Perhaps, they can do the same thing to FGs in Okinawa too? :twisted: Microchips to be implanted into pet cats in Okinawa TOKYO, Japan - The Environment Ministry plans to begin implanting microchips into pet cats, which will carry information about the cat and its owner, in a bid to protect endangere...

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jan/20031205268382033541490.jpg Bridgestone shows off world's biggest vulva For immediate release--21 Jan. 2003 TOKYO, Japan - Bridgestone Corp. exhibited what it claims to be the biggest syntheic vulva in the world at its factory in Kodaira, western Toky...

You can't believe the noise of the raving Japanese alcoholics outside my kitchen window this morning. At 6:30am they were just a squeaking, chittering, mass of brown. A couple drunks were laying stunned or seemingly dead beneath the bushes. And all of them had spewed over my car parked below in the ...

GomiGirl wrote:

gomichild wrote:Woo hoo! I'm all for the exposure of perk buttock cheeks ...

I have two words for any/all of the above - wax and loofa!!!

Oh yeah, I can just see this a grrreat Roppongi pick-up line:
"Ya wanna wax and loofa me?"


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"Wax on, wax off."

Kill this side and then the others. FlubTitles.com lists all the great uses of Eng r ish that show up in English subtitles for Asian movies. The site is just a scam to sell DVDs, but there're some real plus-aplha EngRish in the captions...such as Conman in Tokyo --I'm the King Of The World Internat...

Welcome to my nightmare...the Japanese Shower Cap Collection!

A java burst of genki in every pair! MARKET TALK/JP: Gunze May Get Lifted By Pants To Launch Underwear With Built-In Fragrances Kyodo-TOKYO (Dow Jones)--Underwear maker Gunze Ltd. said it will launch a new lineup of ladies' underwear and pantyhose Tuesday featuring special built-in substances - caff...

Japan's crime rate rises to record high TOKYO (AP): Crime in Japan last year rose to a new post-World War II record high, the National Police Agency said Monday.... the country's current economic slowdown has been accompanied by near record high unemployment and a surge in crime... http://images.go...

What this town needs ... Prozac, Paxil, and Zoloft---Oh my! " Local companies are missing out in a market that ``may have the world's largest number of undiagnosed depression sufferers.'' -- Aims to Boost Japan Sales by Breaking Depression Taboo In Japan, it's now all right to admit you're depr...

Here's the entire Theme ... __ In Japan you aren't really enjoying yourself very much if you don't give the "V for Victory" sign... http://www.dr4b.org/japanscans/Kanazawa/Kenrokuen.meinfrontofhouse.jpg http://www.dr4b.org/japanscans/Kanazawa/Kenrokuen.MePostcard.jpg http://www.dr4b.org/ja...

Caption: The well from where Kanazawa gets its name. ("golden swamp")

Douglas Herrick, 82, Father of the Jackalope, Is Dead D ouglas Herrick, who gets both the credit and the blame for perhaps the tackiest totem of the American West, the jackalope -- half bunny, half antelope and 100 percent tourist trap --- died on Jan. 6 in Casper, Wyo. ... Whether jackalopes ever ...

Big Booger wrote:What is next a farm tractor with a wagon for smokers heading to the airport?

Read the JT press release about the "SmoCar" at:
http://www.jti.co.jp/News/02/NR-no27/no27.html

Just what do they do to gaijin who don't pay taxes? :roll3: DANG! The devil is in the details... Assumption: You are 1) single and 2) self-employed. Tax non-payment is minor concern since the tax people don't know or care about alien beings. (If you are married, you have a "Pet Licence" v...

Sect: Dead toddler cloned "The sect-linked company that claims to have produced two human clones said a third would be born in Japan as early as Monday, Japanese media reports said....Kyodo said a Japanese official of the Raelians claimed the sect had about 6,000 followers in Japan - the large...

