New Members - Introduce Yourself!

[ultragaijin]

Yokoso, you scruffy gaijin! This is an open community board for foreigners living in Japan and those less fortunate Japanophiles living elsewhere. If you like what you see, please spread the word.

If you come across any interesting or humorous Japan-related links in your net travels, feel free to post them in the F*cked News forum (http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=5).

Please let us know if anything doesn't seem to work right. Post all your forum issues in the Comments, Suggestions and Support forum (http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=3).

Absolutely no warez or otherwise illegal links or discussion will be permitted. Anything deemed against the rules by the whim of the Moderators is grounds for immediate account shut down, without notice.

Enjoy your stay!

[kamome]

It's about time someone came up with the idea to provide a community for f*ed gaijin--we need a place to share the fun of living/having lived in Japan and experiencing its quirks and idiosyncracies. Looking forward to seeing f*edgaijin.com when it comes online.

[ultragaijin]

Thanks for the for the words of encouragement! :mrgreen:

Do you have any thoughts on the current number of forum categories? Of course, we won't really get a feel for it until the board goes live, but do you think any categories are missing?

[kamome]

Maybe you should include a forum for dating/personal ads. Kind of like the Tokyo Classified personals section, but a live board. Or the board could just deal with topics related to dating in Japan, womens' issues, etc. Guaranteed--there are tons of f*ed gaijin who are into that. I could see a need to monitor that kind of forum a lot (harrassing language, picture postings, etc.), but with the proper preparation, it could be a popular destination for totally f*ed up gaijin.

[oldjapanhand]

What a great idea. I feel like I`ve finally found a home... <sniff>

8)

Grand Master Gaijin

[ultragaijin]

Maybe you should include a forum for dating/personal ads...

I don't really think it would work in this open forum format. I forsee too many fake posts, trolling replies, harrassment, spam, etc. It doesn't really seem like a conducive environment for personals. Honestly, how many women do you know who would post a personal ad on a site with "f*cked" in the name?

Of course, if there is enough demand for it, we may consider options for creating a personals section on the main site at some point in the future.

Any other opinions?

[kamome]

Sorry to harp on the idea, but instead of personal ads, the forum could just be devoted to discussions about dating, R-rated recountings of experiences of that sort in Japan (and we know f*ed gaijin have had many), and other advice on the social scene. This would eliminate the harrassment, the pr0n, and the illegal stuff. And it would serve a valuable need for f*ed gaijin. Maybe it could be used as a tool to inform f*ed gaijin how not to be assholes while in Japan. How this overlaps with your objective for the "Hook Up" section, I'm not sure.

Thanks for the custom title, dude! Love it!

[ultragaijin]

Ask, and ye shall receive (http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=14)

[arceem]

My name is arceem and I am a drunk fucked gaijin.

[ultragaijin]

Rock on, bro!

That's what's been missing from FG - we haven't had any drunk threads yet! Always remember to title your thread something like:

I ma reillyu druiknk righet wno@@@ I sm tou druienk ot tieyp RAWMSMShahshahhald.

[Kitten2]

No porn, yet the name of the board is an obsenity? Hmmm I don't get that.
Also, do Asian men find caucasion women attractive? I see lots of Asian men that I think are attractive. Just wondering. :?:

[ronin juku]

Do they find us attractive?

Well. you`re always going to get plenty of offers.The wham bam arigato maam is no problemo, but if you want something more ,well. If you speak the lingo its alot easier to separate the men from the freaks. If you dont shaberu nihongo beware, its a hard slog.

And be aware that there are alot of weirdos out there that have pretty strange ideas about Western Women. I mean can you blame them when you see how we appear on TV. in porn, etc.....?Some people still believe what they see on tv.

Also beware of the ones that expect you to clean their apartments, fold their jocks, and refill their rice bowls. They want the western chick with the kawaii subserviant Japanese chick on the inside.

ooh, I think Im raving - sorry & good luck!

