I don't get it. If she was so evil, why in the hell didn't he just dump her? He did just that and that was the problem. He dumped her (in the Thames, several back alleys, the neighbor's back yard and various other places. The guy obviously did not have enough experience in the exotic far east and a...

Manarak wrote:if I remember well, the first Geishas in Japan were men, not women.

It wasn't me! Taro and Rob maybe!

Oh, wait I get it - I'll take Colonel Mustard in the drawing room with the candlestick...

What a completely worthless post! This is evidenced by the fact it was really Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the rope (as announced on NPR by Rush Limbaugh)!

How about a new campaign to increase the Japanese population and to avoid all the problems that the FGs are going to bring with them, like drugs, organised crime, theft, etc. I call it - "Fuck TV, let's fuck!" I like the sound of that! I'll vote for you and they can even leave the TV on. :cheers:

Side note- THis whole mess has plunged me into the dark world of DVD recorders and formats. OMG what a mess! Who is responsible for this disaster with all these formats and bits and pieces which don't seem to work with one another. I'm going back to my reel to reel. I'm in the same mess, just getti...

Why was he wearing a winter coat on a summer's day? He is from Brazil - simulating a tropical heat climate - probably keeps (kept) the heat on in his apartment in summer ... That's possible, but he didn't just get off the boat. He'd been there for awhile, so it was not like he wasn't aclimatized. A...

I pay 4000 yen but that includes shampoo, haircut, shave, shoulder massage, ego massage and hot face towel to boot. I have to pay 6,000 for the same at Yamamoto's in Azabujuban and Roppong Hills. They do it up right though, and you do feel good afterwards although slightly light in the wallet. Inci...

Real Madrid is set to play J-League's Jubilo Iwata in Tokyo on Wednesday

Go! Go! Jubilo![/quote]

Ah, you offering any odds on that?

She was nothing before she met Lennon "Nothing" in this case is extemely questionable. She is the daughter of a fairly influencial banker of the time and the granddaughter of one of the last head's of the Yasuda Zaibatsu. The access to money in her immediate family before, and after, the ...

IkemenTommy wrote:You mean incest and inbreeding?

Probably not, but I think increased breeding opportunities for FG's would be a lovely option! Should there be a waiting list, I will sign-up to do my part!

IkemenTommy wrote:Only if they aren't made so fuckin small, us FGs will use them too..

Excellent point. Also, if you can't find it in the dark with out attaching neon, you probably want have that much chance to use it, or at least offers for repeat performances.

Taro Toporific wrote:Here's an itch you can't scratch: JAPANESE. FIBERGLASS. PANTIES.

I think I'll pass on these. Fiberglass is hard on your teeth and just tears up the digestive track.

Andocrates wrote:BTW do you know what chinpokomon means in Japanese? That's why it's so funny. Here's a hint, ko is a counter for small items.

Or, you could break it in the middle and it becomes "chinpo" and "komon" which is an entirely new ball game to that end!

No action on this thread for awhile. Hey AK, need your considered and professional opinion on the following:

That's why this woman and many others have no success when they go to a Japanese bank and want to borrow money, they just get shown the door. I don't know the whole details of her case, but I can only say that in my case, I have not had any difficulty with Japanese banks. They have rather straight ...

[quote="""] More from Marvin at WaiWai That's an interesting article, but I wonder, "Is the Razor really a rope skipper"? On a side line, the name Razor is kind of interesting as it was the nickname of Togo Hideki of previous fame and there is a lot of Ya-san and Rightist money in pro-...

I wonder if they identified themselves as police. Or did a bunch of guys in plain clothes pull out guns and yell, "STOP!!" J-people may not know what freeze means, but I do and if a dude, dudes or dudettes pull out anything that is capable of making large noises and large holes, and indicate in any...

LONDON, England (CNN) -- A second suspect has been arrested in connection with four attempted bombings this week in London, police said Saturday. Scotland Yard said the man was arrested in Stockwell, south London, Friday night by anti-terrorism officers in connection with the failed attacks a day ea...

amdg wrote: is bowing to someone something that you'd do before kicking their ass? ?

I thinking bowing is appropriate and I hope everyone bows to me before they go to kick my ass. That's what they make the uppercut for!

but, what if that was you they shot? if you had nothing to do with it, just 'fitted the profile'? Me Personally? I'm not fond of that (been there, done that and got the TShirt courtesy of some little boogers [no offense BB] in SEA) However, not being on scene and not knowing how it actually went do...

Kurofune wrote:I know the Japanese can be anal about their food, but what's with the culinary world domination thing?

Good point. Since only J people have special ability to identify and climax on Umami, what good is world domination of miso?

Irabu held the recognized record for speed at 159k and Matsuzaka had an unofficial 160k pitch (apparently). But Kroon from Yokohama hit 160 and 161k in a game just last Tuesday the 19th.
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AK is that you drinking in front of a blue screen of death? No. It's just an avatar I stole. I mix my Scotch with water. Daisuke is still with the Lions. He wants to play in MLB but may not have what it takes. No teliing how much wear they put on his elbow in high school. They also about ruined him...

I don't see why... pretty much all Japanese food is crap and tastes horrible. I'll give them the various yaki-s, but it pretty much stops there. I don't know about the food, but Japanese are delicious! http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_mod/upload/9aad1c28a211bb68bf26d8f3c322cf11.jpg

Oden in a can would actually make some sense. But I think you'd get something more tasty and fresh from a 7-11. Ah Akihabara, I can't wait to get back to buy some more ero. Dear Abby, What I can't seem to understand is the connection between th S/M girl, the porn, rocket propelled jobies and ODEN. ...

[quote/]a guy was shot 5 times (dead) at Stockwell station, its not apparant if he is connected to the bombings or not. lets hope he is - otherwise the police have got some explaining to do.... . (either that, or they'll say he was involved, even if he wasnt.)[/quote] Well, it was the day after the ...

blackcat wrote:Ipiki nibiki sanbiki bigdickie
lockpickie suckmydickie
ipon nohon ichi ni san shi yon
hachi machi fucki hitosi
fucktstsu ichinichi ichiballs

Hey, BC this will make a great official FG entry in the Emperor's Haiku and Goshichigo contest next spring!

Andocrates wrote:I suspect prayer at work. She'll probably become a revival speaker. She should at least get fined for being stupid.

The charge is dumb in public with priors!