Mike Oxlong wrote:I think part of it was she was a member of the judo club he coached, and that she was a minor consuming alcohol.

However, neither of which preclude breeding in Japan.....

chokonen888 wrote:Forum aside, let's just say you wouldn't want to be on Taro's shitlist

Shit, I've trying to get on it.....

Coligny wrote:Eeeeeeehhhmmm...

I was once booed out of a stand a the Nagoya Import car Show because I was asking the Lemurs to get the fuck of the hood of the cars so I can take pictures...

I was there, I would have been "the Boo" section leader!

Coligny wrote:Wuzn't Noriko... wuz me with some make up and a wig...

I'm always turned on by duct tape... WD 40 and monkey wrenches...

Stiffy!

Bobby Sticker wrote::violin: I'm feeling very confident that with you as my role model there are no heights I can't aspire to.

Iraira? I guess getting up and over the curb after happy hour might make for inspiration.....

Can you believe that some people actually go to those shows to look at cars?

that is how they sound... just duct tape 'em and there will be no worries. you can even paint the mouth so it looks like their real mouth, put a sic mask on them, or if you are in to S&M... plain ol' duct tape will do! Doesn't always work. I duct taped Noriko to the wall once and it only turned her...

Who said anything about being monolingual? I have JLPT2, which is more than enough to get by. If I only knew what exactly? It's not as if I'm missing great conversations down the pub, missing great tv programmes etc. The point is that you should maintain a distinct aloofness from Japanese mannerism...

Let's just call it "risky" and leave the level of risk up to individual interpretation. Choko, you and Omae-chan aren't be told is that there is now no risk for Tokyo. All radioactive food, materials and trash are being trucked straight through to Nagoya and most of it is being dumped in the lot be...

maraboutslim wrote:I'm still waiting for the resurrection of the Moa we were promised over ten years ago.

Probably ended up in a Yakitoriya in Harajuku...

Catoneinutica wrote:Heh. Maximum non-projectile stopping power.

Shoulder fired stingers come to mind as a practical method of control, although you might have to worry about the occasional downing of a 747, or two...

[quote="Mike Oxlong"]Didn't you borrow that idea from those Nagoya prison guards who demonstrated some of their high pressure water hose enema skills on an inmate there?]
They got that idea after it was used in that classic flick "Noriko does Godzilla in Nagoya Bay!"

Mike Oxlong wrote:You would have got her phone number, then shoved her outta the way!:cool:

Damn, never thought about that Mike! You're spot on again!

Coligny wrote:Does yer wife knows aboot yer homoerotic moviez tastes ?

See Coligny's Stars in Premium Section....

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I would venture a guess the you might allow that the Muay Thai guy issued The TKD dood a very official ass whooping...

they put the Japanese "guards" at the entrance because it is still "Japan". At any border they have that. But inside the US embassy they are all yanks working there and if you don't speak 'merican... you will have a hard time. One time I went there and some old Japanese lady was trying to get a vis...

See, they're doing that to help us. When our native-speaker, citizen, government employees come to the window, it's worse. I have to speak like I'm talking to a 1 or 2 year old! You were lucky, when I finally got a US type, I had to do the point and show gig. Words had little to no meaning. Aleast ...

Level3 wrote:And once you've visited all the temples and surrounding quaint old tourist spots, what is there to do?

Dodging STDs in Tawaramachi was always fun. Sort of the Kansai version of Russian roulette. You never knew which hole had a shot in it......

BigInJapan wrote:Reposting for relevance (not nude, but maybe NSFW)

For some reason, I have developed an immediate urge to drill something....

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:poodles are universally regarded as one of the smartest breeds, usually ranking in the top 3.

I saw that. It was on a menu in Seoul....

This is actually a pretty cool article. I especially like this tool: I have used fishing line (never with the slingshot) on several occasions. I used to have a large reeled plumber's snake that was really good. You could run that through any length of flooring/walls, etc., and tie the wire or cable...

American Oyaji wrote:The gal in the first and the gal on the right in the last one don't strike me as being nihonjin.

AO, they can strike me as much as they want and I won't card 'em.....

Coligny wrote:Cleaning the kitchen cabinet ? de-icing the freezer ? the list is endless...

The 4f principles shouldn't allow for a lemur to be around long enough to do any heavy housework....

Mulboyne wrote:Of course, there are other opinions. I was just reading one from Kyle Bass. He starts talking directly about Japan on page nine, under the heading "Japan will soon be on the front page".

Aren't the obituaries usually in the back pages?

Coligny wrote:Nahh... when this madness start it will never end... I should directly invest in a carbon fiber with titanium reinforced tips...

Tie the cable to the cat's tail and toss that baby up in the rafters.....
Or this might give ya some ideas......

Iraira wrote:My attention to the sticky details is what makes it difficult to get rid of them, afterwards.

LMAO
That can definitely lead to problems.....

Russell wrote:

[SIZE="4"]Muneo Suzuki to be paroled soon[/SIZE]

All the Obaaachans and Ojiiisans in the backwoods around Upperovershoe-Machi, Hokkaido, love Muneo-chan. Look for him to be re-elected in five years (or even less) and slip right back into his easy old ways...

Iraira wrote:This is definitely the type of job I've been looking for....one where I can explore my artistic side.

She told me that you your brush would be good for those fine narrow line details....

On paper I worked there in 2008...in reality, most of my work with the company was done remote in Tokyo and in the U.S. but I visited the office in Kyoto several times. Didn't seem thaaaaaat bad but then again, I wasn't living there. Same here. I went to Kyoto during the Spring and Autumn seasons a...

2triky wrote:

"Stiffysville!"