[Kitten2]

YIKES!!! Really? I had no idea!! Thats really interesting. Asian men sound alot like Western men!! LOL* :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ronin juku]

You got that right. :wink:

Doesnt matter where you are stoopid is stoopid.
There`s good peoples and not so good peoples everywhere.
Don`t leave home without your common sense and don`t forget your Jungle Fever innoculations!

[American Oyaji]

I'm new here and' thought I'd say

moshi moshi

[Anonymous]

Hello all. Interesting place you have here. I look forward to the rantings. :)

[oyajikun]

Fun place. Thanks.

[ismetony]

Hello to all and welcome from me!!!!
http://www.boomspeed.com/oyajikun/happy.pills.jpg
I'm friggin toasted again!!

[JCD05]

Hello all. I myself am not a gaijin but found the topics interesting so I thought I would join :D

[Taro Toporific]

....I look forward to the rantings. :)

Yo Box-on-Your-Head Samma!
http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/templates/subSilver/images/guest_avatar.gif
This "fun place" only posts Buddha's pure TRUTH. We don't "rant"; only Box-loving heathens do that...... :lol: "Why do the heathen rage, (http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Future/why_do_the_heathen_rage.htm) and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, saying, Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us" (Psalm 2:1-3). This Old Testament Scripture is quoted in the New Testament. "Lord, thou art God, which hast made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and all that in them is: Who by the mouth of thy servant David hast said, Why did the heathen rage, and the people imagine vain things?" (Acts 4:24-25). Notice Acts 4:26, "The kings of the earth stood up, and the rulers were gathered together against the Lord, and against his Christ."

Non-rantingly yours,
Taro, the Voice of Buddha/God/and-All-things-USELESS

[Iambobo]

I live in a box....what kind of raging fit are you going to have about that? :nice:
This place seems interesting so I thought I might give you guys a chance. I'm active on 3 other forums...some of you might know who I am. There is a prize for the person who can guess which other boards I may be on.

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[[THuG] Quaker]

I just wanted to say..this is the place for me, as I am deiffinetly a FUCKED GAIJIN. cheers, and hope everyone is having agreat FG day. Quaker

[Caustic Saint]

I hope this isn't a sign that we're going to get a bunch of ha><or kiddies with [clantag] names signing up and posting now.

[Taro Toporific]

Quaker]I just wanted to say..this is the place for me, as I am deiffinetly a FUCKED GAIJIN. cheers, and hope everyone is having agreat FG day. Quaker

Welcome aboard.

Repeat after me:
"My Name Is THuG Q. and I am a FUCKED GAIJIN..."


--- taro, just "some n00b web-surfing" (http://www.thugcrew.com/link.asp?TOPIC_ID=389)

http://www.antiquemystique.com/images/5182_jpg.jpg

[Big Booger]

Pimps up, hoes down, if she can't swim.. she's bound to drizown.

:D

[[THuG] Quaker]

NAhhh Caustic..I am 65 years old, and I run the local Amish brothel. We Quakers are big on Brothels. The [THuG] tags simply denote that I am the head knee capper in the Quaker Mafia, I know I know, never heard of us...but that is simply because we are good at out jobs...namely Amish brothels and smuggling Oatmeal around the world, and for pacifists, we are a pretty tough group of FRIENDS, who do not hesitate to BUST our CAPS ( as in the hats we wear) in yo. AIYASS'....so no, you will not be getting any Ha><ors coming in and whoring you. I would not know how to hack my way out of a paper bag with a box cutter. YOur realm is safe :wink:


some n00b web-surfing

Taro, May I ask what this is supposed to mean?

[devicenull]

Quaker]NAhhh Caustic..I am 65 years old, and I run the local Amish brothel. We Quakers are big on Brothels. The [THuG] tags simply denote that I am the head knee capper in the Quaker Mafia, I know I know, never heard of us...but that is simply because we are good at out jobs...namely Amish brothels and smuggling Oatmeal around the world, and for pacifists, we are a pretty tough group of FRIENDS, who do not hesitate to BUST our CAPS ( as in the hats we wear) in yo. AIYASS'....so no, you will not be getting any Ha><ors coming in and whoring you. I would not know how to hack my way out of a paper bag with a box cutter. YOur realm is safe :wink:


some n00b web-surfing

Taro, May I ask what this is supposed to mean?

shouldnt you be off playing counter-strike with the rest of your 13 year old friends? the internet is serious business you know :cran:

[[THuG] Quaker]

shouldnt you be off playing counter-strike with the rest of your 13 year old friends? the internet is serious business you know :cran:

yes. why are you all such wankers?

