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I'm 30. I'm too old for JET (realistically). The deal is I'd like to check out Japan, but it would be better to have someone pay for it, in a way. I had originally planned to just go live there for three months (I've saved) but then decided it'd be better to do it this way, since it would look more...
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:49 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: reality check for English teaching job
Replies: 14
Views: 1479
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Re: What the f*ck is this then?

Charles wrote:But only the ozzies are proud of being assholes.


I'm American. I'm an asshole. And I'm proud.
by Samurai_Jerk
Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:46 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: The story of Hank, AKA: A case of Gaijin wierdness
Replies: 57
Views: 3823
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Re: 'A Hairy Woman Will Not Succeed in Anything'

Taro Toporific wrote:men must go by "otoko-rashii (manly)"


Is that why they pluck their eyebrows, carry purses, and go to beauty salons? What a crock of shit that article is. Horribly written too. If you have to translate every other word then you need to rethink your approach.
by Samurai_Jerk
Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:02 am
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: 'A Hairy Woman Will Not Succeed in Anything'
Replies: 4
Views: 977
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AssKissinger wrote:I'd stop it by any and all means neccessary including use of violence against the students. In fact, I'd have whacked 'em strait long before it got to such a point. If a kid touches me or one of the female staff I fucking hit them back a lot harder.


Amen to that.
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:49 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: I saw my first instance of teacher abuse yesterday
Replies: 79
Views: 5279
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AK, you're all wrong. They just needed to put those kids in time-out and then have a good heart-to-heart and find out why they felt they had to act out. :roll:
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Sep 13, 2004 8:47 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: I saw my first instance of teacher abuse yesterday
Replies: 79
Views: 5279
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maraboutslim wrote:Am I the only one who thinks Big Booger has come to the wrong damn country?

Gotta go with the flow booger-kun.


No. But he's only been there for a month. He will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Sep 13, 2004 4:01 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Law regarding Smoking and Elem. & Jr/Sr high school
Replies: 10
Views: 863
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I wonder if the deli-health girls would be weirded out by some guys paying them not give head. They'd probably think they were all pervs or something.
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:04 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Strippers for a bachelor party
Replies: 29
Views: 2633
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Ah, I just realized you were referring to the kid at my school. Yeah, I know from first hand experience he was a little turd. BTW, I got pissed off when I witnessed it too, but it really was not a big deal and I certainly didn't sit around obsessing about it. My parents generation grew up in a time ...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Sep 12, 2004 6:20 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: I saw my first instance of teacher abuse yesterday
Replies: 79
Views: 5279
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American Oyaji wrote:Both times I had tequila when I was bartending, I ended up in the storeroom with some chick.


Well shit dude you outta drink tequila everyday then.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Sep 12, 2004 6:15 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Booze that makes me crazy.
Replies: 17
Views: 1593
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Big Booger wrote:I think smoking in the teacher's room around non-smokers is shit.. and I think smoking in a school should be banned, like bringing alcohol


Well, you're in for a treat because teachers do drink at school in Japan. No not everyday, but they do sometime have nomikais at the schools.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Sep 12, 2004 6:12 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Law regarding Smoking and Elem. & Jr/Sr high school
Replies: 10
Views: 863
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BB, I'm not saying it's the right thing to do I'm just saying it's no big deal. I never once said the kid deserved it. I think you are mixing my comments up with AK. No you shouldn't smack a clerk in a store but there are times when violence is called for. The problem is modern society has basically...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Sep 12, 2004 6:05 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: I saw my first instance of teacher abuse yesterday
Replies: 79
Views: 5279
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He smacked the kid. Nobody got hurt. No big deal. Why are we turning into a world of pussies? I saw worse. The baseball coach at the high school I taught at gabbed the crotch of some kids pants. I don't think he really sqeezed his balls, just the pants. But it's the thought that counts. And this was...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Sep 12, 2004 10:26 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: I saw my first instance of teacher abuse yesterday
Replies: 79
Views: 5279
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Re: Best countryside in Japan

tinateoh wrote:I know I can read the travel guide, but I would like to find out from FGs where are the best countryside that you have been. I wonder will most of you mention Hokkaido...


