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Ignored for years...

gaijinzilla wrote:That explains why I used to get headaches sitting inside my dad's new car.....back in 1976 8O


Actually... for years in the car business, dashboard outgassing has been thought of as "normal."

Hey, he-gokimushi, did I just outgass?
by Taro Toporific
Thu Jan 16, 2003 4:17 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: "enjoyment akin to glue-sniffing"
Replies: 5
Views: 679
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We're in the money... not

We're in the money , We're in the money, come on, my honey, Let's lend it, spend it, send it rolling along! --------------------- Hmmm I can think of about 5 different real estate companies to sue just off the top of my head... *phones lawyer* Sad to say that this a limited, one-time ruling. Unlike...
by Taro Toporific
Thu Jan 16, 2003 4:07 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Indian in Japan wins damages for skin query
Replies: 5
Views: 605
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Imagine...

I could go for some of those deep fried potato pikachu's right about now... Just imagine the shape of a deep-fried potato Pikachu ... http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:K-YcSEroLNsC:www.concentric.net/~Norih/pikachu01.gif http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:uNQCoBTCntIC:lbs.hh.schule.de/lernor...
by Taro Toporific
Thu Jan 16, 2003 3:52 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: "Pikachu-food": Let's snacking!
Replies: 2
Views: 584
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Re: Indian in Japan wins damages for skin query

Sify news [i]A Japanese court has ordered a real estate agency and one of its employees to pay damages for asking an Indian man if his skin colour was "normal" when he phoned the firm to find an apartment. Hmmm...interesting.... What's much interesting are the standard notices posted in e...
by Taro Toporific
Thu Jan 16, 2003 3:45 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Indian in Japan wins damages for skin query
Replies: 5
Views: 605
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equating fashion models with "heroes" (or the lack of.., in this case) is rather silly. Think the term "heros" (sic) is just shorthand to reduce the character count and shorten the title. if I had a son I'd have written "positive Japanese male role-models other than Anpanma...
by Taro Toporific
Thu Jan 16, 2003 3:39 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Heroes for Japan?
Replies: 20
Views: 2710
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Re: No surprise

ramchop wrote:
The Japanese cities of Tokyo and Osaka have retained their rankings as the most expensive in the world


But... living carless in a concrete slum like Kanto is "repectable" for a FG---by definition a gaijin does not have any face to lose.
by Taro Toporific
Thu Jan 16, 2003 3:30 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: No surprise
Replies: 4
Views: 477
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DUH...Re: uh

by Taro Toporific
Thu Jan 16, 2003 3:25 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Question for the massive inside
Replies: 14
Views: 1465
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"enjoyment akin to glue-sniffing"

Love the smell of a new car? Read this "The distinctive smell inside a new car, often a source of satisfaction to owners, comes from the same form of pollution that causes sick building syndrome, a study in Japan shows. It said the smell in a new car could contain up to 35 times the health lim...
by Taro Toporific
Thu Jan 16, 2003 1:17 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: "enjoyment akin to glue-sniffing"
Replies: 5
Views: 679
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Re: Posse Comitatus

The other thing is that if there were such a thing in the States as the bozo -zoku, they would be peppered with buckshot if they were stupid enough to come by the same place every night on SCHEDULE as they do in Japan. :o er.. well.. actually the states *does* have a small biker problem :D Oh, that...
by Taro Toporific
Thu Jan 16, 2003 12:14 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Baka bosozoku buy their noise "rights"
Replies: 6
Views: 663
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Re: Women busted for unqualified colon cleansing

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20030115p2a00m0dm031000c.html ...only doctors are allowed to professionally insert an instrument into a person's ... This "service" is a big sh*tting deal in Ginza Tokyo--you get to watch what they pump out as it passes by at eye level in a glass tube. Coffe...
by Taro Toporific
Thu Jan 16, 2003 12:06 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Women busted for unqualified colon cleansing
Replies: 6
Views: 722
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Heroes for Japan?