Relying on preconceived notions, in my opinion, denotes a certain amount of immaturity. Did I come here and start shit with you all? No, I believe that I simply extended a greeting to everyone here, in the hopes that you would be willing to accept me as a person, either living or interested in Japan. Apparently some of the members of this community are incapable of looking past their preconceptions. So I have “clan“ Tags before my handle….I guess that makes me a 13 year old per-pubescent DICK HEAD, now doesn’t it. I am not trying to pick a fight, but don’t you think I deserve the same respect I gave you? Did I go and imply that you have gender identification issues, DEVICENULL? Well looking at your “HANDLE”, I suppose I should infer that you have a very small penis or a very large vagina. Which ever the case may be, it would be nice if you waited to see what kind of person I was before you took the piss out of me. But I guess that’s more than one can expect from a crusty X-PAT. Please feel free to cut me down to size, as I am waiting breathlessly for your rebuttal. Quaker

[devicenull]

Quaker]
yes. why are you all such wankers?

yep

So I have “clan“ Tags before my handle….I guess that makes me a 13 year old per-pubescent DICK HEAD, now doesn’t it.

yep

Did I go and imply that you have gender identification issues, DEVICENULL? Well looking at your “HANDLE”, I suppose I should infer that you have a very small penis or a very large vagina. Which ever the case may be, it would be nice if you waited to see what kind of person I was before you took the piss out of me.

it's a play on a nix term

But I guess that’s more than one can expect from a crusty X-PAT. Please feel free to cut me down to size, as I am waiting breathlessly for your rebuttal. Quaker
not an xpat yet... gimmie a year. im naturally an asshole online :P

[Big Booger]

Face down ass up that's the way I like to... rhymes with puck?

hehehe

[Golgo_13]

Do they find us attractive?

Well. you`re always going to get plenty of offers.The wham bam arigato maam is no problemo, but if you want something more ,well. If you speak the lingo its alot easier to separate the men from the freaks. If you dont shaberu nihongo beware, its a hard slog.

And be aware that there are alot of weirdos out there that have pretty strange ideas about Western Women. I mean can you blame them when you see how we appear on TV. in porn, etc.....?Some people still believe what they see on tv.

ooh, I think Im raving - sorry & good luck!


Hi y'all!

I'm new here. I'm a Japanese who moved to the U.S. as a child and is now a U.S. citizen. I still speak Japanese perfectly. I joined up because I was interested in finding out how your experiences have been living in Japan, and compare them to my own expereince trying to adjust to living in the U.S. My father was transferred to the NYC office of his company, and that's where I grew up. I went to college in Iowa, and now, I live in sunny Southern California. Yoroshiku onegai shimasu! I'm originally from Sakai-shi, Osaka-fu.

Getting back to the topic of attraction to a person of a different race than your own, I think it's something inate in humans, and in all mammals. to desire to mate with someone slightly different from yourself. Animals produce better offspring when mating is done outside the immediate gene pool. And that's how species improve their "stock".

IMO, those who are a combination of the Caucasoid and Mongoloid races are very attractive and in most cases very very intelligent. So the laws of "hybrid vigor" apply to humans as well. One Oriental gal I knew once said "Dating an Asian guy is almost like dating your own brother."

However, I'd marry Yasuko Sawaguchi in a New York minute.

[ultragaijin]

I'm originally from Sakai-shi, Osaka-fu.

Cool. The first time I visited Japan was a high school homestay in Sakai-shi.

:cheers:

[cstaylor]

I'm originally from Sakai-shi, Osaka-fu.

Cool. The first time I visited Japan was a high school homestay in Sakai-shi.Was that after the fall of the Roman empire? ;)

[Golgo_13]

I'm originally from Sakai-shi, Osaka-fu.

