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BO-SENSEI wrote:Anything to keep those damn Philippino from taking care of our revered elderly.


Take knows aboot sockpuppet ?

Where is the weurld coming to...
by Coligny
Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:05 pm
 
Forum: Tokyo Tech
Topic: RIBA the Robot Nurse
Replies: 13
Views: 4092
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Samurai_Jerk wrote:No, Japanese women are just born that way.


Yeah... then they discover aboot McDo...

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by Coligny
Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:04 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Cop Busted For Mixi Moaning
Replies: 11
Views: 1101
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Could have been soooo much worse...

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by Coligny
Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:01 pm
 
Forum: Tokyo Tech
Topic: RIBA the Robot Nurse
Replies: 13
Views: 4092
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Well I had a good summer - had lots of sex too. ] mee too... http://www.sondheim.com/comedy/columna/Icons/hand.jpg endless allnighters... she's a hot one... Off to HK on the weekend for a few days. That is in lieu of the Golden Week II as hubby has to work. I need me some knee milling machine and a...
by Coligny
Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:22 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Summer Vacation Experiences, Anyone?
Replies: 65
Views: 3033
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If they do, they should contact Mrultimategaijin. He had sex in a beach toilet with a real live japanese chick :bukkake: Out of all my experience with public restrooms... (I always manage to drink some unsafe water somewhere everytime I live the house). Iraq/beach style loo always kinda... sorta......
by Coligny
Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:01 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: The Return Of Charisma Man
Replies: 48
Views: 2874
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You've seen those videos too I take it... :puke: :bukkake: Not a single week without my wife watching flower and snake... Plus the childhood trauma of the christmas special of Inspektor Derrick "Murder among the scatophyles" on RTL TV... http://www.etoy.com/files/images/blog/154502s.jpg
by Coligny
Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:15 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Summer Vacation Experiences, Anyone?
Replies: 65
Views: 3033
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IkemenTommy wrote:Photoshopping this thing will not help the situation at all.


Don't be so harsh... maybe she... OH SHIT MY EYES... MY EYES, I CAN'T SEE ANYMORE...

(yeah... bored... as usual...)
by Coligny
Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:57 pm
 
Forum: Music
Topic: Cocco On The Edge
Replies: 18
Views: 2735
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Jokes are... well jokes... You can make fun of everything... just not with everybody... (Like the oh so tasty Clarkson jokes on the Benz GPS knowing only the way to go to Varsaw...) So as long as he don't 'forget' to brake at the red light in front of black people... maybe we can give him a break......
by Coligny
Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:29 am
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Dave Spector Voted Most Popular TV Commentator
Replies: 62
Views: 3694
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Mock Cockpit wrote:Hard to maintain your sangfroid when you're vomiting out your arse.


Especially when you're out of japan where it's considered as foreplay...
by Coligny
Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:07 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Summer Vacation Experiences, Anyone?
Replies: 65
Views: 3033
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Noa Oikawa... her album is nearly as good as... well... that movie were she look like a 40 year old in a schoolgirl uniform faking being raped by a guy wearing a mexican wrestler outfit...

(no, i'm not making that shit up... but I can't remember the title...)
by Coligny
Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:29 pm
 
Forum: Music
Topic: Japanese music 101
Replies: 23
Views: 2403
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Indeed! Good job, Colignychanpoo! I dun't understand... But my rule is to never break 2 laws at the same time. So to allow for a little safety reserve I try not to break any on purpose. (remember that Al Capone was put in the slammer for tax fraud...) Now if you want to test my understanding of whi...
by Coligny
Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:26 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: The curious tale of the incarceration of a 74 year old tourist
Replies: 45
Views: 3340
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Dude I had 2 dentist since i'm in me little town... first one was keeping me for 3 hours straight. I was usually passing out from the pain at least once or twice per visit... Second one... around 10 minutes per visit, fast, efficient, painless. With boner inducing nurses. That were actually more fri...
by Coligny
Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:16 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Bad Teeth: What's the fucking deal?
Replies: 40
Views: 2994
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I is going back to Korea as a revenge from last year 7 days food poisonning tour. 3 hospitals and nearly all the highway loo of the country... Still in love with one of the emergency doctors... bad luck I can't remember which hospital she was from... Think I didn't made too bad impression for someon...
by Coligny
Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:10 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Summer Vacation Experiences, Anyone?
Replies: 65
Views: 3033
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As usual I feel I need to put in a word on Dave's behalf. Not only is he a personal friend, but a homey! Chicago Lane Tech. Yeah, maybe he's real cool IRL. But the personna shown on TV is not exactly likeable for the other foreigners... The same goes for Doug Bradley and Angus Scrimm, they don't go...
by Coligny
Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:05 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Dave Spector Voted Most Popular TV Commentator
Replies: 62
Views: 3694
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I saw that interview. Was on a video in a marketing class. I thought it was hilarious that he freely admits that he's basically just a very well-payed sideshow. More power to him. But don't act so high and mighty... you'd throw out your dignity just as fast as him and any other talento for $500,000...
by Coligny
Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:22 am
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Dave Spector Voted Most Popular TV Commentator
Replies: 62
Views: 3694
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"Goyim" in the Japanese context would be 'gaijin' ( "Goy" [plural: goyim, adjective: goyishe] is the standard Hebrew term for non-Jew--literally it just means "nation"). Taro, stop spoiling this pristine sample of idiocy... For Spector... you know your a winner when you have your own wikipedia entr...
by Coligny
Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:37 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Dave Spector Voted Most Popular TV Commentator
Replies: 62
Views: 3694
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When will they prosecute her for her music ?
by Coligny
Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:09 pm
 
