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JUST NOW---on NHK TV at 5:55pm the FG Asashoryu wins his first YUSHO. "IT'S A BIG DAY FOR Mongolian!!!" AND today is also Mongolian INDEPENDENCE DAY, literally [[actually the 26th -GJ]]. (3) Asashoryu becomes 1st Mongolian to win Emperor's Cup FUKUOKA, Japan - Ozeki Asashoryu (R) holds up ...

But perhaps the mechanics of obtaining said mortgage will be a heap different when it comes time to sign contracts. Been there, done that (and all I have is the T-shirt). One word of hard-earned advice: "Bumping." You might get a loan, but at TWICE the interest rate that a real salaryman ...

GDP likely to drop over 7% from slack birthrate The gross domestic product is expected to decrease between 7.8 percent and 8.6 percent in 2025 from 533.7 trillion yen in 2001 due to a decrease in the labor force caused by the falling birthrate, labor minister Chikara Sakaguchi said Wednesday. GDP l...

If you're looking for clubbing information in English, try ... Check out "Sister Chill's" at "Club Scene" under the 'News' catagory... http://club.nokia.co.jp/tokyoq/index.html She be cool --- she wrote the book---even if though she no call no more. "...an interesting mix o...

Sounds like a lot of the salarymen working in Chiyoda-ku. According to "Cycleboy"... http://www.cycleboy.com/misc.html drink with the gorilla brothers When I was walking by, these two hipsters just screamed out "you gotta come in and check out a place with a sign this cool, you won't...

cstaylor wrote:There's no such thing as a "Green Card" for marrying a Japanese.

4Sure!
It's better to call the spouse visa a "PET LICENCE."

--Taro, coming on twenty years without a Green Card

"The Japanese are starting to say, 'Tomorrow that could be me.'" aki no kaze yado nashi karasu fukare keri in autumn wind a homeless crow is blown the poet, Issa, 1790s Who wrote haiku while he was homeless for most of his life. http://www.interq.or.jp/pacific/getjapan/HFOTO/ginnan1.jpg

wo bai wrote:Anyone else know anything on this subject??

Just check the Engrish T-shirts on the streets for your Tokyo toke . . .

From today's LA Times article: "Clouds invade smoker's paradise" "The Finance Ministry owns 67 percent of Japan Tobacco, or JT, which ... contributes $19 billion a year to government coffers in taxes and dividends, making it among the largest revenue sources. The ministry, not health ...

den4 wrote: cd protection is only for those not clever enough to bypass it.. :o den4

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Anonymous wrote:Rots of ruck Sony.
----It's a Rip, Toporific!

Damn, who was the Masked Man?

I bet he used a Sony CDR drive to rip Sony CDs.

Why don't they raid NTT over their service rates, not to mention the 30,000 yen gaijin tax? Hmm, maybe it's because the government owns NTT? Yeah, ya gotta love that 30,000 yen phone deposit for aliens ... I bet these alien-looking kids didn't have to pay any deposit. http://nooper.co.jp/showcase/k...

bikkle wrote:JR cracks down on drunks' train violence

A massive campaign aimed at stopping mostly middle-aged drunks

It looks like they are self-policing themselves...check out this pix:
https://classes.yale.edu/anth254a/gallery/gallery_images/gallery_08/fi/0000002e.htm

'I like cockroaches') This just in .... Study: Roaches spread cancer-causing bacteria Yomiuri Shimbun 2002/11/21 Helicobacter pylori, bacteria believed to increase the risk of stomach cancer in humans, may be spread through cockroach droppings, a group of researchers found in a recent study. More t...

I swapped from Docomo to j-phone about a week ago. You and 1 million other Japanese swapped. J-Phone which is really the Brit company Vodafone is overtaking DoCoMo. So ... JapanInc did the big slapdown on the evil alien Vodafone threat... Japan monopoly watchdog raids mobile firm J-Phone Reuters / ...