The greater question here is, do Japanese men even have a self-image? Japan men decry lack of home-grown heros "On Japan's leading fashion boulevard, Omotesando, Japanese male role models are almost nonexistent. A recent survey of images from L'Oreal to Benetton to the Gap counted 17 white male...
by Taro Toporific
Thu Jan 16, 2003 11:43 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Heroes for Japan?
Replies: 20
Views: 2710
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Bizarro world: 'Go nuclear'!!!

if NK starts acting up... It's time to share the nightmares." Let's share the warmth, U238 style! :lol: NORTH KOREA: A PRIMER Only the bombs are modern "Call it Oz, call it some bizarro world. North Korea is unlike anything... The first thing you have to know is that North Korea's leaders...
by Taro Toporific
Thu Jan 16, 2003 10:38 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Japan could 'go nuclear' in months
Replies: 2
Views: 503
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Re: Black Bus Capturing

GuyJean wrote:Anyone know why they hate the Communist Party?
GJ


The "Northern Islands" issue for one.... that sure gets the Black Bus guys' fundoshi in a knot.
by Taro Toporific
Thu Jan 16, 2003 9:48 am
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Right Wing Black Bus Schedule?
Replies: 14
Views: 1106
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Posse Comitatus

Ah.... that's the one thing I miss about home... a real police presence and a tendency to swing the baton at anything obnoxious. Consequently, no biker gangs. The other thing is that if there were such a thing in the States as the bozo -zoku, they would be peppered with buckshot if they were stupid...
by Taro Toporific
Thu Jan 16, 2003 9:37 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Baka bosozoku buy their noise "rights"
Replies: 6
Views: 663
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Let's second nature.

&quot wrote:
Very noble of you to volunteer to do this test Taro, but you took the wrong sample. :roll:


Brown-nosing is the most noble of Japanese traditions that becomes second nature to all good hena gaijin.
by Taro Toporific
Wed Jan 15, 2003 5:29 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: crusty
Replies: 9
Views: 849
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Re: As seen in Slate

DearLeader.com Kim Jong-il's fanboy home page. This site's comments are fun too. :lol: North Korea is a hermit state ruled by a potbellied, 5-foot-3 paranoid Stalinist who likes to watch Daffy Duck cartoons. ...When Donald Rumsfeld pointed out that our military is designed to fight two wars at the ...
by Taro Toporific
Wed Jan 15, 2003 5:14 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: As seen in Slate
Replies: 1
Views: 446
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Dumpin' 'em in droves

Trade 'em, swap 'em. Let's trendy! Japanese divorce rate at all time high The Japanese government, which released its latest figures on New Year's Day, is concerned that the rise in divorce and the decrease in childbirth and marriage are a threat to the country's ailing economy. ---Divorce-Online, ...
by Taro Toporific
Wed Jan 15, 2003 3:45 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Dumpin' 'em in droves
Replies: 3
Views: 644
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William Gibson on William Gibson

tokyojoe wrote:
CD: Your work is heavily international in its scope...


If you wanna hear it from the Source, check out William Gibson's daily blog at:
http://www.williamgibsonbooks.com/blog/blog.asp
by Taro Toporific
Wed Jan 15, 2003 1:17 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: William Gibson on Japan
Replies: 8
Views: 819
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"Pikachu-food": Let's snacking!

Pikachu Hors d'oeuvres
"Abstract: A Hasbro (TM) Pokemon (TM) Character Creater (TM) is used to make attractive Hors d'oeuvres out of softer kinds of cheese."

---------------Yummy
Yummy
Yummy
I got love in my tummy.
by Taro Toporific
Wed Jan 15, 2003 12:55 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: "Pikachu-food": Let's snacking!
Replies: 2
Views: 584
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Star Wars FG is gonna be "Big in Japan"

Look for this new ROOTS CM soon.. Ewan McGregor...the Scottish Star Wars star spent Hogmanay day....filming an advert for a Japanese energy drink." "...The commercial begins with Ewan sitting alone on the platform sipping from a can of Roots - a Japanese energy drink which, it would seem, ...
by Taro Toporific
Wed Jan 15, 2003 12:35 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Star Wars FG is gonna be "Big in Japan"
Replies: 0
Views: 509
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Baka bosozoku buy their noise "rights"