Forum: Music
Topic: Police To Prosecute Organizers Of Hamasaki's "Guerrilla" Shibuya Gig
Replies: 5
Views: 1265
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That closing quote is just vacant nonsense: "All ideas start as a dream and end with reality." No shit Sherlock. Isn't that sort of the definition of "idea," a concept that, if acted upon, can become reality? I think it's moar like : "No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy." (Von Moltk...
by Coligny
Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:10 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Yukio Hatoyama Op-Ed Piece In The NYT
Replies: 20
Views: 1787
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Taro Toporific wrote:[*]And, there is one more misdemeanor rule for[SIZE="3"] carrying a knife of any length [/SIZE]without a good reason.:mad:
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aww shit...

back to the grinder I suppose...
by Coligny
Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:12 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: idiot debito mentioned in TIME magazine
Replies: 90
Views: 4418
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Ketou wrote:pussy



meeoooowwwwww...
by Coligny
Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:31 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: The curious tale of the incarceration of a 74 year old tourist
Replies: 45
Views: 3340
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[quote="Doctor Stop"]Why do you ask? This is Japan™]

Yup... and call me a pussy but I grinded the blade of my swiss army knife to 3cm with flat dull tip now.

Never used the knife part anyway...
by Coligny
Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:39 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: The curious tale of the incarceration of a 74 year old tourist
Replies: 45
Views: 3340
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running an underground Web site for students filled him with an intoxicating sense of power that most 15-year-olds could only dream of. Ok... that sum up 95% of the forums of the intarweb these days... (except for the 15yo part). Assholes on powertrip pushing the "it's mah forum I do watta want" at...
by Coligny
Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:50 pm
 
Forum: Computers & Internet
Topic: Managing A Website Can Send You Power Mad
Replies: 4
Views: 1496
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J-Cast has a report (Japanese) which says that SMAP's image as ratings certainties has been dealt a fatal blow. All five members appeared together on Tokuban, a special edition of TBS's regular Utaban music programme, but only managed a 7% audience rating in the Kanto region. They even lost to TV T...
by Coligny
Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:39 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: SMAP Past Their Sell-By Date
Replies: 7
Views: 705
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The following are linked in a post by Mulboyne. (Just blame Mulboyne for everything :p ) I'm not sure who wrote the entry on the web page and if they really spoke with the Canadian person or not. http://pa.photoshelter.com/c/nipponnews/gallery/Canadian-citizen-challenged-Gen-Toshio-Tamogami/G0000BN...
by Coligny
Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:29 pm
 
Forum: Videos
Topic: Gaijin Gang-Attacked by Uyokus
Replies: 45
Views: 6443
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Look up the documentary films "A" and sequel "A2" partly about the J cops/citizens groups that (rightfully in that case) harassed and tailed the remaining memebrs of the Aum Shinrikyo cult after their terror attacks. Scary tactics, because you know the cops could do the same thing to YOU. Side note...
by Coligny
Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:26 pm
 
Forum: Videos
Topic: Gaijin Gang-Attacked by Uyokus
Replies: 45
Views: 6443
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Let me get this straight, Canadian goes to THE shrine during a festival while the entire political class is jockeying for position and starts saying how the speeches could be illegal in another country that he is not even a citizen of. not the greatest plan. Kinda... sorta... win the thread... But ...
by Coligny
Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:20 pm
 
Forum: Videos
Topic: Gaijin Gang-Attacked by Uyokus
Replies: 45
Views: 6443
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I have the X-52. It is awesome when I am playing BF2. The thing about it is you have to calibrate it just right. As for the rudders? I don't think that you need them. But To each thier own!! In fact with the twist stick of the X52... rudder are a luxury... I just tweaked my old Thrustmaster RCS wit...
by Coligny
Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:09 pm
 
Forum: Game Center
Topic: Saitek Rudder
Replies: 10
Views: 1652
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Remove the troublemaker, sure. But you've also got to stop the the arseholes chasing said troublemaker after the fact. Not a single officer there had the turds put away the camera or held them back so the idiot Canadian could depart for "questioning". That's a fucking a-grade failure of their behal...
by Coligny
Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:25 pm
 
Forum: Videos
Topic: Gaijin Gang-Attacked by Uyokus
Replies: 45
Views: 6443
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Dood:
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by Coligny
Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:20 pm
 
Forum: Game Center
Topic: Saitek Rudder
Replies: 10
Views: 1652
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by Coligny
Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:59 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Foreign Kids Taught To Cry For Help
Replies: 13
Views: 1214
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