Get that EngRish name: CAN-o-BRAIN! As in Can-o-Peas? or perhaps it's: Nope, it was more like "CUP-O-PIZZA". "This is the best Cup 'O Pizza around. It drove the other Cup 'O Pizza places out of business!" http://www.geocities.com/houseofknothead/pizza.html

One of the secretaries in my office uses a machine that looks remarkably like that. It can only display one quarter of a normal web page. My OL looks more like old WAPRO itself: http://www.tv-asahi.co.jp/ov/debu/images/sm_sari02.jpg http://www.honco.net/japanese/05/img/2-04-1.jpg

Abductees to get Abductees to get monthly stipend Yomiuri Shimbun The government, with the backing of the Liberal Democratic Party, plans to offer a monthly stipend of 240,000 yen each to the two Japanese couples abducted to North Korea ... . An additional amount will be paid for the the abductees'...

I remember going into Maruzen (yes, Maruzen the book store) in Nihonbashi to see the PET on display. That was the *only* place that had them. Akihabara sold washing machines and radios. Yikes! Let's pre-Bubble Paleolithic! Back in my Jomon Dayz, I used a Canon AS-100 to carve the stone tabets with ...

I just wanna know how the weed is over there, is it hard to get??? And how do you get it? Cuz here in Chicago we roll into the projects and get it from the thugs. Ask your dentist. Dentist brothers held over pot possession 2002/11/19 Yomiuri Shimbun Two brothers, both of whom are dentists, were arr...

I just wanna know how the weed is over there, is it hard to get??? And how do you get it? Cuz here in Chicago we roll into the projects and get it from the thugs. Ask your dentist. Dentist brothers held over pot possession 2002/11/19 Yomiuri Shimbun Two brothers, both of whom are dentists, were arr...

hmm, are their tough laws on cannabis in Japan? As bikkle and others already posted the subject: http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1871 Sting operation nets 4 Iranian drug dealers in Tokyo Quote: The group concealed stimulants and other drugs in empty cigarette packets placed on t...

Japan's National Tree, the sacred Concrete Utility Pole, is endangered in Yokohama's Chinatown according to today's Asahi Shimbun: "Chinatown's distinctive streets may soon removed of their clutter, victims of the revitalization project... residents express remorse at the probably (sic) passing...

From the always informative Mainichi News . . . Severed head found on Osaka tetrapod Severed head found on Osaka tetrapod OSAKA -- A man's head has been found on a tetrapod at a port here, local police said Tuesday... appeared to be a human head hung on a tetrapod at Osaka North Port, and alerted po...

WO BAI, YOU BITCHES wrote:(spelling)
The Rob Pongi threat must be eliminated ASAP!! Call homeland security!!

I get it! There must be a spelling error here. It should read:

The Rob Pongi thread must be eliminated ASAP!! Call Homeland Security!!

kamome wrote:Ah, sanitary napkins don't gross me out ...

Well, then check out the nappies on this drunk Japanese guy:

Or, if Fundoshi aren't fun for ya...

Aside from cooking everything at home without MSG, how do you avoid eating it in Japan? Leave the Orient. Or at the least, don't eat the top five MSG demons in Japan: 5th: Yakitori with shio-aji , often misscalled simply shio (salt) 4th: Yakiniku , the Koreans soak meat in MSG 3rd: Shabu-shabu 2nd:...

why she had bought MSG... she had thought it was salt and was putting it in all the food she had cooked... A truely FG moment.. "D'oh!" as H. Simpson kami-sama would say in such an FG moment. One of the ways that MSG works is as a solvent that disolves the upper layers of your tongue so y...

'I like cockroaches': Hikikomori-kun quoted in the Observer UK article about hikikomori (acute social withdrawal) "Japan's teen hermits spread fear". . . Japan's teen hermits spread fear "Saito's clinic, groups of patients meet twice a week. .... The theme of discussion last week was ...

.I can't offhand think of any Japanese food that has large amounts of MSG in it. Anyway, more "research" from Japan. Woo. Ya cannot think of any Japanese food wth MSG? Sheeee-it. Try EVERTHING! Think BENTO or anything from a convenience store. 7-11 bento swims in MSG. Ditto for Cup-of-dea...

SANYO reveals new and improved "Banryu" home-robot Robo-Dragon-Doggie will cost $16,000! The New Scientist magazine this week said: Sanyo and Tmusk plan to start taking pre-orders in December, and to start sell an initial batch of 50 of the robots for about $16,400 next year. Duh, I think...

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Re: 'I like cockroaches': Hikikomori-kun and Gokinosaurus

Damn, deport me and give me a $2,000/m stipend, tax-free!

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National tree threatened in Chinatown

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'I like cockroaches': Hikikomori-kun and Gokinosaurus

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