Coligny wrote:I just bursted out laughing in the shinkansen... that pussy is awesum...

All pussy is awesum.....

So the metabo metabo metabo bullshit reached some kind of goal... I just had my annual company physical and the first thing the nurse does is measure the waistline. She immediately told me in her best grade school eigo: "Too big, too big." Now with a lead line like that, I had to reply....... :cool:

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:The only thing "Ozzie" about me is that I bite bat's heads off...It's AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE (Oi, oi, oi?)

That's it. I'm all in.....

Bucky wrote:No photos?

Didn't have time. I had to leave with the waitress, 'cause Yanpa took my other goat.......

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Your wife likes the taint? Sweet.

Said like a fellow Asakusa denizen. The Yank term for chin rest.....

What's a premium member? Are there secret handshakes involved? In part, but the main difficulty for new members are the initiation rites, which requires several cosplay changes, chains, a couple of ropes, several selected lubricants and certain small animals. But, it is still basically your normal ...

[quote="chokonen888"]I thought SDH was Ozzie? At least that's how the media describes him ]
He is, but they had to print it on his passport in big letters, as he forgets things easy. Especially when it's his turn to shout......

McTojo wrote:Yes. I have laid quit a few J-mommys. More than you!

And my johnson's bigger than yours. AO has forgot about more pussy than you've had.....

For those members who are not premium members, I just wanted to let people know there will be a small gathering for lunch in the Omote Sando area tomorrow. Our french friend Colligny will be visiting so a few of the Tokyo based FG's thought we would make it a get-together. If you are interested, pl...

Mike Oxlong wrote:The stylist and photographer both colluded to ruin that shot.

They wouldn't ruin my shot.....

eskatonia wrote:I'm from Australia, Sydney, my girlfriend (now my wife seems strange to say that) is from England.

You need to post a map and mark Sydney with a large red X, so Hair will know where it is. He's also the bloke from snowy mountain, except he rode into town on a ewe......

IparryU wrote:i needs this...

And a little of the orange juice afterwards.....

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Fight fans probably remember Mike Bernardo from K-1's heyday. It seems he has passed away at the age of 42. Suicide is suspected.

Do indeed remember Maiku. He had a hot run for a year or two. It sounds like he was doing all right as a teacher/coach in retirement. Wonder what went down?

"......"I probably got to see more of suburban Japan than most foreigners who live here,"....."

Yah, right. I'd like to take her out to one of the good places and give her a shot at an appearance on the "manaita." We'd soon see if that's intense enough for her.

[quote="chokonen888"]Errr. That wasn't food poisoning. Airline food is my guess. ]
Same thing, ain't it?

Mike Oxlong wrote:Why'd a guy want his purple headed warrior to look calf shit brown?

It might well have been the purple people eater in the "Before" picture. You're looking at the "After" shot here!

Coligny wrote:Aboot nationnal geographic documentary:

Was that the source for your book on survival?

Think it's an air force v. navy thing... Greji cut his teeth as a boy apprentice to the Wright Bros., and Cranky as a cabin boy on board with Adm. Jellicoe. :grin: Mike, believe it or not, Cranky is older than me (such people do exist). If you read his explanations, you find can plainly see that he...

I plan on having Iraira as my arms bearer.....

CrankyBastard wrote:Nah! junkman on a rope.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to CrankyBastard again."

"That'll teach a zoomie to get smart with a snipe!"

It shouldn't be too hard. If there's nothing alongside, I know I can get a launch out to the anchorage. I can probably sign on anything under Japanese, UK or EU registered flag, failing that my ticket is good for Panamanian and Monrovian. So, yes, not too worried. :cool: Rope man on a junk? :confus...

Coligny wrote:universal dood...

UNIVERSAL...

(Sandra and Leila...)
(back to fart'en in mah bunk...)

FTFY

sirwanksalot wrote:I keep it around to bury dead hooker parts.

I can I have 'em?

Meh, I don't buy that. That's a common line you hear from base proponents, but all it means is a few bars and restaurants will close. All real shopping is done on base. Food, clothing, gasoline, doctors, veterinarians, and on and on. That's not how the bases contribute to the economy... You also ha...

Christoff wrote: Can you imagine going home with the last photo and waking up in the morning with the first photo?

Yup, and it wouldn't bother me a bit.....

Doctor Stop wrote:You could always follow the CJ bug out method, then you wouldn't have to worry about returning.

Just watch out for the rent a cops with six guns....

When Noriko claims I knocked her up......

Coligny wrote:I absolutely don't do anything perverted to my cats.

Well then move the hell over and let a real man in there to show you how it's done!

Coligny wrote:I only work with poodles...

Neat! I never had a poodle.....

Anyone know the year writing changed from right-to-left to left-to-right? Was it in the 1950's? Was it a mandated change that took place on a certain date, like changing traffic direction on Okinawa after the reversion in the 1970's? Just curious about it, if anyone knows off hand. I recall that wh...