Cool. The first time I visited Japan was a high school homestay in Sakai-shi.

:cheers:

Ultraman Gaijin,

Bravo! I used to ride the Nankai Railroad trains. I lived in a part of Sakai called Goryo-Mae. Then later in Senboku New Town.

Which high school did you attend in Sakai?

[Golgo_13]

Just one question:

Why did you name this forum "Fukked Gaijin"?

I'm sure there are foreignors in Japan who are basically happy with their lives.

Would "Gaijin World", "Surviving in Japan" or "WhythehellamIherein Japan?" not have been less offensive?

[ramchop]

Why did you name this forum "Fukked Gaijin"?

Would "Gaijin World", "Surviving in Japan" or "WhythehellamIherein Japan?" not have been less offensive?

Whereas sticking a gun in our faces with an oversized avatar (isn't there a size limit) is much less offensive? :wink:

One or both of the following reasons maybe:
- if you're offended by this forum name, you don't belong here
- if you're a Gaijin in Japan you're fucked.

Funny, until now most discussions on the offensive nature of this forum's name have focussed on the word "Gaijin" :lol:

[Taro Toporific]

Why did you name this forum "Fukked Gaijin"?

Take the 12 Step to being a F'ed Gaijin...

Step1
We admitted we were powerless over Japan - that our lives had become unmanageable.

Step2
Came to believe that a power within ourselves could restore us to sanity, or not.

Step3
Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Shinto gods as we understood them and bite the Big Buddha.

Step4
Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

Step5
Admitted to ourselves and to other FGs the exact nature of our wrongs.

Step6
Were entirely ready to embrace all these defects of character.

Step7
Humbly ask of ourselves to ignore our shortcomings.

Step8
Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and blame Japan for all.

Step9
Made direct ACCOMMODATIONS wherever possible, except when to do so would injure us or others.

Step10
Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admit it.

Step11
Sought through meditation or medication to improve our conscious, or maybe not.


Step 12
Having had a spritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we try to carry this message to othe F'ed Gaijin, and to practice these principles in all our affairs, especially if she/he/it is cute.




Ripped off from the Alcoholics Anonymous Pledge. (http://www.aapxx.com/aa/aatwelves.html)

[AssKissinger]

Enjoying it or not any honest long-termer knows the only word that really sums up the gaijin situation is 'fucked'. But hell, the JPN aren't racists they bend everybody over! I mean the first time I hit Fucked Gaijin I knew this was the place for me. The name attracts people with the right frame of mind. The fact that we are gaijin ultimately and continue to choose to be demonstrates our affinity for Japan. 'Fucked' is the right word because it's the perfect negative counter to the Japanophile positivity that runs through all of us. Ying and Yang. Balance. We're fucking Zened-out, brothers and sisters, can you dig it? To me, if you can't handle the word 'fucked' you can't handle life in Japan. You gotta take it easy here. You gotta have a sense of humor. Every long-termer I ever met here is a total nut-case! I just let it show more than others. The first step to having wa is to look in the mirror, say to yourself 'I know I'm fucked.' And laugh about it. I could be back in American Suburbia with my friends from high school. Safe and sound in my own element. But I left home for experience. I've been hanging on. Sometimes life here is a piece of cake but sometimes Japan will hammer your foreign ass down.

Sorry about speaking for everyone here. And of course, Ultra, this is your house, so I can't really say why it's called what it's called. But that's how I feel about it. I'm proud to be 'fucked' if that makes any sense. Peace.

[AssKissinger]

Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and blame Japan for all. :bukkake: lol That's funny.

[ultragaijin]

Just one question:

Why did you name this forum "Fucked Gaijin"?

I'm sure there are foreignors in Japan who are basically happy with their lives.

Would "Gaijin World", "Surviving in Japan" or "WhythehellamIherein Japan?" not have been less offensive?

Fucked Gaijin isn't offensive to those who consider themselves FGs. If you find it offensive you just don't get it.

There are just as many possible meanings for FG as there are layers to the Japan experience. Read a few threads and get a feel for the varied range of opinions and experiences you can find here. Maybe you'll even learn a few things you didn't know.

