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Let's see. Your wife says it'd be OK for you to bang other chicks and her best friend is a whore. Sounds like trouble.
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:24 am
 
Forum: F*cked Advice
Topic: Discreet sex options
Replies: 139
Views: 25223
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i think it's more just that english people are less inclined to go in for the whole patriotism scene. it's certainly struck me in the past that a majority of americans and australians i've met here (i'm australian before anyone accuses me of anything) like to wear their nationalities on their sleev...
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:08 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: A question for you Limeys
Replies: 24
Views: 1684
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A question for you Limeys

When I was in Japan I had friends from all over the English speaking world (not to mention the non English speaking world). One thing that I seemed to notice was that only the English seemed to generally hate their motherland. While other people seemed to miss home or at least have some nice things ...
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:27 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: A question for you Limeys
Replies: 24
Views: 1684
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You guys crack me up. You've got a profile shot of a chick with an oversized baseball cap casting a shadow on her face and wearing a baggy military uniform and you've decided she's hot.
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:11 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Hot lesbian love ... Iraqi and Japanese!
Replies: 14
Views: 1349
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You have to take a step back here and look at the situation. These men were most likely draftees. WW2 had just ended a few years previous, concluding five years of bloody warfare. Just as these men were getting situated back into their lives, another war, in a place no one had heard of, pulls them ...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Jan 08, 2005 7:29 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: M*A*S*H -- know it?
Replies: 20
Views: 1248
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Caustic Saint wrote:
FG Lurker wrote:Thanks for that link though, I had totally fogotten about Tucker Max.

Both stories are really funny, but who the fuck is Tucker Max? Is he another one of those "I'm famous because I have a popular blog" people or does he actually do something?


MTV did a documentary about him.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Jan 08, 2005 7:22 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Origin sex Lube
Replies: 10
Views: 992
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Paying for sex in Japan is a total waste of money--why would you pay for something you can get for free with just a little bit of effort? Not true, I've personally known at least two decent looking guys with great jobs in Tokyo who went on one year dry spells. Two words: no game. So true. An ugly g...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Jan 08, 2005 7:13 pm
 
Forum: F*cked Advice
Topic: Discreet sex options
Replies: 139
Views: 25223
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WTF, dude? You're thinking about using industrial lubricant for sex!? Just buy some KY or something. There's plenty of lube next to the condoms at your local conbini. BTW, if she ain't wet enough it could mean one of two things: You're not getting the job done or worse At one point during a lull in ...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:24 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Origin sex Lube
Replies: 10
Views: 992
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Re: Japanese want FG experience

"We had fun watching a U.S. movie while eating popcorn and discussing each other's lifestyles until late at night," Kusakari said. "We laughed all day long during the three-day stay." Wow. That does sound like fun. :roll: Y48,000 for a night with an American family. What a deal.
by Samurai_Jerk
Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:54 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Japanese want FG experience
Replies: 8
Views: 743
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Cuz they're fucking pussies.

Seriously that is one thing that used to piss me off about Japan more than almost anything.

FG Lurker is right about Hong Kong though. I don't I've ever been so cold anywhere in the heat of summer. The worst was going to the movies after getting caught in the rain.
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu Jan 06, 2005 2:37 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: why are japanese ppl always cold ?
Replies: 21
Views: 1942
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rude health
I can figure out what that means from the context but I've never heard that expression before. Is that a british thing?
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:00 am
 
Forum: Anime & Manga
Topic:
Replies: 4
Views: 959
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Oh yeah. Happy New Year!
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:04 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Happy New Year 2005!
Replies: 38
Views: 2755
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AK is right about "ya'll". I hate hearing people use it in the singular. And WTF would Texas know? It's not even the real South.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Jan 01, 2005 11:52 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Happy New Year 2005!
Replies: 38
Views: 2755
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It's perfectly reasonable for a woman not to want you to have dinner alone with another woman. Spending time alone witht the opposite sex is the real slippery slope. Men an women cannot truly be friends (unless the guy is gay). It's all spelled out in the Ladder Theory : http://www.intellectualwhor...
by Samurai_Jerk
Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:00 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: who married a j-girl?
Replies: 67
Views: 4544
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Is there any sort of internal affairs in Japan? Where's Serpico?

