komusubi

Joined: 03 Aug 2003
Posts: 340
Location: think: boom (first one)
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:41 am
Post subject:

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Ultra wrote:
[ ] Asskisser /inger

I'm famous!

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Caustic Saint

11-06-2003, 02:50 PM

[SNIP!]

And the point of replying with the entire page quoted was....?

devicenull

11-06-2003, 02:56 PM

[SNIP!]

And the point of replying with the entire page quoted was....?

eh? now my posts have to have a point?

Caustic Saint

11-06-2003, 04:06 PM

[SNIP!]

And the point of replying with the entire page quoted was....?
eh? now my posts have to have a point?
Well, when the quoted text is 13 screens long and offered no additional comments I'd hope there was some reason for it.

NeoNecroNomiCron

11-06-2003, 04:11 PM

devicenull

11-07-2003, 11:47 AM