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BTW, wasn't there some survey posted on here before that claimed the US was number one in sex. Me and all of my friends found that hard to believe (but maybe we're just losers). If stress from hardwork is such a factor in Asia's low scores why are Americans doing it so much? We work just as much as ...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:37 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: JAPAN is No 1! 'No sex please, we're Japanese.'
Replies: 17
Views: 2278
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I think K-1 is still going strong. But mixed martial arts events like Pride are getting more and more popular. That's why K-1 has MMA bouts now too. Anyway, I think most younger Japanese chicks are more into those metrosexual, eye-brow-plucking ladyboy types.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:32 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: "Strong men are what women dream of."
Replies: 1
Views: 507
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You know I think a better question is why do so many foreign guys sweat fugly Japanese girls. Yes, I know there are hotties in Japan just like any other country, but I see some guys dating and hooking up with some hideous beasts. It must be guys that grew up in places with no Asians and end up getti...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:24 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Why do Japanese girls like Hakujin?
Replies: 17
Views: 2521
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Cobra wrote:J chicks rock!


Yes they do. Nothing turns me on more than a flat ass, crooked yellow teeth, natto breath, and pigeon toes.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:17 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: JAPAN is No 1! 'No sex please, we're Japanese.'
Replies: 17
Views: 2278
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Oh my gosh. I've seen the light. You're a genius.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:07 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: There is no need for Japanese to learn english
Replies: 2
Views: 570
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Wow!! Smith's sounds like a great place to teach! This school is underdeveloped and needs a teacher who wants to grow with the school. There is not much in the way of cash or teaching hours available at this time ; however, we are prepared to offer very solid incentives for the teacher who is ready ...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:52 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Value Of The Eikaiwa Industry?
Replies: 4
Views: 687
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Re: Hakujins are....

Mini_B wrote:
Actually, I think it's because there are so many busted looking J-Girls out there that any bozo who pays attention to them is bound to get his pinky stinky. It's a numbers game.


Finally someone who knows what he's talking about when it comes to Japanese trim.
by Samurai_Jerk
Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:57 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Why do Japanese girls like Hakujin?
Replies: 17
Views: 2521
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Now that they've started cracking down on prostitution in Korea I guess they'll have to cancel those soap tours.
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:15 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: 300,000 expected to join soap tours to S Korea
Replies: 5
Views: 727
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Try Kinokuniya in Aoyama.
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:34 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Looking for a western style supermarket in Tokyo
Replies: 13
Views: 1809
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Re: LDP SG likes women to have abortions as it makes sex bet

Bongo wrote: He's a horrible man.


So why'd she stay with him?
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Oct 11, 2004 2:41 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: LDP SG likes women to have abortions as it makes sex better?
Replies: 3
Views: 574
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WTF? Don't you brush your teeth to get rid of curry breath? Why don't they make ass flavored toothpaste or, even worse, natto?
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu Oct 07, 2004 4:43 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Curry toothpaste from Japan in a pack of 31 pastes
Replies: 2
Views: 789
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Pants like that are pretty much wasted in Japan. They belong on Brazilian girls.
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu Oct 07, 2004 4:40 am
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Tokyo's a tight town
Replies: 11
Views: 1775
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Asked by a group of high school girls:

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Do you have any pornos?

Since you don't have a girlfriend and don't have any porno movies how do you relieve your sexual frustration? Masterbation?
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu Oct 07, 2004 4:38 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: "Sensei! Do you like pornography?"
Replies: 9
Views: 1321
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Re: Sound Pauper

by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:57 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: I Sit-n-Pee --- It's Japanese!
Replies: 85
Views: 8091
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Re: Worst shit curry in the Galaxy