In a way, "Fucked Gaijin" is a warning at the gate to keep out the squeamish, prissy whiners. To others, it's an invitation to have an open discussion without having your opinions or language censored* as they would be on 99% of the other "I love happy happy Japan" sites.

Maybe it's not the site for you, but please don't be another first-posting newbie wanker dishing out your list of 101 ways to fix the site (http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5109). If you don't like it, close the browser.


See also: Deconstructing the f*ed in Fucked Gaijin (http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4925)



(*Unless you're a complete tool or break the rule (http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5#post5).)

[Taro Toporific]

In a way, "Fucked Gaijin" is a warning at the gate to keep out the squeamish, prissy whiners.

However, if the huge logo that screams "F'ed Gaijin" at your desk at work is a problem, go to the "Profile" , scroll down to "Board Style:' and select the "Blah" style. Then the FG banner will read "Fiscal Guidence" , with serious looking icons, and blue-gray backgrounds. You can also use the alt front door url http://www.tokyotalk.tk/

I surf the FG at work all day in front of the bosses without anyone being "offended."

[Golgo_13]

However, if the huge logo that screams "F'ed Gaijin" at your desk at work is a problem, go to the "Profile" , scroll down to "Board Style:' and select the "Blah" style. Then the FG banner will read "Fiscal Guidence" , with serious looking icons, and blue-gray backgrounds. You can also use the alt front door url http://www.tokyotalk.tk/

Thanks for the suggestion. That's better.

[Golgo_13]

Whereas sticking a gun in our faces with an oversized avatar (isn't there a size limit) is much less offensive? :wink:

I see that you're not into size, but my avatar has been whittled down.

[Caustic Saint]

Whereas sticking a gun in our faces with an oversized avatar (isn't there a size limit) is much less offensive? :wink:
I see that you're not into size, but my avatar has been whittled down.
It's not about "not being into size." It's that large avatars screw up the formatting of the rest of the board, that's all. Pretty much anything goes with avatars here, just so long as they're not too big.

[String]

Hi everybody,

I've been lurking here for about a week and enjoying the posts and news items, so I finally registered. I moved to Kawasaki 1 month ago, so I'm not quite fucked yet. In January I'll be attending a Japanese language school part-time and probably working at Nova part-time, so I guess I'm on my way to becoming a fucked gaijin.

As 007 has been saying on cable lately...

"douzo, yoroSHIku, onegai, shimaSU." :wink:

[Taro Toporific]

I moved to Kawasaki 1 month ago, so I'm not quite fucked yet.

Welcome aboard! :P
Guess what? You're more f'ed than you know 'cause you're here.
Why? Hee, hee, your avatar is fuckqued like this.
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Nov/200311272931724539730421.jpg

Hint: Geocities' websites like yours don't allow direct linking of your avatar. Use another free account such as http://www.angelfire.lycos.com/ to post this avatar of yourshttp://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Nov/200311276341724465944990.jpg

[String]

Guess what? You're more f'ed than you know...

Is that a compliment here? :confused:

Thanks for the tip. That should do it.

Behold!! Stringfellow Hawke in all his hairy-chested glory. :bowdown:

[Taro Toporific]

Guess what? You're more f'ed than you know...

Is that a compliment here? :confused:

Sure it's a compliment. One's degree of fuckedititude is a badge of honor here.
You're doing great since you started off living in Kawasaki (which is like saying you have just relocated to charming Newark, New Jersey
:bounce: hee, hee ).

[FeLingHi]

I found this forum by accident, but was strangely drawn to it.

Perhaps I should see if I qualify.

1 > Gaijin

Yes

2 > Ever resided in the "motherland"

Nope

3 > Own one (1.5) japanese vehicle(s), (2) japanese watercraft and three (3) japanese small engines.

Roger that

4 > Have an affinity for azn's (female)

Affirmative

3 of 4 isn't to bad...

FLH

[GomiGirl]

4 > Have an affinity for azn's (female)


What does azn's mean? Asians?

Crikey, I am getting old!!