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Postby Mulboyne » Fri May 16, 2008 3:53 am

Input a girl's name in Japanese to the site Oppai Maker and it will show you what kind of breasts she is likely to have. There's obviously some hard science behind this.

(Found here)
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Postby nottu » Fri May 16, 2008 4:07 am

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Postby ttjereth » Fri May 16, 2008 4:23 am

Mulboyne wrote:Input a girl's name in Japanese to the site Oppai Maker and it will show you what kind of breasts she is likely to have. There's obviously some hard science behind this.

(Found here)


Mulboyne, you apparently have normal breasts, dark red nipples and small areola, whereas mine are apparently more pointy.

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[color=DarkRed][size=84][size=75]But in [/SIZE][/color][/SIZE](SOME OTHER FUCKING PLACE WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT) the (NOUN) is also (ADJECTIVE), so you are being ([font=Times New Roman][size=84][color=DarkRed][size=75]RACIST/ANTI-JAPANESE/NAZI/BLAH BLAH BLAH) just because (BLAH BLAH BLAH) is (OPTIONAL PREPOSITION) (JAPAN/JAPANESE)"[/SIZE]
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Postby Tsuru » Fri May 16, 2008 4:23 am

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Postby dimwit » Fri May 16, 2008 6:24 am

Mine sag.
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Oppai?

Postby Greji » Fri May 16, 2008 1:52 pm

This is what I got:

[SIZE="3"]Kamome[/SIZE]
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[SIZE="3"]Guyjean[/SIZE]
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[SIZE="3"]Mulboyne[/SIZE]
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[SIZE="3"]GomiGirl[/SIZE]
(This one I have serious doubts about!)
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Postby nottu » Fri May 16, 2008 2:50 pm

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Postby ichigo partygirl » Fri May 16, 2008 9:33 pm

its nice to see some Japanese hermit making some semi-productive use of their time ;)

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Postby Mulboyne » Fri May 16, 2008 9:37 pm

However:

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Postby Greji » Sat May 17, 2008 12:08 am

ichigo partygirl wrote:its nice to see some Japanese hermit making some semi-productive use of their time ]Ichigo[/B]

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Postby Iraira » Sat May 17, 2008 12:44 am

GomiGirl and me in Katakana have the same breastages.
If I'm in Hiragana, it's me and Hillary....she owes more money than I do.

I got my boobs done by Dr. Kevorkian.
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Postby kamome » Sat May 17, 2008 3:55 am

Greji wrote:This is what I got:

Kamome
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Guyjean
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Mulboyne
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GomiGirl
(This one I have serious doubts about!)
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Mulboyne's got a pretty sweet pair!
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Postby maraboutslim » Sat May 17, 2008 9:05 am

are there japanese words for different shapes of breasts? for example, what does one call the "hilary/kamome" shape?
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Postby nottu » Sat May 17, 2008 11:39 am

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Postby ttjereth » Sat May 17, 2008 1:57 pm


Ready made FG reply message below, copy, paste and fill in the blanks or select the appropriate items:
[color=DarkRed][size=84][size=75]But in [/SIZE][/color][/SIZE](SOME OTHER FUCKING PLACE WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT) the (NOUN) is also (ADJECTIVE), so you are being ([font=Times New Roman][size=84][color=DarkRed][size=75]RACIST/ANTI-JAPANESE/NAZI/BLAH BLAH BLAH) just because (BLAH BLAH BLAH) is (OPTIONAL PREPOSITION) (JAPAN/JAPANESE)"[/SIZE]
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Postby Visitor K » Mon May 19, 2008 11:44 pm

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Postby Iraira » Tue May 20, 2008 12:16 am

Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby GuyJean » Tue May 20, 2008 4:55 am

Greji wrote:[SIZE="3"]Guyjean[/SIZE]
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Um.. Spell it with a capital 'J' to better reflect reality. ]http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/images/vbimghost/184831db9d7c00e.gif[/img]

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Postby Greji » Tue May 20, 2008 11:11 am

[quote="GuyJean"]Um.. Spell it with a capital 'J' to better reflect reality. ]

I had to spell it out a couple times to get you the right set....
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