... all of the colonized put aside their differences and team up with the colonizers to fight off the Japanese. Not this family of fucktards in Ginza and Kyoto: NAIR'S the first "purveyor of AUTHENTIC curry in Japan. Lost ago, Mr. Gopalan M Nair son of the famed Japanese-Indian freedom fighter...
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:51 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Gov Ishihara says Japan kept Asia safe from white people
Replies: 19
Views: 1645
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The one thing I'd like these uyoku fucktards to explain to me is why, if they were liberating Asia, did all of the colonized put aside their differences and team up with the colonizers to fight off the Japanese.
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:30 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Gov Ishihara says Japan kept Asia safe from white people
Replies: 19
Views: 1645
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BS lawsuit ??????? What's up with you today, you're acting like some kind of Japan-Apologist Ishihara is a friggin A-hole, he was supposed to stop crime, but the Yakuza & gambling dens have doubled, he said he'd get jobs for Tokyo but has done nothing for the Tokyo economy, and he tries to inci...
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:26 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Koizumi prefers to be Bush's lapdog
Replies: 11
Views: 1041
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Wow. That sounds like the kind of BS lawsuit an American would bring.
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:35 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Koizumi prefers to be Bush's lapdog
Replies: 11
Views: 1041
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You can bet that many of those protesters in Tokyo also protest against Koizumi, Ishihara and their Fascist buddies. I know one of them personally, that has organized a court case against Ishihara for his comments "Women over 40 who can no longer bear children do not deserve to live as they ha...
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:47 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Koizumi prefers to be Bush's lapdog
Replies: 11
Views: 1041
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Oh man. Imagine if she had done that in one night at my place. ewww.
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:04 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: I Sit-n-Pee --- It's Japanese!
Replies: 85
Views: 8091
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Maybe I should start drinking apple martinis.
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:43 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: An Asahi cider a day, keeps the doctor away
Replies: 3
Views: 784
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How long before the uyoku take care of this guy?
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:41 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Stand-up parodies Japan's far right at packed venues
Replies: 4
Views: 1261
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One time I got really drunk and ended up going home with this girl that ... let's just say ... I normally wouldn't have gone home with. The next morning I got up and went into the bathroom to take a wiz. When I looked into the toilet I was horrified. There were what looked like weeks of built up ski...
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:39 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: I Sit-n-Pee --- It's Japanese!
Replies: 85
Views: 8091
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How sad. That reminds me of some reports about single mothers in the US teaching their sons to pee sitting down because it's cleaner. Why don't they just go ahead and get them to tuck their cock and balls between their legs and wear a dress? GomiGirls, What's the big deal with the seat being up? Cou...
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:52 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: I Sit-n-Pee --- It's Japanese!
Replies: 85
Views: 8091
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American Enjokosai

For all of you doubters:

http://flatrock.org.nz/topics/men/name_brand_beauties_on_sale.htm

EDIT: Scroll down to the last article on the page.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:51 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: American Enjokosai
Replies: 3
Views: 752
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Well now that you've said size isn't an issue your should get lots of responses from the guys on the board.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:30 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Where da white women at?
Replies: 47
Views: 4703
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Re: Two Culture Questions

Large penises are extremely rare in Japan and generally considered an undesirable trait in a man. This is what brings many FGs to Japan. The majority of them couldn't measure up back home. Large penises ARE an undesirable trait in a man. When are you guys going to turn off the Ron Jeremy porn and l...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:21 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Two Culture Questions
Replies: 4
Views: 671
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I have to go with you Taro T. I don't know much about Singapore but Japan and Scandanavia are probably some of the worlds most agnostic societies. But if Heaven = hard work leads to reward and Hell = laziness leads to failure then, yeah, they might have something. I'm glad you did the reading for me...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:55 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Japan is rich because of 'higher levels of religious belief'
Replies: 12
Views: 1193
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Re: Two Culture Questions

2. The male lead character has admitted to the female lead that he has a big penis. The female lead continually makes jabs and insults him for having a large penis. In one scene, she states that if he had surgery to reduce his penis size, he might be able to get married. Is this the social norm or ...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:47 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Two Culture Questions
Replies: 4
Views: 671
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Right now I'm working on a theory that there is some sort of relation between Saudi Arabia's wealth and it's oil deposits.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:28 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Japan is rich because of 'higher levels of religious belief'
Replies: 12
Views: 1193
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