wuchan wrote:The only thing I have left to take care of is securing a meat supply...

I got some great ideas on how you can do that!

GomiGirl wrote:BTW search on Nantsu no ko baby tv and FG is the second hit.

It also is with me. I used to have a string of hookers in Shibuya called Nanatsu no ko......

Mulboyne wrote:"..... her pekingese dog called Candy died. Soon after her Shizu called Lady died of cancer....."

How sad. She lost her entire supply of butter in one shot.....

Coligny wrote:Hey, those crap take an awefull lot of place for storage... better rent by the hour...

Ahhh, why would you want to store them?

In order to take a bit of a crap on my proposed method for ID'ing corpse by checking the pictures and confirm Sa_Race theory... Warning: Picture of dead people on this link. With some gray mater splattered. http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/images/vbimghost/thum_36344bdd53765b73c.jpg [align=left] ...

Great find. But can anybody tell me the name of the tune playing in the soundtrack? It is haunting me as it is used on Baby TV cable channel all the time but with English lyrics. I suspected it was a Japanese tune though. [/color] Damn youngsters! Don't ya kno nuttin? The first song is a jazzed up ...

[quote="chokonen888"]I prefer Cochise ]
Tonarigumi!

And it's free!

Coligny wrote:all those dirty bills, you never know from which stripper's asscrack they went through...

I know ain't it great! Just makes you wanna run right out and lick an ichimanensatsu right away!

omae mona wrote:the same subject material (prostitution, slums, and underground businesses) is pretty much what those foreign communities are all about.

That pretty well sums it up. Did we miss anything?

chokonen888 wrote:it's when he's forced to meet reality that he runs into trouble.

Nah, he just finds Mama's opai and begins a suckling

Russell wrote:I smell an inferiority complex here...

No, he's just describing my girlfriend.....

Never used to bother (back when I had the "immortality" of youth), but I've been getting the shots for the past few years. Might be coincidence, but I don't think I've even had a cold since I started getting 'em. I got my free J-gov flu shot a couple of weeks ago. It only cost me 3500 yen. Glad I h...

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Why the fuck do I live in this piece of shit country?

I gather from today's analysis by SJ that it must be Tuesday.....

McTojo wrote:Yes. Parking tickets are petty. Don't bother with them.

Keep on believing that. One day the man gonna show up at your door with a bill you ain't gonna believe......

I wouldn't mind me a Russian lemur that doubled as a bodyguard...but it's a no go if she has bigger biceps than me. (no telling what she'd do when she found out there are more than two lemurs in this conspiracy) Cyka looks pretty good, if you don't pay attention to the mustache and the red and whit...

chokonen888 wrote:Cooking with dog...Cologny, you know what to do. Once all the camera equipment is in place we can begin the new AV...."Cooking with Goat."

Ahhh, will that recipe include a rim job?

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:definitely sounds like he's trying to pull one over on the stupid gaijin.

tell 'em you'll send your bitch russian wife around to sort him out.

You must not be talking to me. I don't usually marry Russian bitches. At least not that frequently.

Marines are here for peace? Give me a fucking break. They said the same thing about the U.S. naval and air force bases and personnel in The Philippines and every base in Europe that has been closed. How come the PI has been asking to the proximity of begging, for the US military to return and Obama...

chokonen888 wrote:That was gentle...

Nice one to be in the saddle with....

Sorry 'bout that. It's just the way I am. If North Korea decides to drop a nuke in my neighborhood I'll want to examine it in detail before concluding that I'm dead. :wink: It could be a real issue in the future, but it's still too early. Notable thyroid abnormalities in the Chernobyl kids only beg...

A quick call to 110 ban, saying there are four people breaking into my home with no warrant of any kind, and who claim to be some sort of police officials would have started some interesting action. The police are jealous and do not like any other agencies coming on to their turf without notificatio...

Dreamy_Peach wrote:Hopefully the days of miserable old fart politics is on the way out.

Careful how you talk about old farts......

GomiGirl wrote:give the lady some credit for her success in the misogynistic Japanese political landscape.

Okay, not wanting to be misogynistic, credit is hereby given and is well deserved. Can I breechload her now?

Coligny wrote:I can't understand why you'd want to stick your johnson in her nose... but if you like this... and I can make a movie out of it... why not...

(blame Greji for launching the trend...)
(the "i really misunderstood it" trend... not the nasal cavity fetish)

Stiffiesville!!!!

chokonen888 wrote:...or the black strap on I thought it was a lava lamp but when he turned it on, the only thing that lit up was his face.

That was yours? Wow! Where do you get all those neat toys?

What..what...you mean the Yomiuri isn't being serious when they say this: You only have to read the first sentence "......It will be important for the government to adopt the convention in a way that will not be positively or negatively biased toward Japan....." to get an idea of what's going to be...

(1) I blame Greji (2) I blame... Yua Aida who don't return mah phone calls... (2b) and pediatric doctors and neo natalists... who suck donkey balls... Now let's see if I got this right. It is my fault because I want to do Aida Yua who does pediatric natalists and neo doctors with sucked balls who o...

chokonen888 wrote:My thoughts exactly....even more when you consider how much it costs to load up on it and what a pain it is to lug it back with you.

Come on Choko, use you imagination! You're an NA, at least part. Give 'em a couple of scalps to take home. They can't get them in LA (normally).