[quote="Mulboyne"] . . . Lim-Chan and Jin-kun (named because limousine is written "リ]

We at FG Research & Development have come up with a further improvement to the bus-limo service:

If they re-name "Lim" to "Toniku" (so it's "Jin & Toniku") and they provided complimentary handfuls of G&T miniatures (those little bottles you get on the plane), the bus could be motored by a mule and the customers wouldn't care.



We call it the FG R&D G&T fix.

PS: G-man's suggestion of a herd of goats (instead of a mule) was politely declined, although I seem to recall his plan involved the goats being inside the bus, for entertainment, rather than outside for transport.

kurohinge1 wrote:G-man's[/URL] suggestion of a herd of goats (instead of a mule) was politely declined, although I seem to recall his plan involved the goats being inside the bus, for entertainment, rather than outside for transport.

I thoroughly despise people who use my name on such hair brain schemes! The idea of me suggesting a herd of goats is completely unfounded!

I merely mentioned that a goat or two, along with some selected maid costumes might be appropriate and suddenly it becomes a PETA case. Shhhish!

Greji wrote:I merely mentioned that a goat or two, along with some selected maid costumes might be appropriate and suddenly it becomes a PETA case. Shhhish!

I've always had a problem getting them to sit still long enough for me to put on the Power Ranger costume (you like maids, I like....whatever). What tranquilzers have you been feeding them little darlings? Evidently, I've got the dosages all screwed up and as a result, I've got goat, sheep, lamb, ostrich carcasses (and one hippo...don't ask) stacked up in the closet. Dunno what I'm gonna do when it starts to get warm and they get all stinky.

I think that bus company needs to work on that character artwork....The audience that would be attracted to a vampire (and/or single toothed) maid with upskirt opportunites can't be that large a market segement.

Iraira wrote:I've got goat, sheep, lamb, ostrich carcasses (and one hippo...don't ask) stacked up in the closet. Dunno what I'm gonna do when it starts to get warm and they get all stinky.

You better be careful with that stash, it may be a criminal offense here. J-people are allowed to stash Grandmas, Mothers, assorted siblings and other shirt-tail relatives in closets, or upstairs bedrooms for indefinate periods of time up to ten years, or until a neighbor picks up the scent, but I think there is a clause against maintaining Hippos in the mono-oki...

Kuang_Grade wrote:I think that bus company needs to work on that character artwork....The audience that would be attracted to a vampire (and/or single toothed) maid with upskirt opportunites can't be that large a market segment.

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Goat Reunited With Owner After Boarding Bus



PORTLAND, Ore. -- A pygmy goat boarded a TriMet bus Monday night in southeast Portland.

TriMet officials said the bus was on layover at Southeast 94th Avenue and Foster Road when the goat wandered onto the bus.

Concerned of nearby freeway and street traffic, the bus driver alerted TriMet dispatchers, who called 911.

"I've got a very strange request," the caller told the emergency dispatcher. "A goat is on our bus. We need him off."

A Portland police officer took the 35-pound pygmy goat to a Multnomah County Animal Services shelter in Troutdale.

Animal control officers later checked Craigslist and found a posting titled "Lost: Pygmy Goat (I 205 At Foster)".

In the ad, a woman begged for the goat's return:

" My little black pygmy goat figured out how to open the gate last night and got out of the yard. She was a birthday gift and I am really worried about her. PLEASE if you found or have seen her let me know. Thank you."

Animal control officials described the goat, named Poppy, as very friendly and sociable.

The owner was reunited with Poppy on Tuesday afternoon.

http://www.kptv.com/news/16478486/detail.html

Bucky wrote:Goat Reunited With Owner After Boarding Bus



PORTLAND, Ore. -- A pygmy goat boarded a TriMet bus Monday night in southeast Portland.

TriMet officials said the bus was on layover at Southeast 94th Avenue and Foster Road when the goat wandered onto the bus.

Concerned of nearby freeway and street traffic, the bus driver alerted TriMet dispatchers, who called 911.

"I've got a very strange request," the caller told the emergency dispatcher. "A goat is on our bus. We need him off."

A Portland police officer took the 35-pound pygmy goat to a Multnomah County Animal Services shelter in Troutdale.

Animal control officers later checked Craigslist and found a posting titled "Lost: Pygmy Goat (I 205 At Foster)".

In the ad, a woman begged for the goat's return:

" My little black pygmy goat figured out how to open the gate last night and got out of the yard. She was a birthday gift and I am really worried about her. PLEASE if you found or have seen her let me know. Thank you."

Animal control officials described the goat, named Poppy, as very friendly and sociable.

The owner was reunited with Poppy on Tuesday afternoon.

http://www.kptv.com/news/16478486/detail.html

We are not alone!

Take the 'Fluffy Duffy' limousine bus to Disney Sea!

A Bus Made Out of a Teddy Bear… Because Japan
autoevolution.com | 4th February 2014
…bus is designed to look like Duffy, the teddy bear mascot of the Tokyo Disney Sea theme park. It’s been covered with fuzz and even has a face and ears at the front. If it sings repetitive music like an ice cream van…more…

Duffy the Bear, the biggest Disney character you never heard of, now has a short bus covered both the inside and out in push fur. This makes me wonder, "How many Duffys died to give up their Duffy skins for the upholstery and outside fur wrapping of the Fluffy Duffy bus?" ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