Hey, Y'all shouldn't be so hard on a good ole boy! He's no longer a celebrity. He's just an ole country boy trying to make his way up in that thar cold ole island, Sado Maso something. He opened his new place just the other day! http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_mod/upload/f6b1fd22302da37494dd...

They don't fill your beer/drink up to the TOP. Or at the party with attendant hostesses, they give you a thimble sized glass, which only the hostess, who is serving 20 other people, can fill up. You can bloody well die of thirst waiting for a hit! :kanpai: If it ain't at least a pint, it ain't drin...

I'd up her Minnie!

[quote/]A balanced diet of pork and string beans is the key to healthy life...

GJ[/quote]

A good Nippon healthy diet requires grinding in some daikon also

Also, is Mr Blackman related to Simon Le Bon? :wink: http://www.giornalisti.it/binarioloco/archives/Simon_le_bon.jpg Simon, who is known to have a pint, will be in Japan shortly to sort this out. I wouldn't be suprised if he calls Taro, which I'm sure will be more important then any old music tour!...

How common is it for a country to give voting rights to non-citizens? Anyone know? That is interesting! I know the US is pretty strict on issues like this when it comes to voting and holding office. Although, if one is naturized it solves all except the presidency. You must be born in the US and ho...

They swallow more seamen in Chiba? I guess I better change my plans for natsuyasumi

Trayu wrote:It would be an invasion of privacy

Bloody hell, that would never happen, but then again I haven't checked my girl friends house yet. That could be a problem. I may have to go to Central America with you!

Does anyone know of any Japanese universities to allow someone from a community college to transfer and then graduate there? I know of Sophia and ICU but I wanted to know if there are more options. My resident rice cooker who prides herself on being a kyoiku mama, says that any tanki dai in Japan i...

[url=http://www.japantimes.com/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?nb20050721a1.htm][b]Japan Times: Meiji Yasuda's scandals likened to 'Pandora's box'] "....INSURER ROCKED BY SECRET CLAIMS STANDARDS Meiji Yasuda's scandals likened to 'Pandora's box' Two disclosures of payout misdeeds involving Meiji Yasuda...

Hey, Yo Mama yourself

3 London Underground Stations Evacuated LONDON (AP) - Three London Underground stations were evacuated at midday Thursday following reports of incidents, British Transport Police said. The Fire Brigade was investigating a report of smoke at one station. The Warren Street, Shepherds Bush and Oval sta...

I just tried out the mapping and when I zoomed the damn thing all the way in, its got my bloody name (in katakana) on my house! I wonder if I can sue for invasion of privacy?
(not that FG's are entitled to privacy in J-land)

I suppose this thread could have some basis (not that I subscribe to it)

I was watching tv ...and there was Bobby... They were talking about nostrils and how big they could make them when they flared their nostrils. Of course Bobby had the biggest ....Then he had to put his thumbs up his nose, which he could also do..... Past the knuckle? Kool! I'm impressed. I can get ...

Some countries allow birthplace to determine citizenship. In Ireland, during the last few years, all of a sudden we were getting large amounts of African (mostly Nigerian) and Eastern European women arriving heavily pregnant and shooting em out as soon as they arrived. For having an Irish born chil...

Sorry for the grim topic, but I'm curious as to what the longtimers like Ultra have planned for when they pass on. Will you be laid to rest in Japan, or have your earthly remains sent back to your home country? I7ve lived here a long time, so I assume it will be in Japan for me. However, my wife cl...

Yo mama's so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Actually, the law used to be worse. If a Jguy was married to an FGG and divorced her, any children of that union were JN, but if a Jgal married an FG dude and divorced, any children of that union were not Japanese. They could remain in Japan with the mother but were not entitled to enter public scho...

Did I forget to mention about the time I went to your mama's house? I walked in and looked around only to discover the walls were nothing but a bunch of termites holding hands, 'singin "We are family". No, but I think that was about the time that Yo mama walked in the kitchen and all the rats jumpe...

oyajikun wrote:maaan, yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.

Say what? Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

oyajikun wrote:haha yo mama's so old, she wears a Jesus Starter jacket.

No where close! Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Samurai_Jerk wrote:

blackcat wrote:So are you basically saying that you're a fucking pussy?

well..... I am called "blackcat"

So are you saying you like black pussy?

Now, we're getting into my kind of transitive!

He looks like he has trimmed down from when I saw him last - or perhaps it is just that he looks so different when not wearing kimono. No, he has trimmed down quite a bit. I used to see him around the Sanno with Akebono's crowd wearing western dress, and he was still sumo big! But, the last time I ...

Now why the fuck would I want to wait in line to get money while some asshole is playing the slots? That one dumb fucking idea. This would only be on each bank transaction, but what immediately comes to mind is the legality. Waiving bank fees for a "win" would seem to be without a problem. However,...

oyajikun wrote:Yo mama's house is so small, I stuck the key in the door and killed everyone.

Hey man that's ghetto, but that's all right cause "Yo mama's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip."

[quote="&quot"]"....However, there are concerns the latest plan would be a repeat of the costly F-2 support fighter, which Japan decided to develop jointly with the United States because it did not want to import such an aircraft. The F-2 costs a hefty 1.2 billion yen each....&quo...

oyajikun wrote:LMAO!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."