Russell wrote:It's not only Japanese who can be freaks.

This dudes got a whole flock of sheep and he goes down doing a scarecrow?
What's the world coming to?

House cleaned. Happy New year all. Have a safe and prosperous 2015.

J.A.F.O wrote: "Selling Booze, Smokes, Coffee and Women are the businesses to be in when times are tough"

Not bad when times are good as well....

Coligny wrote:Yes, from what I heard if she can cook you can trade for at least 2 goats, a camel, 3 bags of potatoes, 1 of onions or dried plums and few gallons of skimmed milk.

Ahh, how many goats was that?

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I'm probably showing my age but I have to admit I miss giant bush.

SJ, I'm a bush lover from the old school as well, but now at my age, I'll settle for anything, even a patch of crab grass turns me on......

what goes around... Seems like her life is pretty miserable already. You might have gotten out of that mess pretty lucky. If all it cost you were jeans and a good jacket it maybe a cheap riddance. Drinking excessively, orphanage, abusive parents, broken home, lives in a shithole, etc. All that and ...

wagyl wrote:I"…..Well fuck me sideways and call me skippy!…."

While we are on that topic, I ran out of KY one night and I had nothing else, so with a little imagination, I found that lathering up with a bar of the yellow stuff worked wonders.

but from what I've heard from both men and women here, the image of those 97% J-men is "dirtly old loser men who can't get a Japanese wife so they take a Philippina or Chinese bride from a snack or hostess club." (Which I guess would be embarrassing for the MOFA to illustrate??) I guess i...

Six months after that, it took me 18 hours to go from Ueno to Fukuoka by the regular Tokyu….

wagyl wrote:I'm sorry you will just have to imagine the octopus approaching from the right.

Hey Wag! How'd you know I was standing over there stage right, warming up…..

our brand new seawall I think it is very wise of them to build such a long and strong three foot tall sea wall! It will certainly do wonders in stopping those 20-30 foot tsunami waves. Everyone can finally get some good sleep with the government planning in action! Since one of these major splashes...

You mean I shouldn't have gotten laid yesterday?

yanpa wrote:Wow, some real porkers there...

So, what's the price per pound? I'd like to make an opening bid….

Just trying to rustle up a conspiracy theory...

I knew that was where you were going, but was not going to let you get away with it.
BTW I have never seen you and CJ at the same place. Hmmmmm…..

yanpa wrote:Hmm, has anyone ever seen Coligny and Greji in the same room?

Couple of years back, we had an FG'er at a joint right off Aoyama-dori and Coligny Shinkan'd up from Nagoya to be there...

Taro Toporific wrote:

Yokohammer wrote:Nine days, no silliness ... now that's some sort of record. Something's up.

Yep, it's strange. Maybe he wants more attention from us.

Hey, Taro, some of us just need some downtime occasionally to drink beer and work on perfecting our YBF habit...

...rack up another victory over Japan?

I wonder if they sell Southern Comfort in any of their bars?

Coligny wrote:"..... But then again had i dated drunk crackwhores….."

You better stay away from my ladies!

I can haz fireproof kimonozes too ? Well, back to the original topic, the rise and decline of kimonos. I think they are really beautiful, but have no other functional use. I have had several traumatic experiences tying to undress a bird in full regalia. One, when we both left the pub half pissed an...

When I got knocked off me mama chari, my J hubby got all scary on his ass and the driver bought me a new bike, paid my hospital bills and gave me a wad of cash. But that was the '90s He did what? A real man would have left you on laying on your ass, immediately checking on the other guy to see that...

Yanps I didn't know you were really an Aussie….

I am fond of cats. Had one last night with fava beans and a nice chianti. You might look at http://www.pinterest.com/ducklew/cat-ideas-for-the-home/! They might be of interest.

You called? Was CJ or somebody trying to get a hold of me? dude how have you been? We miss you dude... come back to FG!!!!! (or at least lets go out for milk shakes...) Just coming off a hard summer chasing the good stuff on the beach, but I'm always on for a shake. but you're not in the neighborho...

Coligny wrote:you durty old man... at least leave us a sweaty tshirt with yer smell before your next expedishiun...

Don't wear tshirts, but I got some funky gym socks I can send ya and maybe I can find an old jockey strap that I can autograph over to Yanps....

Why'd he call him? Need some pointers maybe?

You called? Was CJ or somebody trying to get a hold of me?

Just call me Rev.....

This is not a stupid question - it is a valid one as there has been too much misinformation lately in the self serving interests of others. And just plain simple confusion. When I was booking a plane ticket in late June the agent told me "the system is changing" and I should check whether...

Thanks BIJ, BTW that's a nice looking Ass you got there.....

Makes more sense than your question, McTurd....