:twisted: And now they want to start shipping the retirees en masse out of Tokyo prior to the 2020 Olympics... old-people-shipping.jpg “We need a Japanese equivalent of Florida,” says Mr Takahashi (of the Japan Policy Council) Tokyo told to send 1m elderly to provinces as ‘care crisis’ looms...

In that case, she's definitely fucked. Suspicion grows over Toyota exec's motive for alleged illegal painkiller import mainichi.jp/english - 毎日新聞 June 25, 2015 (Thu.) Continues with more nails in her coffin ... ... the tablets were shipped by international air parcel delivery service. The customs l...

Wow. That Yomiuri link is already gone! Time for the Wuchan Clan to get their tinfoil hats tuned up!!!!!!!!!! ハンプ容疑者「父親に送ってもらった」と供述 2015年06月25日 06時56分 　トヨタ自動車常務役員のジュリー・ハンプ容疑者（５５）が警視庁に麻薬取締法違反（輸入）容疑で逮捕された事件で、米国からハンプ容疑者に送られた麻薬が入った宅配便について、ハンプ容疑者が「父親に送ってもらった」と供述していることが、捜査関係者への取材でわかった。 　同庁は今後、米国に捜査員を派遣する...

"Daddy did it!" : Julie Hamp says her father sent her the Oxycodone. :rolleyes: Hamp statement: "It was sent by my father." yomiuri.co.jp (in Japanese) June 25, 2015 In Toyota Motors' suspect Julie Hamp ...has said that "I got sent this by my father" in an interview wi...

Police raid Toyota offices after arresting US executive TOKYO (AP) 2015/06/23 -- Police have raided Toyota Motor Corp.'s headquarters and its Tokyo office in connection with the arrest of a senior American executive on suspicion of drug law violations. Tokyo police said they carried out the raids T...

silver-cup-for-hemlock.jpg Health Ministry thinks presenting new centenarians with a silver cup is becoming too heavy a financial burden. 「１００歳の銀杯、税金のムダ」　厚労省事業、識者指摘 asahi.com | 6/23/2015 　１００歳のお祝いに銀杯を贈るのはやめて――。税金の無駄遣いがないか外部の有識者がチェックする「行政事業レビュー」で２２日、厚生労働省の高齢者向け事業に有識者が「抜本的改善が必要」と判断した ... "100-ye...

Weird Photo Of Adolf Hitler In Japanese Kimono inquisitr.com / 2015June21 ... Hitler is shown in the photo dressed in a robe that appears to be a Japanese Kimono.Independent verification of the authenticity of the photo is difficult, but according to the U.K.’s Express, the photo is likely authenti...

Mad Max opened Saturday and the Japanese seem to have got into the spirit.
"マッドマックス今日からか、うちのドラムはこのまま映画館に突撃するらしいです"
-- 人畜収容所(@KxKxDORAID) June 19, 2015

sex-lube-poster.jpg Lotion Athletic Competition Time Out Tokyo | June 2015 ... daring athletes gather at Shin-Kiba's 1st Ring, a renowned pro wrestling venue, and smear sex lube all over their bodies before engaging in competitions like lube sumo, lube relays and lube obstacle running ... more.. . ...

US preparing to face down China in the South China Sea ...[China's] controversial drive to reclaim land from the shallow waters around Chinese-held islands in the Spratlys was “justified, legitimate and reasonable” and “well within the scope of China’s sovereignty”... Disputed territory: who claims...

NHK: The Hillbilly Heron pills that got Julie Hamp of Toyota arrested were packed under toy jewelry in a package labeled "necklace" http://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20150619/k10010120311000.html

Sometimes you gotta think that Burger King Japan is just trolling us.

Burger King unveils red-colored burgers
The Japan Times ‏2015-June-18

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https://www.burgerkingjapan.co.jp/relea ... 0617_1.pdf

Chiba cops bust Chinese hostess clubs on immigration charges tokyoreporter.com/2015/06/15 CHIBA (TR) – Chiba Prefectural Police announced on Monday the bust of Chinese hostess clubs in Choshi City for violating immigration control laws , not paying bribes on time, and fat ugly hostesses ... ... On ...

chokonen888 wrote:How long 'til immigration gets really desperate and starts issuing a cosplay visa?

I don't know about that visa since cosplay freaks are one the few things Japan seems to have a surplus.

Sakuratsubame-Corps-character_200x.jpg Kyushu's choo-choo cheering According to the Sankei News , JR Kyushu's" Sakuratsubame Corps" are a hit at the YOSAKOI Soran Festival in Sapporo this week. KiC_MYcRXLc cheery.jpg jr-cheerleaders_ani_500x.gif Kyushu's Chu-chu Crossdressers' Corps cq8lK...

Fighting the Gigantic Girls
http://piece.tokyo/

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The story in Japanese at huffingtonpost.jp/2015/06/14/tokyo-gigantic-girls…

[quote ]HAMILTON, ON - APRIL 10: Team Japan pose for a photo during Day 1 of the ISU World Synchronized Skating Championships [/quote] swim-sexless.jpg Tokyo (AFP) 2015June15 - Japan's top male synchronised swimmer Atsushi Abe has been likened to an old lady for slapping on too much make-up and desc...

Carrying all her food on her, Sonya B a umstein was rescued off the Japanese coast on Saturday after sending out a distress signal... Odyssey ends: U.S. woman attempting to row solo across the Pacific rescued after one week. http://i.imgur.com/qo3txju.png The Associated Press | June 14, 2015 ( @AP )...

Roomba Death Cage Match
"Japanese electric store makes ROOMBAs fight to death." ---via

revenge-kuma.jpg Killer teddy bears are now taking revenge on Afro Samurai. URW3iGpRcKs "Starting where the original Afro Samurai story left off, follow the path of Kuma on his quest for bloody revenge as he hunts down Afro to make him pay for the death for all those he loved." Kuma-vs-Af...

Section chief Haniwa (ハニワ課長) , PR character for Sakai City. Section-chief-Haniwa.jpg ViaMulboyne https://www.shikoku-np.co.jp/national/life_topic/20150611000363 According to the city public relations department, Haniwa section chief is about 1600 years old, unmarried and says, "I want to get ba...

There's also the Flying Tigers. Flying Tigers livery marks US-ROC pact The China Post June 9, 2015 Two R.O.C. Air Force fighter jets painted with the famous shark-face nose art of the "Flying Tigers" yesterday were unveiled at the northern Hsinchu Air Base to commemorate R.O.C.-U.S. allia...