Coligny wrote:Because you never done some late night drunk ebay-ing...

(still don't know what to do with my stock of "Remove Before Flight" streamers...)

BTDT!

Coligny wrote:Don't overestimate my mum standards... why wasting expensive febreeze when an old rag soaked in diesel can nearly attain the same result...

That is quite a good scent. Kinda catchy don't ya think....

GomiGirl wrote:Thanks - you just reminded me that I need to make an appointment with my waxer.

You called? I have one opening tomorrow.....

Coligny wrote:Told youz guys to stay away from mah mom, she ain't clean...

Ahh, comeon Coligny! Be nice. She really wasn't that funky....

Coligny wrote:Yet a real Lady never shows her underwear unintentionnally...

None of those I run with, wear any......

cstaylor wrote:Live and learn.

What season did he leave in? Maybe we can figure this out......

chokonen888 wrote:,....she still isn't anything worth looking at.

I'll do all three...

chokonen888 wrote:

Didn't she use to cage drinks at Motown?

Coligny wrote:STAY AWAY FROM ME, CREEP...

Hey, don't be too hasty, Boog is hot!

Coligny wrote:Mah m00bs don't count...

Also... it wuz supposed to stay seekret...

Not after you were up to the big city for lunch with us. I eyeballed you right away as not coming from Saitama.....

Yup. Seems to go double here in j-sports. Which Ichiro knows. So it's natural for him to respect an athlete for not virtual fist-pumping a sub-par performance. He may or may not be a douche, but his comments that day were pretty tame in support of a fellow former npb leaguer. Got agree with you Mik...

Coligny wrote:Especially with the madman on the landcruiser with bullbars and dixie horn aiming for keijeedooshaz...

You saw me? I only got a couple of them?

Coligny wrote:Do they also force the old people out of the bubble bath ?

They did this in swimming pools in Nagoya... went once... never this shit again...

Ahh, it ain't that bad. They just have to have a few minutes to net those spare turds that a floating around...

Yosh wrote:They admit the launch failed because they correctly assume that the US used covert tactics to ensure the project never got off the ground.

How so?

I have no problem with this. About damn time the UN looked at human rights issues in the US. I do based on that case. It is an on going criminal investigation of a case where a minority male killed a minority male. It is either a justifiable shoot by the "Stand your Ground Law," or Zimmer...

chokonen888 wrote:My solution:

Here's mine. Foutons get slippery when you're wearing those versatile sleek, tight fitting, rubber garments....

Doubles-opps

I am glad to hear that. I dated an epileptic once and was so scared when she used to give me blow jobs... Seriously I was nervous every time. Boog, ain't you supposed to insert something in their mouth to keep them from biting off their tongue? Kind a like CPR for the spasm. But then again, she cou...

wuchan wrote:it exploded shortly after takeoff.

That'll teach 'em for stealing Japanese Rocket Technology......

Saitama... Japan direct backdoor to hell... few years ago I was following eagerly the daily insane murder reports... sesms a bit quiter these days... Not now. I showed that report to my secretary, who happens to possess an extremely healthy rack. She just also happens to be from Saitama. I don't ha...

AlbertSiegel wrote:Yes, I know they are unpopular but I really prefer Blackberry over all smartphones. Do any of you know if I can import an unlocked Blackberry bold 9700 and simply use it here on Softbank? If not, what are my other options?

Koushu denwa.....

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I'd say riding a motorbike in India period is pretty stupid.

It was worst on Koshu Kaido and Kannana coming to work today.....

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:and the avatars of the first and second comment posters on there are NOT belonging to iraira and greji!

Yup, but I saw yours on the 3rd one!

From Japan Today I was going to try to find the appropiate image for this story, but I think the headlines tells you more then everything you would want to know. On come on Dimmer. lighten up on the poor guy. He wasn't flashing. He had just been exposed to all that embarassing publicity about J-dud...

Jack wrote:Blah blah fucking blah!!!

Is it true that "Blah blah" is Hindu for "I wanna suck your dick"?

Ouch! Darvish is getting shelled. 5 runs in 2 innings so far. He did settle down and go 5 and 2/3rds, retiring ten in a row at one point. It looked like he was just over throwing the ball in the first two innings, probably nerves. His top was around 96-6mph and his breaking stuff looked good. I'd s...

Jack wrote:Look at the invention you moron. Don't get distracted by your desire to slam a Japanese.

This thread ain't about you Jack. If it was it would have been titled "Kiss me tool, you"

They combine into Voltron... or Crowtron... or Rapeman... DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S AN IMPORTANT PLOT POINT FOR A CHEAP PR0N MOVIE ? We'll put an actor with a crotchless black jumpsuit, fake crowhead and fake wings tied to his arms... HAPPY WITH THE EXPLANASHIUN ? No, why hire an actor? If you jus...

dude my girl is sexing me to death, wants to kiss and hug all the time.. It is like overload for fucking and sucking.... At first it was great but now even if I am sick, hurt, or tired as fuck she still wants to mount the saddle and ride like Sally.... I should have your problems..... http://www.fu...

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