Charles wrote:A guy I know claimed he had traveled all over the world cheaply merely by learning one phrase in each local language, "my friend will pay."

Damn Charles, I didn't know we were acquainted! Your round isn't it?

Let the other guy buy at the pub?

I've never bothered to save any money so haven't a clue.

gboothe wrote: it'll probably blow out anyway

It's known as Murphy's Law and applies to all FGs in the land of wa!

I still try your regular gas stand guy first!

I don't know shit about cars With that qualifier to work with, I'd like to be your tire salesman 8) However, since you will be traveling on freeways and putting on a lot of klicks, you probably need tires. Some of the newer tire type super markets like "Tayakan" can give some pretty decent prices f...

AssKissinger wrote:Just return it and say, 'I'm sorry', you Godamn thief

Ah, I've already max'd the credit cards out and spent the cash in Roppongi, would a "Thank you" card suffice?

I just hope when Nomo finally retires MLB kicks up a big fuss for him and puts on a good show because he deserves it. He's done more to 'internationalize' the game than anyone I can think of. He does and your right. His record stands for itself. How many pitchers have thrown a no-hitter and on top ...

This is an obviously very dated article but still interesting. http://www.baseballlibrary.com/baseballlibrary/ballplayers/M/Murakami_Masanori.stm his U.S. career was cut short when the Japanese government, afraid that its country's teams would be decimated should others follow Murakami's path, dema...

I think they should let the boy take wacks with a kendo sword at the guy's chinchin. :D Every wack for every single insult or action taken against the boy by the teacher. While taibatsu is illegal against students, I think it should be allowed against teachers especially in cases like this. :twiste...

As for Nomo - he's a roller coaster. He's either on fire or slumming it with some extra lbs. NHK showed highlights of his last game against the M's. He was leaving pitch after pitch up in the zone. He didn't have anything and just got hammered. For guys who rely on a splitter as their out pitch thi...

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_mod/upload/c887f6997cad11298fa038189292600c.jpg The Space Agency has the bit between its teeth now Channelnewsasia: Confidence restored, Japan aims for station on the moon in 2025 Japan's space agency, fresh from its first satellite launch since a 2003 failur...

Charles wrote: Now THAT was a really great sento.. but alas it was a pretty crappy onsen aside from that.

I can never tell about the class of the art. The soapy girl always blocks my views of the walls!

SovietSupreme wrote:Your mother is so cracked out, she makes any soviet look like a fat capitalist pig.

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Copying the trends, but not wanting to say no to a customer, a lot of restaurants, especially if they do a lot of booze sales, will not have ashtrays out and the assumption is that they are no smoking at the casual glance. However, if you ask for an ashtray, it will appear magically and its puffing ...

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Bundok means mountain in Tagalog.

I stand corrected, but it is still handy to confuse Kiwi's.

Actually, I am a Kiwi fan. Any bird that only goes out in the night has got to be okay in my book!

What does boonies mean???? :oops: [quote/]nice try.... umm interesting confusing explaination.......... Yanks in slang refer to anything away from the big city (or Mt. Manganui) as out in the boonies. As I say, I believe it came from a Philippino Tagalog word for jungle. We just use it primarily to...

Mennon wrote:Here we go on Eel day.
Warning - more sick than pornographic.
You are warned.

http://www.thats-fucked-up.com/media/eel_woman.php

I'll leave that to your eel.

ichigo partygirl wrote:What does boonies mean????

The south island


The word is from boondocks (originally from Tagalog I think), in this case meaning out in the country of even jungle, kind of like the outback would mean across the pond from you!

Narita is a typical strange duck. The so-called Sanrizuka farmers, which were an original group of farmers, later reduced to one guy, backed by various self-interest groups that did everything they could for years to block the construction and subsequent enlargement of Narita Airport. The Governor o...

Anybody have a suggestion for hiring a mini-van (people mover) for a few days. good companies etc... Orix has always been good (except in baseball); however, it may depend on how many people and from where to where. Can you enlighten us some more. I have used Orix tretal trucks to haul furniture ar...

Now this just goes to show you the state of affairs in Japan... people break into locked cars now to get a wallet with 1-man yen in it.. They did over 3-man in damage to the car to get to the fucking wallet... we have cancelled our credit cards, getting her a new menkyosho, and we're needing to hav...

Kyodo via Yahoo: Boss of Yamaguchi-gumi crime syndicate to be replaced The head of the Yamaguchi-gumi, a major Japanese crime syndicate, will retire and be succeeded by the group's No. 2 man, police sources said Wednesday. The replacement of Yoshinori Watanabe, 64, with Kenichi Shinoda, 63, will be...

Taro Toporific wrote:...Japanese astronaut Soichi Noguchi brought with her [sic] the first 'space noodle' aboard Space Shuttle....

I thought he looked a little light in the loafers!

I wonder if her pussy is ok. I mean, she doesn't need it anymore. If they won't send it over to you, you might want to check out this cold storage site to see if there are any spare parts you might want to order. http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_mod/upload/b1d98872cb59a76a8d2171a9d1f46852.jpg

She can flutter her eyelids and move her hands like a human. She even appears to breathe. Yeah, but can she suck a dick? This is obviously a beta, so you may want to wait until they work some of the bugs out before you check that out SJ. Re-booting the system may not help you much if the mechanical...

dimwit wrote:On the topic of Kaboom. Hereis where you can find all sorts of expensive souvenirs to repel your Japanese associates with.

Don't need any. Just walk the office around with your fly open.

What was wrong with this action? He may have been a uioku, but he was right. The word "mistake" was wrong!

Japan went to war on purpose and with a plan!

This trial is something you don't read about in the Japanese media, for whatever reason... ] If the pot stinks put a lid on it. Isnt that what they say? I don't see how you could honestly expect coverage on such a non-event. An FG murdered by a J-person. No one could possibly interested in that! Th...

AssKissinger wrote:I wonder if her pussy is ok. I mean, she doesn't need it anymore.

Why don't you email them. They could send it to you by takyubin cold pack!

Mulboyne wrote:I'm still curious as to why he gave up looking for a place to dump the body and decided to fly to Japan.

He was looking for sympathetic ears on the bad points of Koreans!

a phone warning was made but was unclear about the exact location of the bomb and 48 people were killed, the IRA lost a tremendous amount of popular support. Especially among those 48. I'm sure they were not pleased at all. If you are going to blow up a place and kill or possibly kill indigenous pe...