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FG Lurker wrote:There are some seriously fucked gaijin shown on that page!

What's with the guy with the crazy blue contacts? He hoping to become the next Dave Specter or something??


Holy shit! That's scary.

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by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:23 pm
 
Forum: Job Listings
Topic: URGENTLY looking for BLACK MALE FOR A PR EVENT
Replies: 14
Views: 2605
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Re: .

Sounds like a pussy to me. I'm no powerhouse but I don't bend over till I see blue steel in my face. I mean, a certain amount of etiquette is required in these cases. When I was 13 I got in a fight with a Vietnamese man. He tried some sort of SE Asian martial arts on me because I was bragging about...
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:32 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: MUGGED: an FG's "introduction to Tokyo"
Replies: 11
Views: 1101
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You could try the 100% protien diet for 2 weeks to up your metabolism and then go back to normal with excercise (boxing is great but not much in Japan). What diet is 100% protein? I've never seen that one. Boxing gyms are everywhere in Japan. You just have to look for them. ??? what else is there t...
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:28 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: I am too fat!! What should I do?
Replies: 51
Views: 2699
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HAHA, only the Japanese would pay that much for sex in China. Seriously, less than 2 miles from Shanghaizhan, you can find yourself in alleys crawling with massage parlors for 100kuai an hour. Quite the full body. Never did it myself however. You can get laid for 50kuai if you want. I love how ever...
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:42 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Full Service in Shanghai
Replies: 8
Views: 9183
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Skankster wrote:You could try the 100% protien diet for 2 weeks to up your metabolism and then go back to normal with excercise (boxing is great but not much in Japan).


What diet is 100% protein? I've never seen that one.

Boxing gyms are everywhere in Japan. You just have to look for them.
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:38 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: I am too fat!! What should I do?
Replies: 51
Views: 2699
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Mels, I used to work with a girl (and I say girl because she was an 19 year old college intern) who was totally inappropriate at work. Sometimes I'd be using the computer and she'd come up behind me and rest her chin on my shoulder and start talking to me or start giving me a shoulder massage. And i...
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:26 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Foreign women BEWARE ! japan is rape central.
Replies: 44
Views: 7222
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Re: Where's my monocle, moustache & Heidelburg dueling

FG Lurker wrote:For a ball of laughs try telling a group of drunk middle-aged salarymen that Japanese and Koreans both likely descended from Mongolians... :lol:


I've found that the Japanese are far more receptive to that idea than Korean who believe they are unique among all mankind.

Fucking Koreans :shake:
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:09 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Colin Farrell lost in translation
Replies: 15
Views: 1544
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Re: Bob Sapp

What is it about Sapp's on screen persona that bothers so many gaijin? What would you have wanted to see him do? I think Bob Sapp should have worked harder at becoming a good fighter and less time in the studio putting on costumes...that's all. He became popular for fighting...and he owes it to the...
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:19 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Bob Sapp: a f*cked gaijin or what
Replies: 26
Views: 1829
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Hey Neo, I'm going to have to agree with Omae Mona in this case. Charles didn't really say anything in this thread that should have set you off. Yeah, he is an opinionated, direct, rude, asshole sometimes but that's why I like a lot of his posts (Probably because I'm an opinionated, direct, rude, as...
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:52 am
 
Forum: Campus
Topic: Advanced classes at Japanese language schools
Replies: 15
Views: 1675
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I lost 48 lbs in a year and a half by going to a boxing gym. I did't really watch what I ate (although this was after moving to Japan so my portions were a lot smaller) and still drank a lot on the weekends. I only went two or three times a week and I didn't do any sparring either. The training is s...
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:35 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: I am too fat!! What should I do?
Replies: 51
Views: 2699
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http://www.blacktriangle.org.uk/blog/archives/images/chicken.jpg + http://www.nfpa.org/sparky/images/cool/poison_hunt/poison.gif = Japan's Answer The Chinese Love the Colonel China's relentless appetite for the colonel's chicken has KFC on a building boom in the world's most populous country, with ...
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:06 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Japan plans its defense against China
Replies: 24
Views: 4334
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Re: JT Hi-Lite: Meet Your Delight

http://wasedatwist.cool.ne.jp/photo/040107e.jpg JT has been coming out with some strange ads lately. I find the guy with the crumpled face - and the matching crumpled pack - just baffling. Now, I realize that there are loads of strange advertising campaigns going on everywhere but I've caught mysel...
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:51 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: JT Hi-Lite: Meet Your Delight
Replies: 39
Views: 2469
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What is it about Sapp's on screen persona that bothers so many gaijin? What would you have wanted to see him do?
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:29 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Bob Sapp: a f*cked gaijin or what
Replies: 26
Views: 1829
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Re: Asia f*cked up

