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chokonen888 wrote:and to top it off, my 18yo lemur is in town to watch

That's your answer! Just tell her the games been canceled. Local Lemur's have an uncanny skill in figuring out how to best utilize spare time in the most interesting ways....

1. The extremely childish(the first sentence you hear is usually "you must have a big d*ck" or "you must be good with women! Hook me up with some") 2. The overly polite/and or awkward(boring as hell. Will never question you, and has nothing clever to say.) 3. The "Gaijin". (has many gaijin-friends ...

Coligny wrote:How do you differentiate a fresh corpse from a passed out hobo ?

By how easy you can spread the toe jam on toast?

Indeed, it may seem that way...but, somehow I don't see Greji being dragged off to the slaughterhouse, mutilated into hundreds of chunks and then being gobbled down voraciously by wannabe gourmands in a dim-lit restaurant who lift their little pinkies when they guzzle down their cabernet. I may be ...

IparryU wrote:"......painted up whores in kimonos dont fancy me....."

Gotta argue on this one! Any whore, paint or no paint, is of immediate interest to me.....

My bet would be something like this... http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/click-slow-motion-boobs.gif?w=162&h=225 That is only while she is charging up the Gominator. As soon as he starts pounding pints (next week?), she'll be going back to her noted plywood profile. (slips out side door l...

So, if you choose for the minimum plan: ⋅ How do they dispose of the body if cremation is not included? ⋅ How do they transport the body to where it is to be disposed if no transportation fee is included? ⋅ Is it possible to have a funeral without a funeral room? If...

Takechanpoo wrote:found a good BRZ vid

Good show Take...

Russell wrote:I can understand that they do not want Greiji urinating doggy style in the washbasin

Hey, that's the only way to use the Japanese flushers.....

GomiGirl wrote:Wonder if he is "white meat" under that beard.

Don't give me that BS! I'll bet you never looked at the beard....

Kyoto crowned best Asian city in U.S. magazine poll http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/images/vbimghost/20194ed6df44e5351.jpg NEW YORK (Kyodo) -- Kyoto has been crowned the best Asian city for the first time by readers, the U.S. magazine Conde Nast Traveler said Tuesday. That's only because Kyoto h...

1) Someone hacked Jack's account. 2) The therapist sessions & "meds" are finally kicking in. 3) The world is ending December 21, 2012. 4) We're all experiencing the same hallucination. 5) There is now conclusive evidence that the multiverse exists. I pick 3). Jack is Mayan. I see where he is coming...

Yokohammer wrote:I still see him occasionally on another site. Probably got fed up in the midst of one of our recent trollstorms (understandably).

We've had trolls?

My Land Cruiser 4WD is still a tank, but it is extremely handy when you want to run over a French guy in a Daihatsu Copen.....

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:Source:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-15915118

"....The survey also found that more than quarter of unmarried men and women between 35 and 39 years old said they had never had sex....."

Doing my best to correct that problem.....

2triky wrote:There may very well be a heard of goats hidden in that gulch.

and the goat herder with them....

Doctor Stop wrote:

"You mean only hachiman for both of you?, without the goat"

2triky wrote:That debu has more crack than all the plumbers in America combined.

That's okay with me Tricky! I'd do her.....

2triky wrote:Rohypnol? GHB?

No thank you. It won't be necessary, I'm meeting a Nigerian tonight who's going to show me around.....

So I founded the one guy on this planet who hasun't boned mah sister (... yet ..) One of her nickname in highschool was LSD for Elle Suce Debout, or in amurikun : She Suck Standing Up. (other included "the love boat", everybody is welcome aboard...) How do you strike weurds with the FG editor ? (li...

Coligny wrote:
NOOOOO... DON'T TOUCH THE TAP WATER... EVER...
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I can live with that.....

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This could only have been put out by Coligny Productions....

dimwit wrote:You can't get one without the other.

It's all lies Dimmer. It was one of the goats hot breathing over my shoulder...

Coligny wrote:Tell me were you boughted yer curtain railz... because mine barely handle the weight of curtainz...

Iraira's fav S&M joint in 2 chome...

GomiGirl wrote:S
/ high horse.

Ahhh, I could come up with a couple of bob if you're interested in some work....

dimwit wrote:What is all means is that both pro and anti nuclear groups will be able to chime in and unbiasedly tell people exactly how many people died.

Exactly. BTW this thread has quieted down nicely since Thug got sent South for the Winter.....

Ahh with more detail it is how I suspected: your e-ddress is out in the wild and frankly no spam filter based on sender's address will do any good, unless you are prepared to go the route omae mona suggested. Basically, that is limiting you to receive e-mail from the docomo.ne.jp, ezweb.ne.jp domai...

IparryU wrote:this thread has inspired me to get old, kick the kids out, ditch my wife, and become a hippy...

I never thought I would say that I want to be like Greji... NOW!

Welcome aboard.....

Youze life expectancy haz just been dramatically reduced... Don't bother buyin' a calendar for next year... Keep with the original posting Coligny! Now, when you remove the cap at the end of the rail and get the proper number of "runner" rings on to the rail, replace the cap, secure it and you can ...

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