Coligny wrote:Most of the difficulty in Iraqis life in the 2000' was from the embargoes... But from what you hear... as long as you STFUed aboot the regime, you were left alone...

or were a Kurd with a gas mask......

Coligny wrote:much moar entairtaining than expected...

Why do I not find it surprising that you would enjoy that?

omae mona wrote:I
Certainly not enjo kosai, except, perhaps, from Greji's point of view. ]

Shows ya what you know Smart Ass. I'll have you know a couple of cougars were after me a while back. Unfortunately it was Kin and Gin......

McTojo wrote: And stop breeding with our women here.

I've tried, but haven't be able to break the habit. BTW I just did a lactating chick last night. Was your mama late getting home?

Coligny wrote:Ghengis Grejikhan... the man who impregnamated half of the warzone females in the last century...

Well Hell Cog, can't blame a guy for giving it the old college try, can ya?

Let me repeat again - it is not the fact that people do things that haven't been done before so much as the fact they are calling it "awareness for cancer" in order to hide from the fact they want to be the "first" and get the attention. Hilliary didn't climb Everest so that he could "raise awarene...

gaijinpunch wrote:To get laid.

I'm in! How far we gotta swim?

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I already have a pretty good relationship with my favorite coke vendor: a Nigerian dude who works the street in back of the Roi Building.

"Hey Maan, You seen my Bro SJ? He be owing me for a short line."

Samurai_Jerk wrote:This is nothing new. Greji and I have been doing anal beer bongs since the late 80s.

That's actually not quite true. I started Anal Keg Beer Bonging (known among the in-crowd as the AKB Bong!) in the 70's. It just took me that long to figure out I was using my ear by mistake.......

Coligny wrote:Pho24... nearly at every corner...

If you see any half's running around with a goat or two in tow. Say hi for me. They should be pretty old by now, since I haven't been there since the war....

The FT are reporting that Woodford is to return to Japan to help police with their investigations. http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/fd33f60c-10e7-11e1-a95c-00144feabdc0.html I hope they don't arrest him for leaking secret corporate information... that would be funny. That is not impossible, but some ...

Coligny wrote:Thanks Greji, just what we need, giants irradiated mutant crabs...

Wait...

Crabzilla versus Queen Clitora... Kaiju pr0n... have to film this when i get back...

Bring a Vietnamese Film Crew back with you. We'll save money on the production.....

Iraira wrote:Below are some guys who found a head hunter once they got here.

No head hunters involved at all. I caught those two with one of my best goats (pictured center front).

GomiGirl wrote:Words that I have always lived by.

I can send you a brief of my 4F plan......

Here in Japan we grow quality. Overpriced, oversubsidized my a$$. We are not feeding a poor country here in Japan. Nice shot there McDonald old man. It is obvious that with your intrinsic knowledge of farming and its subsidization here in Japan, you need to apply to Obama to save the farming commun...

stinky case as hell, even the basterd from the french police need the person to receive the parcel to make arrest. So when they know, they just go along with the mail man... upon delivery they arrest ANY people receiving the parcel (even your grandma) for possession of whatever was illegal init... ...

chokonen888 wrote:Just wait, Cesium infused foods will be the next trend in Japan. Let's get irradiated!

Already am. At night when I run my johnson out in the wind for a little Tachishonben on the way back from the pub, I attract more bugs than a street lamp......

IparryU wrote:well... looks like it is right up Greji's ally!

Damn! I thought I'd pulled up his pants, but guess I forgot.....

He's probably one of those assholes with a beer-gut who sits in front of the telly watching football with the volume at full blast while screaming "Bring me another beer, bitch!" And instead of thanking her he just farts. Sounds alright to me, although I'd be careful of letting her stay out of the ...

Samurai_Jerk wrote:You do know that Saigon is a city in Vietnam that is no longer called Saigon, right?

Most of the Vietnamese I deal with still call it Saigon. Probably because it is easier to say than Ho Chi Minh City......

McTojo wrote:Samurai Blue lost because they were told to. Of course.

Youse gotta be shitting me McTurd, they got their blue ass handed to them. Did you see the game, or even look at the stats? The big blue was still on the bus from the airport during the best part of the game.....

You ever had the experience of sitting on the toilet in the dead of a Japanese winter's night and forgot to reel your junk up and got a severe cold shock from freezing water? Nah, I didn't think you could relate. http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/images/vbimghost/17447ce0f26711e5.gif Greji, tell h...

If you read that Telegraph interview, he says he wants to return. When this story first broke, I did wonder whether we were in danger of overestimating Woodford's ability to run a major Japanese company, regardless of how justified his allegations were. He has now been proved right but it doesn't i...

McTojo wrote:I still got some lead left in my bone. And I don't have a small dick.

That's not what she said.....

On the second thought, the hot dogs are kinda curly. Do they practice on pigs at mohei school?

Not sure if that's kosher, but we're deep into pig parts here, so my apologies to the rabbi and the mohel who did a bunch of biker crank before he snipped more than he should have....I know I was hung like John Holmes at birth. Holy Shit! I got a freezer full of Hebrew National Hot Dogs. Don't tell...

Iraira wrote:A hot dog isn't a sandwich! What are lung and liver bits? I bet they're kinda like that Cratz stuff.

I'm already cutting slices all the wife's yoga mat for my lunch sandwiches. Not bad with a slice of cheese on thin salted matzo.....

Yeah... thanks for th3 help guys... You only lost that war twice in fact... John Foster Dulles lost the first one when he convinced Ike not to intercede with carrier based aircraft against the artillery and attacking Vietminh forces surrounding DBP. However, if you want to feel better about it, all...

The only thing even close to conspiracy was all the BS surrounding Fukushima Dai-ichi, and much of that can simply be put down to incompetence and corporate face-saving, as grievous as that incompetence might have been. There was no conspiracy regarding fuel or communication. Anyone who says there ...

gaijinpunch wrote:Japan doesn't extradite: period. End of story.

Ahh, that is not exactly true. If you are talking about spouses in this instance (at least for the present), you may be right, I don't know otherwise. But if you are talking about extradition in criminal offenses, that is not correct....