China will have to think twice about an invasion in Taiwan Right now they'd have to think twice about invading Taiwan because their army of outdated military equipment and uncommitted conscripts would probably get it's ass handed to it by Taiwan's military. And I don't think they'd want to nuke Tai...
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:06 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Japan plans its defense against China
Replies: 24
Views: 4334
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WW III baby! I can't wait. It'll give me something to do.
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:01 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Japan plans its defense against China
Replies: 24
Views: 4334
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I tried doing what SJ suggests, an introductory Japanese course before I came to Japan. For me this was a complete and utter waste of time. I had no point-of-reference to base my study on, no way to practice the language outside of class, and not a lot of time before I left for Japan anyway Yeah, e...
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:54 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: List your strangest-ever Japan job
Replies: 74
Views: 4692
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Yes, yes...don't speak! Or, you might get what's comin' to ya!! Bi-atch!! I take it you are of the 'women should be seen and not heard' school... So you think it's acceptable and safe for a women to get up in some (drunk) guy's face and try to shout him down like she's some kind of tough guy? I'll ...
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Jan 17, 2005 5:11 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Why do many men urinate in the open in Japan?
Replies: 62
Views: 6196
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vir-jin wrote: :cry: :!:


Unfortunately, I don't believe your tears.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:29 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Why do many men urinate in the open in Japan?
Replies: 62
Views: 6196
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vir-jin wrote:never believe a womans tears.


The word "tears" is unnecessary in that sentence.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:12 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Why do many men urinate in the open in Japan?
Replies: 62
Views: 6196
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DJEB wrote:I could go for being vegan if animals weren't so darn tasty and chock full o' minerals.


I can't think of any good reason to be a vegan, except maybe an allergy to all animal products.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:37 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Fat Americans getting even fatter
Replies: 77
Views: 3910
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Re: She deserved it!

But, to say that any woman deserved to be pushed/hit by a man for any reason is being quite a jackass, and then some! For that reason, the man was taken down, and if you ever touch a "broad" in anger, here's hoping that you get taken down too!! I wouldn't touch a woman but they should sta...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:36 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Why do many men urinate in the open in Japan?
Replies: 62
Views: 6196
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Nationality is given when a person is naturalized or born from Japanese parents. The law defines people who are not Japanese as foreigners (Fukuoka p.2-3). ^Well, that means for example, my "wife" and I are neither J's, but our "child" is born in Japan. However he wont get the J...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:19 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Korean Japanese or Korean Residents in Japan?
Replies: 4
Views: 649
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NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:The only message I got was I hope I never have a wife like him. Vegan this vegan taht detoxify this detoxify that. I have when women lecture in a nice way.


Man, was his bitch annoying. Of course most vegans/vegetarians are.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:14 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Fat Americans getting even fatter
Replies: 77
Views: 3910
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yakinoumiso wrote:Re: Seattle's Finest, I watched them do something similar to nab a jaywalker on Capital hill. I don't think that guy's GF managed to get him out of it.


Ya know, Seattle's such a laid back city. I don't know why the cops here seem to be such dicks.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:58 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Why do many men urinate in the open in Japan?
Replies: 62
Views: 6196
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Re: Transplant Moriawase

Charles wrote:
..the baby's father, Yukiho Ohashi, said in Spanish.


in Spanish??


Click on the link and read the article.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:56 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Transplant Moriawase
Replies: 7
Views: 760
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I have a japanese friend who went to america. She told me there are whole towns made up of just mormons. My version of hell. Anyway I would live there and wear a devil costume on the street. Yeah there are a lot of towns like that in Utah and Idaho. I don't know why people hate Mormons so much. I'm...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:48 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Fat Americans getting even fatter
Replies: 77
Views: 3910
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What about mormons?


Even worse.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:46 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Fat Americans getting even fatter
Replies: 77
Views: 3910
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Its particularly funny how in bible belt america, fat fucks will tell people how bad it is smoking while these people are actualy commiting one of the seven deadly sins. No irony there. The seven deadly sins are a Catholic concept. The bible belt is Protestant country. They don't care what a bunch ...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:31 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Fat Americans getting even fatter
Replies: 77
Views: 3910
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I haven't seen the American version of Ring but have heard from many people that it's better than the original. As a matter of fact, I've only heard Asians (I mean people from Asia not Asian Americans) and Japanophiles say it's better. I saw the original and found it a bit boring and not at all scar...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 16, 2005 2:35 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Ring 2 Remake Trailer
Replies: 11
Views: 1027
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This is your ass ...

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This is your ass on the standard North American diet ...

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Any questions?
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:59 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Fat Americans getting even fatter
Replies: 77
Views: 3910
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