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Take one glass. Fill it with Whiskey. Ya pussies.
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:50 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: FG Cocktail Recipes
Replies: 32
Views: 3579
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Man, I'm pretty fucking adventurous when it comes to food. I've eaten dog, raw pig testicle, incects, etc. But that looks pretty fucking disgusting.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Sep 05, 2004 4:14 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: It tastes like popcorn!
Replies: 7
Views: 1107
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Get an immigration lawyer. That's exactly right. These issues are very complicated, especially in the post-9/11 world. While many members here are pretty well informed through personal experience about visas and the like, you really should consult an immigration attorney about these issues. There i...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Sep 05, 2004 1:43 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: A bit confused...
Replies: 10
Views: 1023
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Oh shit! You all have to take a look at that site cstaylor linked to. Still but, in the deep bottom of my heart,there was some skepticism; is this the pre-propaganda to attack Iraq? ,are they creating the story to justify the war through TV ? Probably they say no, but the skepticism began to run aro...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Sep 05, 2004 1:39 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Hey F'ed gaijins, I need a shot of a gaijin wearing Kimono
Replies: 5
Views: 1136
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cstaylor, That webpage is great! 2,Essay Fundoshi-the thing Japanese men must absolutely preserve . Basically Fundoshi is not for foreigners ,but for only Japanese men. I personally do not want any foreigners to put on Fundoshi. It is the traditional underwear Japan has to be proud of and the thing ...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Sep 05, 2004 1:31 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Hey F'ed gaijins, I need a shot of a gaijin wearing Kimono
Replies: 5
Views: 1136
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Get an immigration lawyer.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Sep 05, 2004 11:07 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: A bit confused...
Replies: 10
Views: 1023
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Goddam! You mother fuckers are making me nostalgic. I gotta get the fuck back over there. Nothing sadder than a guy teaching ESL in America.
by Samurai_Jerk
Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:43 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Human Artifacts in Roppongi!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 1230
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Re: Skillz? You don't need 'em!!!

A restructured salaryman talks with a
job counselor. "Tell me about your skills," the counselor says.
"I'm really good at being kacho," the salaryman replies.


Now THAT'S funny!
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:57 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Skillz? You don't need 'em!!!
Replies: 41
Views: 2793
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OK, I feel totally gay now.


Then you're ready for aikido.
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu Sep 02, 2004 9:16 am
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Steven Seagal? Who's that?
Replies: 292
Views: 32524
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I'm not surprised considering he did such a useless pussy-ass martial art.
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:50 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: Steven Seagal? Who's that?
Replies: 292
Views: 32524
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Looks like blackcat has trouble with the concept of sarcasm.
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Aug 31, 2004 4:37 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Do you recognize this guy?
Replies: 8
Views: 1092
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Fugly! Is that the best the Japanese American community has to offer? Or do the hot chicks just avoid this kind of sorry-ass event?
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue Aug 24, 2004 2:24 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Young Japanese-Americans Honor Ethnic Roots
Replies: 110
Views: 11281
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Why hope? Do you really give a shit one way or the other if Japan allows an Empress or not? Yes I do. The politics of Asia are important for the West. As I commented in answer to Taros's post, I think that an Empress could be a way for Japan to redefine their relationship with Asia. With the curren...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Aug 15, 2004 3:36 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Japan succession law flaunts constitution: Princess Aiko
Replies: 21
Views: 2657
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Re: I dont like living alone - in Tokyo

- - No matter how much freedom I want in deciding to live alone I think we humans are absolutely gregarious and living alone in Tokyo is really lonely. :?: Why do all Japanese prefer to live alone and Gaijin prefer to live with a roomate? Speak for yourself. This gaijin prefers to live alone. Most ...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun Aug 15, 2004 3:11 pm
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: I dont like living alone - in Tokyo
Replies: 10
Views: 1117
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Why hope? Do you really give a shit one way or the other if Japan allows an Empress or not?
by Samurai_Jerk
Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:24 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Japan succession law flaunts constitution: Princess Aiko
Replies: 21
Views: 2657
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since we are talking about tits... am i wrong to like francine dee? That is one of the worst tit jobs ever. She should sue her plastic surgeon. Don't get me wrong boys. I'd hit either one of them. I'd need a few 151 and cokes for the fatty, though. BTW, I like thick girls too but you have to draw t...
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:30 pm
 
Forum: Tokyo Tech
Topic: Badass breasts
Replies: 22
Views: 2224
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Hey man. To each his own. I'm just not a chubby chaser.
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:49 pm
 
Forum: Tokyo Tech
Topic: Badass breasts
Replies: 22
Views: 2224
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What a piggy-piggy! How man of these :beer: would you guys need to hit that?
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu Jul 22, 2004 9:58 am
 
Forum: Tokyo Tech
Topic: Badass breasts
Replies: 22
Views: 2224
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Cubed wrote:Fischer is also a very Jewish name. I wonder if his middle name is Mordechai.