Just what do they do to gaijin who don't pay taxes? :roll3: Not fvrking much. The J-tax guys' main threat with Japanese is not having a "family register" registered. To a FG, they try to nail ya when you renew your visa or buy property. I went 6 years without paying, and then renewed my v...

Gaijin Princess on tour...

Suddenly whale meat looks a bit more appetising. :shakeh: http://www.gemm.nl/webgemms/eatthewhales.jpg Actually, eating milk-fed human babies would be ecological. :wink: HEALTH RISK:High toxin levels found in whale meat The Asahi Shimbun, Jan 17 "Along with PCBs, the health ministry says 10% o...

Does anyone have any advice about how I could possibly put up a resistance against such an unscrupulous realtor? Is there any legal recourse? From a Mushashino International Association mailing: Professional Consultation for Foreign Residents Free of charge. No appointment required. Privacy guarant...

As quoted straight from the source... My Ex- Girlfriend! [1997] http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jan/20031195774681473374355.jpg Caption: Apart from the fact that she worked long hours and that she was entirely made of CARDBOARD we had a torrid romance. I believe her sign reads "I'm ...

Big Booger wrote:Only in Japan...
BB

But wait. It gets better...the SmoCar is US made, retro looking, Airstream trailer.

where did you read that second quote? I`ve seen it attributed to lots of other people. It's was listed with Real Audio on the Car Talk site of NPR. No doubt, it's not a Seagal original] Lewis Grizzard, [/url]---who was the earliest quote I could find, Rod Stewart , Gary Shandling , but mostly Seaga...

I'll try to be brief... Think hinkaku and niramai . Then, repeat after me: Yes, daring. Of course, daring. Of course, I must be wrong, daring. . . AND then do whatever you want just like any normal Japanese man. Women have no defense against the Rope-a-Dope * ploy of outwaiting/ignoring her screami...

Japan Tobacco rolls out trailer for smokers Harassed Tokyo smokers can breathe a little easier. As of today, Japan Tobacco Inc. (JT) is opening a remodeled trailer, called SmoCar, in the Otemachi district of Chiyoda Ward, where smokers can indulge their habit out of doors, without fear of disapprov...

No Kidding--a New Market for Baby Food Strolling the aisles of his neighborhood supermarket, Shu Hamada gazes at a display of ready-to-eat treats from Japan's top baby-food makers: soft-boiled scabbard fish, bite-size shrimp meatballs, chop suey with tofu, and dozens of other varieties....64-year-o...

Sheesh, I thought the US Embassy's official motto, "We're here diplomacy, not tourism--fvck off." was harsh. Thousands of Pakistanis working in Japan illegally "...few in Pakistan are willing to acknowledge the real problem: Pakistan is one of the largest exporters of illegal emigrant...

http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&cat=8&id=246389 Back in the thread Steven Seagal Joins The Yakuza circa Nov. 30, I totally forgot about bad-mouthing Seagal about his Japanese ex-wife and kids. Speaking of waruguchi /badmouthing the Seagals'... Check out the famous Seagal movie, BL...

Anonymous wrote::?:

Who knows how much the randsom for bikkle-sama is?

However until the kidnappers make their demands, I figure I can post more naked "Killer Karate Babes" stories like krazy. Heeee, yaaa!

Jan. 20 (09 :34)Yokozuna Takanohana calls it quits TOKYO Jan. 20 Kyodo - Yokozuna Takanohana brought an illustrious but injury-plagued sumo career to an end Monday after his comeback bid ended in failure at the New Year Grand Sumo Tournament. See also: http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20030120p2a00m0...

Three words says it all for this cheesy video game: Bikini Karate Babes .... http://www.micromouse.co.jp/wgame/bikinikarate/bikinikarate.htm http://craftmate.hp.infoseek.co.jp/diary/2002/images/20021228_002f.jpg If that's not tacky enough for you, try "Bob and Keith"... http://store.sbpnet...