[quote="""]I read that female Wookiees have six breasts so guess I'll have to check it out.

Good idea! Never had a Wookiee before!

emperor wrote:

omae mona wrote:

thats gotta be a gaijin - most japanese wouldnt have thighs that thick, hairy and pasty

Nah, no ass! The skivies also are a give-away, that's a domestic bred!

If they hit Japan it would be more sensational for them I guess. Japan would be an impossible target unless they could get some Japanese to do the work... English is taught throughout the world, but can you imagine the alarms set off if an Arab tried to buy fertilizer or other bomb-making material ...

The word sankokujin is an interest fact in itself. Initially, the word was derived from our usage of it in English. A "Third Country National". I have been told be several quite responsible authorities from both academia and the NPA, that it was not until the end of WWII that it took on its derogato...

So which is more pathetic: The Reuters' report or the Japanese police claim that is is the first foreign girl they found being forced? I thought about Taro's post for a while and decided it could actually be true about her being the first actually found. Several years ago one of the networks had an...

Legally, is being called an "idiot" a possible case of slander or character defamation? Quite unfortunately, the elements of proof in litigation for slander or defamation, begin with proving the initial basis wrong, to wit: the complaint is not an idiot. This could take a bit of time and we wouldn'...

[quote="drunk and laid in R-pongi[/quote"]

Great plan. He can probably finance his trip handing out a few flyers with the fellows!

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Damn, no samples.

That really stinks, doesn't it. Kinda shitty of them

Oh yeah, I meant to tell you about this the other day, and that's why you wanted me to stay out of this, but I can't control myself anymore and I have to confess that I just got "FART WOMAN 1 "MARI"" for only $60.00 and it just came in the mail the other day, its TOTALLY a classic. Kind of like "Pr...

[quote="""]Does everyone think there is a problem with racism ,

Duh, new to Japan?

And they still only sell crappy processed cheese at the supermarkets. :cry: I was once told by the Ag Attach at the French Embassy that the Strict Health and Quarantine restrictions prevented the import of the best cheeses. They could not pass the bacteriological tests for food imports. Only the pr...

AssKissinger wrote:

kamome wrote:AK's not an a-hole because his persona is basically a shtick. There are others on thi site who are genuine a-holes, though.

Fuck you

AK, this is no time for romance, Kamome is trying to make a point

I couldn't afford to have iruka for my wedding, so I had to make do with what I could find with the in-laws


But there are some down sides to that if the bride is too close to the water!

I couldn't afford to have iruka for my wedding, so I had to make do with what I could find with the in-laws

Amen to that, I'm so sick of these spoiled little American brats who can't funtion without mom's titty nearby. :lol: I think you mean "big brother's titty" though. :D[/quote] Am I mising something here? What does producing weapons grade uranium and producing a nuclear weapon have to do with spoiled...

[quote"...He said he has specifically requested a meeting with Tokyo Gov Shintaro Ishihara[/quote] That is a great first step. Blinky will be able to immediately dispel all this trash about zenophobia and predjudice that this guy has been blindly led to believe actually exists in the land of the ris...

Do you need a cheap cruise missile? http://www.interestingprojects.com/needamissile.shtml Surely this guy must know that he'll either be targetted for imprisonment ( under some 'homeland security-esque' law that could be signed in the wee hours leaving plenty of time to kick in his door and cuff hi...

Blah Pete wrote:Built in 1929.
How did the bombers miss this place.

Kinda looks like they didn't.

[url=http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=kuchikomi&id=358] Shukan Bunshun via JapanToday: The great Kabukicho cleanup having many repercussions (all varieties of the so-called 'ejaculation business') I like that. It has a nice ring to it and will make a excellent entry on the form for unemploy...

Mulboyne wrote:Telegraph: Mailer savages 'kamikaze' critic who panned his books

Kakutani is a cockroach!

Devicenull wrote: Only if it detects you are a gaijin first Which this toilet's ICs will most definately be made to do, probably read it off your gaijin card. I hate to say it, but I told you so just doesn't seem like the right thing to say at a time like this. That could be a problem. You have jus...

It's interesting that the media alludes to the fact that she skinned Fuse when they got divorced. I saw several star documentaries that showed her home in the states and one in Japan. The commentator asked in one "All paid for by Fuse?" to which she said "He's been very kind and loves his children"....

FG Lurker wrote:It also makes it look like you've done no research and are just spouting random thoughts out your ass.

Better that than a beer fart

sirwanksalot wrote:

Maths Dude wrote:Wanking is the first step toward homosexuality.

You're a fucking idiot. I would say that wanking while thinking about men is definatly a step torward being a poof but not just wanking in general.

Spoken like a true connoisseur of the art

[quote=""FG Lurker"I like how you grabbed your text and didn't bother to provide the link or any form of attribution...[/quote"]

No listed source, or attributable cite makes it easier to quote out of context and harder to disprove me wrong

[quote="""]22 swimsuits and more underwear Do you realize how much sniffing this is going to require? The perp is going to be up all night for several days trying to Whiff all these! He may even qualify to become a contest judge with the experience this will give him! http://www.fucked...

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_mod/upload/9a0bdf9f34c878561468e78a26a7f056.jpg [i]How not to walk through customs The bra will never get it we're talking big hauling here. Remember the Aussie woman hauling tropical fish through customs? http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_mod/upload/b6...

Actual, the bear had entered the hospital for a check-up, but was turned away as he hadn't registered for Japanese National Health insurance. He was interviewed below and would only state that "they said I was probably an FG and couldn't pay" http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_mod/upl...