Actually, like many "Jewish" names, it's German.
by Samurai_Jerk
Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:59 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: .....tortured Bobby Fischer at Narita
Replies: 171
Views: 12577
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I actually read in a newspaper article once that due to the LOOOOOOOOOOONG wait for the legalized pill that Japan actually had the highest rate of condom use. Don't know if it's true or not. I know from anecdotal evidence that a lot of Japanese guys like to bang the soapland, health, etc. workers ba...
by Samurai_Jerk
Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:25 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: "It's Africa. It's America. It's gay. NOT US."
Replies: 7
Views: 889
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Re: 'noticed that all of these movies are set in Japan?'

Taro Toporific wrote: Kill Bill has all its Asian characters as villains


Wasn't everybody in "Kill Bill" pretty much a villian?
by Samurai_Jerk
Wed Jun 09, 2004 1:44 pm
 
Forum: Media Fix
Topic: 'noticed that all of these movies are set in Japan?'
Replies: 22
Views: 1758
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Re: .

Even in America with a bazillion guns, the effectiveness of one man with one firearm (against a foreign invasion) is drawing to an end. Tell that to the Iraqis... they're doing a bang-up job of picking off the cream of the crop (500+ combat deaths, five-fold wounded and still counting) with yesterd...
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon May 24, 2004 5:03 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: J-Gov't says, "You're screwed" in the event of war
Replies: 36
Views: 2174
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Fujita is not just a pro wrestler. He was an alternate on Japan's olympic wrestling team and has been in plenty of Pride fights against much better opponents than Sapp. He's not a very good fighter but he's better than Sapp and is tough as hell. Of course the fight could have been a work (I didn't s...
by Samurai_Jerk
Mon May 24, 2004 4:53 am
 
Forum: Sports
Topic: Boot to the balls -- Bob Sapp loses
Replies: 36
Views: 4171
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AssKissinger wrote:BTW, Korea has bars and hotels that only accept foreigners but they're actually owned by Koreans.


I've heard about places like that. I've also heard there are bars that won't admit Korean men but will admit foreigners and local girls since it's Korean men than cause most of the trouble.
by Samurai_Jerk
Thu May 13, 2004 4:25 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Debito makes the NY Times!
Replies: 34
Views: 2383
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I feel bad for the people for getting treated like shit but "accidently" overstaying your visa for 2 weeks is fucking stupid. What do you expect?
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue May 11, 2004 4:25 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Japan gets tough on visa violators
Replies: 37
Views: 3264
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I've been to that place in Shibuya a couple of times. It's appropriately called Kujiraya. To me whale tasted like a cross between steak and liver which is probably why I liked it. Out of all the dishes I tried I like cooked whale steak the best. I was least impressed with the sashimi.
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue May 11, 2004 4:22 pm
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Mammal meat, mmmmmm
Replies: 8
Views: 1279
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Any of you guys tried whale in Japan? I've had it a few times. Good stuff.
by Samurai_Jerk
Tue May 11, 2004 9:44 am
 
Forum: F*cked News
Topic: Mammal meat, mmmmmm
Replies: 8
Views: 1279
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Re: CAN I HOSTESS

Not sure.. It used to be easy to find work on a tourist visa, but I think it's more difficult now. You might have to come here, find a sponsor/job, then run to Korea for the working visa.. If that still works.. I have a feeling, in the hostess business, the kind of visa you have won't be the decidi...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun May 09, 2004 1:36 am
 
Forum: Working in Japan
Topic: CAN I HOSTESS
Replies: 7
Views: 1610
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I only ask this because in Rio, Brazil an undercover journalist was killed because he was in the favela(slum) documenting(filming) the drug trade. What was that guy's deal anyway? He had to know that filming drug dealers in a Rio favela was asking for trouble. Even walking within a block of a favel...
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun May 02, 2004 10:15 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: Kabukicho
Replies: 17
Views: 2033
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Re: 34 more days....

devicenull wrote:16 months without white people, regular english conversation


Depending on where you end up might see plenty of white people. And no regular English conversation? Good luck with that one.
by Samurai_Jerk
Sun May 02, 2004 8:23 am
 
Forum: Gaijin Ghetto
Topic: 34 more days....
Replies: 6
Views: 994
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