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by Samurai_Jerk
Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:35 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Crooked Cops
Replies: 3
Views: 601
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That probably means absinthe is illegal to sell but not to drink.
by Samurai_Jerk
Fri Dec 31, 2004 3:47 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: At what point does it become smuggling?
Replies: 11
Views: 1175
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Re: who married a j-girl?

Kick her to the curb. :? Nah, we discussed this over drinks over the weekend and she admits she has been a bit demanding. We'll see if her attitude changes now that I am back in Hawaii. Plus, an actual divorce would be just an exercise of definition at this point since we live apart from each other...
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:00 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: who married a j-girl?
Replies: 67
Views: 4544
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BTW, Is saw on the news last night that the Atlantic Ocean doesn't have a warning system either. They were saying a similar quake near the Canary Island would slam the East Coast of the US hard.
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:51 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Massive earthquake hits Indonesia, Tsunami kills thousands.
Replies: 244
Views: 16131
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That article reminds me of those BS infomercials that are thinly disguised as talk shows or news casts. Yes, scientists and doctors should work for free.
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:48 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: FG researchers sit on superbug cure info
Replies: 10
Views: 1263
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I dealt with this very early in the relationship with my wife (girlfriend then of course). At the time I was working as an English teacher and had a lot of plutonic friendships with female ex-students, and some current students. Going out for dinner with them didn't sit too well with the missus! I ...
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:32 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: who married a j-girl?
Replies: 67
Views: 4544
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Caustic Saint wrote:5. No charges will be filed because "you've suffered enough."


That's only true if you're a woman.
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:22 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Beyond Stupid
Replies: 17
Views: 1458
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Chinese girl? Ohhhh Lord.
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:56 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: who married a j-girl?
Replies: 67
Views: 4544
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I agree that you shouldn't avoid something out of fear of failure or wait for the perfect girl because she'll never come. But you guys seem to be ignoring what he said. They had almost no sex the last year of their relationship. That's an issue that doesn't tend to get resolved after marriage. It us...
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:37 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: who married a j-girl?
Replies: 67
Views: 4544
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jim katta wrote:
I guess my biggest worry is what dude said about "Don't do it just because you can." I think that might be part of my motivation.

just can't stomach the arguing about literally 'nothing' a lot.


Those two statements should answer your question.
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Dec 29, 2004 9:13 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: who married a j-girl?
Replies: 67
Views: 4544
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btw, jim katta, how old are you?
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:33 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: who married a j-girl?
Replies: 67
Views: 4544
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FG Lurker wrote:you could get that same great surgeon as Michael Jackson uses... Or any of the ones that have created the messes shown here: Awful Plastic Surgery.


Pictures of Tara Reid's mutilated nipples never cease to amaze and disgust me. She must've had that job done in a back alley in Tijuana.
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:45 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: JAPANESE WARTS n MOLES
Replies: 28
Views: 1947
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I lived with my wife for a solid 3 years before proposing to her, something I would suggest doing before committing to any member of the female species. Me too. In fact, I could use some advice. I lived with my japanese girlfriend for 3 years in new york. First year was grand, last two were peppere...
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Dec 28, 2004 6:08 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: who married a j-girl?
Replies: 67
Views: 4544
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Personally, I wish I were black from the waist down.
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Dec 28, 2004 5:57 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Do you wish you were white instead of asian?
Replies: 31
Views: 2653
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That's true. I've been wondering why the NYT has been on Japan's jock so hard.
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Dec 28, 2004 5:56 pm
 
Forum: Anime & Manga
Topic: Girl Power Fuels Manga Boom in U.S. [nytimes.com]
Replies: 6
Views: 1018
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Just flicked on the TV to watch NBC's nightly world news. They started out by saying that rather than give their own report, they would be handing the broadcast over to British iTV. I rest my case. Talk about spin. I watched that broadcast (PST). They had several of their own reports and also inclu...
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Dec 28, 2004 5:08 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Massive earthquake hits Indonesia, Tsunami kills thousands.
Replies: 244
Views: 16131
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