LOL Grej, she's got a face like a twisted seaboot, legs like railway sleepers and a body like a bag of wet cement. Yeah, we know that, you say she wuz japanese... It's like describing a car by saying it got 4 wheels... well... duh... We got a saying back home... a hole is a hole a johnson got no ey...

osopolar wrote:

Sena Ayanami...

Hard to find TGP of her beside the duo with Yuria Sendoh

You'ze got soem more ?


(PS: yeah... NIPPYYYY)

It's a case by case basis... sometimes, the truth sound more like a lies than whatever can be made up... It's usually better to give people what they want to hear... If you're facing a complete moronic asshole... at means I feel at home and you're dealing with my true self... (crap, the article is i...

I'm not sure whether that's arousing or not. :confused: :roll3: It's sort of like being without water for 2 days and then someone fills up an ice cold glass of toilet water for you. The water looks damn good, but nonetheless it's from the toilet. I'd fuck that... but then again I was told that I al...

That's because bosses usually always reject the first 3 to 4 attempts at a task as not being good enough by default. Doesn't matter if the first attempt was a winner, they'll automatically say that it was rubbish and to "try harder" even when there's nowhere else to improve. So, the natural reactio...

On the other hand, if the fate of your job rested in the hands of the fickle general public's opinion of you (and you were a woman), why would you EVER consider having a picture taken of yourself holding a box of condoms? Don't know, maybe a public service, stuff like 'sex is not dirty' and so on ?...

Greji wrote:I tried that, but it ate the carpet.....

ok, let me guess... you also have things in your fridge that stares back at you when you open the door ?

So, this year best wanker is French...

I'm so proud of yopu my people... First Naboleon Sarkozy and Carlita now this...

What's next ? another Rainbow Warrior ?

And meanwhile, somewhere in France, my sister roam freely driving a car with little marks painted on the door for every new toy boy she exhaust...
(a-la fighter pilot kills)
(before you ask, yes, she fly -real- planes too)
(don't know if there is still some place on the door, long time no see)

[quote="Greji"]But what if even with that, the bottom of your tatami looks better than the top? ] Put a cheap carpet held by tatami carpet's pin. It's not such a bad solution in fact. You can be clumsy without having to write off everything you drop. Here mah clinic is 100% bombproof concr...

Taro Toporific wrote:Those "Japanese girl's pics" are typical manly Japanese.

I think we already debated that topic and agreed that as long as the balls don't touch, it's not gay.

http://mdn.mainichi.jp/mdnnews/national/news/20090908p2a00m0na009000c.html?inb=rs

Top class article, as usual...

I really, really , REALLY, don't get the whole Perfume thing. They aren't actually singing, they can't really dance, and they ain't that cute. Can anyone explain the appeal to me? Some kind of logical next step in a country where raw fish over cold rice is considered as food. It's a complete misund...

Glad we've got this thread back on "the one-track mind" track. Nothing wrong with a used girl...they cry less, although tears often make a good lubricant. Yup, after being roughed up by few former boyfriend they are usually more realistic in their expectation. And same as cars... used ones comes wi...

"oyeshiiii..."

that's like 75% of the vocabulary for daytime TV in this craphole...

I don't know if it would be less annoying if they were eating something better than the standard dumpster-soup that would make a rat throwup...

American Oyaji wrote:Nope. That sentence is perfectly fine!:D

albeit complicamated...

Unless you were sent to the Wilkinsburgh Holiday Inn in Pittsburgh for MEPS processing in May of 1992 and walked around with me with the lady and two other people after getting off the bus and entering the bedroom as a foursome and you were the other bloke, I'd say no. Is that what you call a run o...

pheyton wrote:

There is something to be said about perfection. I for one am grateful the Japanese pursue it.

Dere... fixed for ya...

You moderate yourself ?

You'ze a dipolar ?

Back in the day when I was still living in the states, I used to work for a company " Circuit City " and car stereos and home audio products. Japanese only bought products that were made in JAPAN. If they purchased the product and found out that it was made in China, Taiwan, Korea or the absolute w...

Shikoku is the backward shit of Japan but after reading the bits of above "news article," I might go there for my summer vacation this year with only a backpack. Fuck Kyoto and all the other gaijinized tourist spots in Japan. If you want "lost in the wood but not quite deliverance yet", I spent the...

I think their biggest problem is that they don't know how to maintain anything...

Besides, isn't Perfume actually just that Vocaloid artificial singer software that any otaku can buy and master, tweaked to sound like 3 "different" voices? Only thing I'm not sure of is whether the girls are actually androids. And you thought Sharon Apple's Macross Plus Virtual Idol was a fucked u...

you'd be pissed if you were the third in the chain!! the first one at least gets food!! This is the sort of movie premise that sounds like it would be really cool during a binge of lots of drinks and chemicals with a bunch of film students. Sadly in the cold light of day it is just rubbish. Trying ...

IkemenTommy wrote:What the hell is a skink?

It's something to smuggle...

When you look at these 2 clowns you just wonder if they are reptile people who are going to rip off their face masks in few seconds... They appear to be already falling off anyway...

Mike Oxlong wrote:They look happy in this old photo...

awww shit... at least they will fit perfectly well with Sarkozy and Carlita at the next G8 to fight monster X... (anudder excellent movie btw...)