omae mona wrote:


(had to throw that in for Greji, who hasn't gotten an erection all week)

That's alright. We'll just tie a splint around that baby 'till the agara kicks in.....

Dreamy_Peach wrote:And I thought Green Cards were for the Creme de la Creme.

The Green Card is simply PR. How many PR carrying FGs have you met in Japan? Are they all Creme de la Creme?

Yokohammer wrote:I think you're confusing him with the Dalai Hummer.

No, that's Iraira's territory....

GomiGirl wrote:Mostly on your back?

Usually the other way around (for the right amount).....

Jack wrote:Typical Canadian pauper. Money, money, money.

Don't wish me Merry Christmas, just give me money.
Don't have a company party, just give me the money.
Don't pat me on the back for a job well done, just give me money.

Way to stick up for the vets Jack. BTW which war did you serve in?

GomiGirl wrote:I remember once seeing a monkey in that one in Roppongi late one night.

There's a helluva lot of monkeys in Roppongi late on any night....

gaijinpunch wrote:Best story ever.

The Dalai Lama gives head gear?

Ageist? The injun with the 18yo lemur? Nooooo :mrgreen: Honestly though, for just casual bangin', I don't have too much of a problem with age if they take care of their body...I think the oldest woman I have banged was in her late 40's. I was 28...and not too eager to bang another housewife again a...

GomiGirl wrote:the large percentage of them male without the possibility of ever finding a suitable female...

Ain't that always the case and my definition of suitable is very open......

GomiGirl wrote:Hey mate - I am on your side!!

However, that may not be considered an asset in the real world.

There have been rumors to that effect. You can probably get 86'd from the Ozzie Embassy for just admitting you know me.

chokonen888 wrote:They'd move on, assuming you're harmless to their cause...and leave their lemurs and goats unprotected.

"Slurp"

Well, if I worked at her office I would rip a booby out and suck it dry. Fresh from the cow's utter!:rofl: I would never drink momma's milk from a fridge. The worst possible thing you could do. That is a sin! Does seem a little bit unsporting and even distasteful when youse got the real deal nozzle...

chokonen888 wrote:I dunno about Greji but at 60+, even if it wants to bang, I'm not so sure I want to bang it.

I do hear that a little more frequently than I like. As for that lactating loudmouth, I'm going to leave her to McTojo...

Would they have? From everything I've seen/read, it seems like the U.S. really wanted to avoid entering the war to begin with and even more so, to take on both the Nazi's and Japan. Japan's advancement in Asia up to that point seemed more like "GTFO whitey" than wanting to start a war with the U.S....

chokonen888 wrote:Death to old people movement uprising? Stranger things have happened...

Some of us don't think that is funny.....

Coligny wrote:

Nice Coligny. Have you done something new with your hair?

Also, remember in the U.S. that property damage as part of a hate crime is classified very differently than plain old property damage and carries much more heavy penalties. I'm no expert, but if I recall correctly, that probably boosts this from a misdemeanor to a felony. The painter is in a hell o...

Since taxes are already withheld on Vegas winnings at payout, I don't understand how that would be an issue. In most cases, wouldn't it not be in the interest of the IRS since a tax filing for a non-resident would likely yield a refund with no other US derived income? Taxes are not automatically wi...

Those Canadians would either be US citizens or permanent residents and I bet there are some people who don't realize they are one of the two and I'm sure most don't realize it's a tax liability. I'm also sure considering how close the US and Canadian governments are with each other and the way we'r...

News reports are saying she is a member of the judo club at the university where he coaches, so she must be either 18 or 19. That becomes that much more interesting. Not saying it didn't happen, but as I recall from his interviews during the Olympics, he came on as a bit full of himself. If he was ...

Wow! Thanks, dimwit...until reading that post, I had no idea that I was a cross between a drone bee and black widow. That don't sound too shabby Hair. You could always consider a Praying Mantis. The female eats the male after sex. Now I have always had an interest in exactly how that works out.... ...

can't get this on Youtube... but this is the vid of the controlled detonation at Yokota Air Base video here You know that's interesting and as I mentioned on the other thread, the AFN announcer said it was a bomb and defused by EOD Yokosuka. I suppose that after defusing it, they could have detonat...

Well given that it didn't go off in the first place or in the 60 plus years since, I would say that it was the bomb you dropped when you didn't want to damage anything. :rimshot: 60 plus don't mean it won't go bang, however, the only obvious ways to disarm this type of munition is by pulling out th...

chokonen888 wrote:srsly Greji....do you evacuate the bar when you have one of those ready to go?

No, but ya dons't wanna be down wind when I cocks up on one cheek......

Catoneinutica wrote:-whatever you do, don't get trapped BY A dicksucker

FTFY

Catoneinutica wrote:Some lady was storing breast milk in a plastic bottle in the fridge in our office break room back in Seattle, and naturally some food pilferer drank it.

I didn't know McTojo worked at your place.....

GomiGirl wrote:This is why my baby only gets my booby juice...

Jeez, don't let MacTwobyfour know that. He'll be hanging around your door step for months to come....

GomiGirl wrote:Has this gone off yet? I want to see video.. this is cool..

obviously if it had gone off on it's own then not cool...

At an estimated 110lbs, by today's munition standards that wouldn't be much more than a beer fart.....

james wrote:where should he put the ring then?

Nose?