Mulboyne wrote:

Flossing will be so much more fun......

Coligny wrote:Yeah but bald... it's pretty rare...

Maybe so, but the scarcity of hair has been observed in certain specimens....

Too soon to ask her out on a date? "Hey, baby, I live here, so we're already in agreement on that." Pluses: she's loaded and has a decent bod (or has the money to fix things that time and weird sexual positions might cause damage to). Negative: she sings through her nose in a voice that can sterili...

chokonen888 wrote:Who the fuck would buy concrete gravel from Fukushima after 3-11?

I would. It would be nice to use to cement my driveway. A boon to have a driveway that glows in the dark when you stagger home from the pub.

Coligny could use it for filler for his cats' sand box. Keep 'em hopping that way...

IparryU wrote:[YT]tW1dRSO-d3M[/YT]
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Geez, did he knock that guy's dick in the dust, or what?

IparryU wrote:I was only daydreaming Greji... I know much better to not think such foolish things.

I see you asked your wife!:p

Police in Osaka are searching for a man who assaulted a woman and stole her boots. The 27 year old woman was walking home at 11:30pm on Friday night, when a man dressed in black wrestled her to the ground, grabbed her legs, and stripped her of her boots. She also had a handbag but the man made no a...

If Japan does sign the Hague Convention, would it be possible for courts overseas to issue new orders as a way of getting around the retroactive enforcement problem? There would be nothing to preclude them from the issuance of new instructions if the plaintiffs approach the court; however, the Japa...

IparryU wrote:... Japanese are not the only humans on this rock...

Who told you that blasphemy? Every Japanese knows that if that's not true, it should be.....

Russell wrote:You mean, you still have a choice at that age?

It "depends".....

Russell wrote:Depends on what you do with them after that 15 minutes...

That's a good question. At my age, you learn to never trust a fart.....

GomiGirl wrote:Damn you guys talk a heap of shit!!

I mostly just skim over it to make sure you are all playing nicely, but today I read some of your banter...

What a load of garbage Gomi! You read every bit of it and you know it!

No. If he had done that, they would have told him to take a walk. LOL! That's only if you're in Aum and have been a top ten fugitive for over ten years! I did hear briefly on TV that when the dood made his break he stole some clothes from a local house and went for a walkabout. He claimed he turned...

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I'm in a bad mood everyday.

lol

The ol' trouser snake is useful for a lot of things, but decision making isn't one of 'em! Hammer, after many years of contemplating that very topic, I have now come to the belief that I'll leave all further decisions to my johnson and any he can't make, shall be classified as not relevant.... :cool:

[quote="GomiGirl"]No worries - I have been called worse by smarter people. And plus I am a cunt at times. ] That ain't fair. You say that so easily and then throw your pint on me in the pub when I say it........You and SG are twins. I'm so out of your pub. I'm going to start hanging out in...

chokonen888 wrote:Good advice Greji but where's my PM with your neighbor's contact info?

I ain't done with her dog yet.....

Word...any marks against you if you apply and get rejected for PR? I really don't believe so Chok, but as always there's two schools of thought, one (rather vehemently) proclaims that if you are refused, this is a black mark and will never get accepted. The other which I subscribe to, feels that th...

The only jailbait I've tagged since I turned 18 was in the US and even then I was only 18 at the time so I was still in the clear. Some slutty 17yo was traveling with her mom by train and asked the restaurant to seat me with them when I went to eat. Poor mom seemed like a real decent person too...t...

chokonen888 wrote:I figured as much in this "case by case" country. Which would most of you prefer to have, given the choice? PR status or citizenship?

Now that they've changed the re-entry permit system, PR is just as good as citizenship, unless you just have a compelling urge to vote for some reason...

I think we still got some experimental lefftover nukes ready to blow in that part of th3 world... Say what? The last time you tried a test in that part of the world, the only thing you guys hit was the "Rainbow Warrior," and that was because it just happened to be tied up to a dock in Wellington at...

chokonen888 wrote:Something tells me Greji can't be rehabilitated

Whadda ya mean I can't? Since that pic, I've shaved my 'tache and 'burns, didn't I?

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I'm sure immigration laws have changes since the Taisho Era.

Ahhh, I really didn't want to get into that part of it......

Funny how the citizenship requirements (at least on paper) seem a bit more lax than the PR visa requirements. PR is also flexible. I got PR at my first renewal of a spouse visa (two years and some). Since I was working for a government organization, the counterguy looked at my paperwork, noting tha...

Coligny wrote:Ain't that a de-facto act of war ?

Why? Does France want to surrender?

chokonen888 wrote:I'm still waiting for Greji's story

I respectfully refuse to answer on the grounds that my answer might tend to incriminate me.

IparryU wrote:just got an early warning for another "strong earthquake from ntt docomo... we'll see.

EDIT:
still a bit shaky but that was nothing.

Same here. Said it was center in "Ibarakioki" but never felt anything...

Didn't you get the Takkyubin I sent through? BTW I don't hate smokers - I am married to one. I just don't like the smell of the smoke. You're lucky. If it was me, the minute you said second hand, I would have divorce you, before you got to smoke. BTW I've been sitting by the mail box and nobody fro...

IparryU wrote:I guess I wont have to worry about getting a taxi home... I would have to explain why i am covered in glitter, lipstick, and mud...

Tell her it was a sleazy dump truck....