Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death. Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares. :domo: Your Mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck! ! I forgot. Who's turn was it? Yo mama or my mama? Oh, I remember: Yo mamas' so ugly, it looks like her face cau...

Wow, BC do you feel better now? That was a hard charging post. Where I do agree with the general thrust of it, I think you are again being a bit to wide sweeping in pointing the finger! Just a few comments. "This whole law is about "purity" of bolod line(the real reason japan went to war btw). japan...

Maybe there's a spot for them in the Special Olympics!

KA-KA-KABOOM! Man held for bringing 25 sticks of dynamite into Wakayama hospital Japantoday > crime, Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 09:34 JST WAKAYAMA --- A 70-year-old man in Gobo, Wakayama Prefecture was arrested Sunday for possessing 25 sticks of dynamite on the premises of a hospital where he had re...

Fuck Id NEVER say the word to anyone and would cringe if I heard it. Its the anonymous web forum that allows me to vent the anger and frustration over topics like the orignal story on this thread... So are you basically saying that you're a fucking pussy? Is that a transitive or intransitive verb? ...

oyajikun wrote:Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.

Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.

oyajikun wrote:Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

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gboothe wrote:Yo mama's so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor slapped her!

Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.

Asahi: End of the line for destructive black bass Environment Minister Yuriko Koike got the ministry to reverse course and list the fish as an invasive alien species. The move clears the way for the fish's eradication from Japanese lakes. I wonder if I'm also listed on the invasive alien list? :cra...

oyajikun wrote:Yo mamma's so fat, anytime I say Koolaid, the bitch comes crashing through the wall!

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

Police say surgery to reattach the man's penis was successful[/b][/color]

Ah, were there any improvements made during the rennovation?

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Your mom's so ugly she had to get you drunk just to breast feed.

Yo mama's so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor slapped her!

EKen9 wrote:I thought that people from Tokyo generally ate sushi with their hands while in Osaka people use chopsticks

Doesn't that depending on the Sushioke? I wonder if it's like the one above, would it be considered rude to graze?

What about Pongi? How many pics of Rob have you seen with him out of costume? Exactly. Pongi never allows himself to be photographed unless he is wearing his costume. But that doesn't mean people haven't taken pics without his knowledge. Not that I'd know anything about that sort of thing.... 8) (B...

homesweethome wrote:maraboutslim:

".... no, $23.8 trillion yen is not more than the GNP of Brazil...."

So much for my "economic reasons" theory

I'm not sure exactly how much "$23.8 trillion yen" is worth!

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_mod/upload/3cb02c66c8a38b3eef910eebe0821c98.jpg From China's NEN.com.cn . The article says the event took place in a restaurant called Samsi , in Cheshire, England. I can see the toru, but it looks like the unagi has disappeared again. Still, oiishi so! :rame...

[quote/]No one uses the term "zaibatsu" to refer to the current "keiretsu" except non-Japanese who want to look cool to people who don't know any better. So put down the William Gibson novels, please, and get hip to the difference between the historical single-family led zaibatsu and the modern hori...

Somerandomgaijin wrote:So what's everyone drinking tonight?
Asahi?
Kirin?
Suntory?
Sapporo?
Chuhai?
Osake?
Sojo?
Shochu?
Other?

Correct Answer:

d. All of the above

this is getting out of hand. take this clan rally somewhere else. :roll: Criticism of Japan for its failure to apoligize for its fascist past is a "clan rally"? Go back to your J-porn, little man. You're in over your little head here. Good luck effecting national change from an internet message boa...

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Dude, you're nuts posting that on here.

How do you know it's his? Post the boss's number and let him get the Deep Panting, and latest health/pink salon updates

Also, unless it has changed drastically in the very immediate past, most ATMs in Japan will not allow you to draw money against any foreign card. We have had that problem on numerous occasions with visting guests from overseas. You really have to search for one that will accept one.

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_mod/upload/f69b139aaeee1e456d49fa6b353e2b2f.jpg U.N. Special Rapporteur Sigma Huda, a lawyer from Bangladesh cited the geisha tradition and the country's inability to confront the legacy of so-called "comfort women," those in conquered countries who were forc...

They have also implimented the new terrorist alert system!

Do any schools in countries other than the US even require TOEFL? A couple of years ago, we sent some people for study in the UK and the people I contacted about requirements at that time said that there were only three schools in the UK that used TOEFL and those were more or less, as a reference on...

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" wrote:Fucking Ridiculous.

BBC edits out the word terrorist

T"the word 'terrorist' itself can be a barrier rather than an aid to understanding" and its use should be "avoided", the guidelines say.

I mean what part of terrorist is it that BBC doesn't understand, or finds insensitive?

Fucking Ridiculous. BBC edits out the word terrorist T"the word 'terrorist' itself can be a barrier rather than an aid to understanding" and its use should be "avoided", the guidelines say. The dudes went in there with bombs to kill as many people as possible. What is the barrier to understanding t...

U.N. calls for antidiscrimination law Investigator says Japan must acknowledge its racism By MASAMI ITO Staff writer The government urgently needs to acknowledge that deep discrimination against minorities, Korean and Chinese residents and other foreigners exists in Japan, an independent investigato...

Not only that, but smaller people can sustain higher G's for longer periods of time, simple because of the smaller distance from the heart to the brain. That's why fighter pilots are a short bunch for the most part :P I think that size is more a space issue in the shuttle and space missions. That a...

Does anyone hear a "you gotta gimme this, and gimme that coming?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ July 10, 2005 North Koreans Agree to Resume Nuclear Talks By JOEL BRINKLEY and DAVID E. SANGER BEIJING, July 9 - After more than a year of stalemate, North Korea...

government didn't move fast enough to stop them. They can move fast if you count things like casterating that poor guy out in Yamanashi or Nakano who had been mixing insecticides and weed killer in his shed, when Aum conducted their initial tests on sarin. They moved right on him. Cost him his job,...