If you thought the bosozoku were baka , you were right... Mob rules--noisy bikers just so many puppets dancing to yakuza whims "It seems those hot rodders who thumb their noses at the law and common courtesy by running red lights and revving their engines to skull-splitting roars aren't such fr...
by Taro Toporific
Wed Jan 15, 2003 12:19 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Baka bosozoku buy their noise "rights"
Replies: 6
Views: 663
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Some proof for Mayor "Blinky" Ishihara

by Taro Toporific
Wed Jan 15, 2003 12:08 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Some proof for Mayor "Blinky" Ishihara
Replies: 0
Views: 417
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Japan's spy in the sky

Look up, Mr Kim: Japan's spy in the sky Japan is shooting spy satellites into orbit to get ready to keep a high-tech eye on axis of evil member North Korea. ... Also see... Japan plans pilotless spy plane "Japan's Defense Agency is planning to develop a pilotless spy plane to help it track sus...
by Taro Toporific
Wed Jan 15, 2003 11:58 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Japan's spy in the sky
Replies: 1
Views: 519
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Re: crusty

sweet bean paste the color and taste of diabetic baby poop. I will accept your expert discription and refuse dinner invites. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Yep. For almost 20 years, my coporate masters prefer to keep me in the dark and feed me it, that's for sure. http://www.ny.com/featu...
by Taro Toporific
Wed Jan 15, 2003 10:21 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: crusty
Replies: 9
Views: 849
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Re: William Gibson on Japan

http://www.craphound.com/nonfic/transcript.html CD:... I've heard that they have for the first time serious drug problems. Duh. Drug problems? Japan? Gee, how about 40% of the factory population was addicted to SHABU in the Japanese government sponsored programs to boost production? Sheesh. Post-WW...
by Taro Toporific
Wed Jan 15, 2003 10:14 am
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: William Gibson on Japan
Replies: 8
Views: 819
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Random is what random does.

WTF was that? Talk about random... Random is what random does. The two hostesses who tried to immolate the FG sound like they having a bad hair day...I can imagine scenarios such as an unpaid hostess bar tab for 800,000yen wild night, dual proposal of marriage, lesbian/alien love spat... Of course,...
by Taro Toporific
Wed Jan 15, 2003 9:49 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Flaming FG!
Replies: 2
Views: 730
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Re: Let's sing the Folding Clothes Song

PS: How about some context? Or a url? Or complete lyrics? If anyone tells the FG 2 yr old they'll be next on the hit list. Ha. I'll do ya one better! If you wish, I'll burn "Fol Ding Clothes" on a voice-syth chip and imbed it in a Grover doll so FG 2 yr old can activate a few thousand tim...
by Taro Toporific
Tue Jan 14, 2003 4:30 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Let's sing the Folding Clothes Song
Replies: 3
Views: 708
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Re: ups and downs

bottom line is, regardless of where you are, there's always going to be highs and lows. Here's a banal version of those "ups and downs" of a expat woman posted today on the Daily Telegraph entiled, "Big trouble in the valley of the dolls" . I am the only gaijun [sic] - Westerner...
by Taro Toporific
Tue Jan 14, 2003 4:24 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Sick of Japan
Replies: 44
Views: 3002
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New with steel sludge favor!

NEW! Steel sludge favored sturgeon caviar for cheap! "Sunrock, a Japanese fishery company affiliated with the local government in Kamaishi, Iwate prefecture in northern Japan, has bred 500 sturgeon in a tank at a disused steelworks and hopes the fish will produce some 300 kilograms (660 pounds...
by Taro Toporific
Tue Jan 14, 2003 3:45 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: New with steel sludge favor!
Replies: 0
Views: 454
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The Japanese Way

GomiGirl wrote:reality_bites.. reality has set in?


The Japanese have a better Way to deal with the delight of living in Japan...
Check out their translated thoughts at...
by Taro Toporific
Tue Jan 14, 2003 3:24 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Sick of Japan
Replies: 44
Views: 3002
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