Are you kidding? Haven't read Alex Kerr's books. There is no countryside left in Japan. It's all concrete.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Sep 12, 2004 10:17 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Best countryside in Japan
Replies: 19
Views: 5195
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AK, that ain't it. I just drink whatever's handy. If people decided they wanted Korean food that night then it's soju and I'm headed for a fucked up night.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Sep 12, 2004 9:51 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Booze that makes me crazy.
Replies: 17
Views: 1593
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You should all just fly to Bangkok or Macao for a couple of days.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Sep 12, 2004 9:49 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Strippers for a bachelor party
Replies: 29
Views: 2633
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Tokyo Union Church also does the rice patrol with St. Albans. If you can't be there at 5am for delivery you can always help make the onigiri the day before.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:38 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Charity work in
Replies: 7
Views: 874
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maraboutslim wrote: at least he'll get free health care from the usa. he is "sick" you remember.


He'll only get free health care if he goes to prison. Otherwise he's screwed.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:32 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Jenkins surrenders
Replies: 14
Views: 828
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AssKissinger wrote:Right on Sammy, except one thing, if I bought some American bitch dinner you'd better believe she'd be serving up hair pie for dessert.


Haha! Easier said than done. Actually, dropping big money on a date is a very good way not get any action.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:07 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Strippers for a bachelor party
Replies: 29
Views: 2633
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From the story, it doesn't appear that the Coach is very good at Judo either. It's my experience that high school coaches are wimps who can't pick on people their own size, they need a captive audience of kiddies to abuse. And I bet AK has a foot and 25 lbs over the coach. GAIJIN HULK SMASH JUDO CO...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:57 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: I saw my first instance of teacher abuse yesterday
Replies: 79
Views: 5279
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I'm with you AK. I fucking hate strip clubs. Paying tons of money to not have sex. If I wanted to do that I'd just take some American bitch on a date to an expensive restaurant. Personally I think strip clubs and lap dances are for guys who are too pussy to get a whore. I'm not advocating prostituti...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:51 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Strippers for a bachelor party
Replies: 29
Views: 2633
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ah yes, it was my fucking pop-up blockers.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:23 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Remembering the World Trade Center; 8/11/2001
Replies: 13
Views: 1165
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Charles wrote:But I think you're wrong about one thing. If you feel this way, you SHOULD join the Judo club. You know who you want as your sparring partner.


Unless he's really good a judo or wrestling or something that's probably NOT a good idea.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:08 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: I saw my first instance of teacher abuse yesterday
Replies: 79
Views: 5279
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I got quicktime. Weird.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:04 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Remembering the World Trade Center; 8/11/2001
Replies: 13
Views: 1165
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I don't get a video either. Just the same pictures in another window.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sat Sep 11, 2004 12:34 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Remembering the World Trade Center; 8/11/2001
Replies: 13
Views: 1165
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I don't know guys. I can sit down and drink a full bottle of vodka or rum and not get totally nuts the way I do when I drink soju or nihonshu. Maybe it because I usually combine them with assloads of beer.
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:38 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Booze that makes me crazy.
Replies: 17
Views: 1593
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Booze that makes me crazy.

Why is it that when I get shit faced with nihonshu or soju (shochu) I find that I'm more likely to lose control than when I drink other shit?
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Sep 07, 2004 2:17 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Booze that makes me crazy.
Replies: 17
Views: 1593
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I guess I do like 151 and coke. Does that make me a pussy?
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Sep 07, 2004 2:14 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: FG Cocktail Recipes
Replies: 32
Views: 3579
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Thank you, Adhesive! Of countries classified as "developing" or "in transition," only South Korea and the Czech Republic tracked workers putting in more hours than American laborers. The Koreans logged almost 500 hours more annually than Americans , the Czechs doing some 100 hour...
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:10 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Japanese have trouble everywhere they go
Replies: 7
Views: 817
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Re: Japanese have trouble everywhere they go

- Their impressions is that Americans quit at 5. That's an especially big load of BS since Americans work more hours a week and take fewer holidays a year on average than anyone else in the developed world. But they are right about the rest of you lazy fuckers from Europe, Australia, etc. :wink:
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Sep 07, 2004 3:07 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Japanese have trouble everywhere they go
Replies: 7
Views: 817
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All of these cocktails sound fucking disgusting. It's one thing for the ladies like Gomigirl to push this shit, but don't you guys have any shame?
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Sep 06, 2004 5:04 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: FG Cocktail Recipes
Replies: 32
Views: 3579
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