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Job Opportunity: Lighthouse Keeper

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:06 pm

Job Opportunity: Lighthouse Keeper

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Ever wanted you're own deserted, tropical island?

Well here's your chance !

The privately-owned lighthouse on beautiful Uotsuri Island, in Okinawa Prefecture, is about to become a state-owned asset under the Japanese Civil Code. And they will need someone to keep the home fires burning.

You can spend your days fishing and swimming in the sea, monitoring sea levels as part of the Pacific Ocean Tsunami early warning system, and hunting the vary rare Senkaku mole, which is unique to the island. Image

But remember the old Japanese proverb and don't count those pelts until you catch them!

Of course, our obligation for full disclosure means that we also have to tell you that China and Taiwan both also claim the Senkaku Islands including Uotsuri Island, however, last year (after Chinese activists illegally landed on Uotsuri Island) Tokyo banned anybody from landing on any of the islands without its permission.

In case either nation does try to disturb you, however, you will be provided with the latest in Outdoor Motion Sensor Security Lights
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These babies should pick up any pesky submarines or landing parties from up to 50 metres away.

And if that's not enough to deter them, you will also be provided with some Pepper Spray.

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So, apply now, and if you're the lucky candidate, you could be warming your feet under the kotatsu in your very own lighthouse in just a matter of months (following security checks and military training).

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See also: Chinese defeat the Japanese Coast Guard, again
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:09 pm

Hehe... Thanks but no thanks. ;) I already have my island retreat. Unfortunately not a whole island though. :(
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Postby goldenboy_ge » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:09 pm

Well interesting, but I really doubt I could set my ass up to the island without any internet connection.. or at least some game consoles :lol:
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Postby Charles » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:23 pm

Why move to a deserted tropical island when you could have a fully developed commercial property all to yourself, like Gunkanjima?
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:31 pm

Charles wrote:Why move to a deserted tropical island when you could have a fully developed commercial property all to yourself, like Gunkanjima?

Very interesting... There is English text about it here:

http://www.ne.jp/asahi/saiga/yuji/gallary/gunsu/g-text-e.html

Weird place.
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Postby goldenboy_ge » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:53 pm

What the... no thanks
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:28 pm

FG Lurker wrote: There is English text about it here:
http://www.ne.jp/asahi/saiga/yuji/gallary/gunsu/g-text-e.html
Weird place.

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Postby tatsujin » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:19 pm

Cool site I must say - he has the whole Murakami thing fairly down!
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Postby Watcher » Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:45 am

I first learned of that island from some very bizarre Twilight-Zone-ish J-Drama a few years ago. Did anyone else watch it? Never quite made it out to Nagasaki so never got to the ghost island (looks like travel there is banned anyway).
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Postby Charles » Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:08 am

Watcher wrote:I first learned of that island from some very bizarre Twilight-Zone-ish J-Drama a few years ago. Did anyone else watch it? Never quite made it out to Nagasaki so never got to the ghost island (looks like travel there is banned anyway).


I can't decide what is creepier, his pictures of the abandoned island, or his pictures from 1974 when people lived on the island.
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The Island of Dr ... Mitsubishi

Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:31 am

Watcher wrote:I first learned of that island from some very bizarre Twilight-Zone-ish J-Drama a few years ago. Did anyone else watch it? Never quite made it out to Nagasaki so never got to the ghost island (looks like travel there is banned anyway).


See also: Gukanjima - View of an Abandoned Island
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Postby Ketou » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:13 am

Charles wrote:Why move to a deserted tropical island when you could have a fully developed commercial property all to yourself, like Gunkanjima?



There's some really nice photos in that gallery.

Looks like a great place for a rave. Though I can see it would be a very dangerous place for a bunch of drunk kiddies.
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Postby dimwit » Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:35 pm

Dragging everyone back to the issue. Does anyone have a good backgrounder on the history of that rock (Senkaku)? How do the Japanese and Chinese claims look in terms of legitamacy? :?

Just thought I'd ask.
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And the beat goes on

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Mar 17, 2005 8:36 pm

washtimes.com wrote:While Tokyo and Seoul have an overriding interest in disarming North Korea's nuclear program they also have their differences -- none so bitter as the dispute over "Tok-do" island, referred to by the Japanese as "Takeshima." ... [Japanese Ambassador to South Korea] Takano will brief Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi's government on Seoul's position on the issue and the deteriorating atmosphere in South Korea. ... While the Korean government hopes the Japanese ambassador might play a constructive role, analysts don't place much hope on Takano's trip since he claimed that Tok-do was "Japanese territory" on Feb. 23. Seoul can take cold comfort in the fact that Tokyo is also disputing possession of the Kurile Islands with Russia and the Senkaku Islands with China and Taiwan ... more

It's all fun & games until someone loses an island.

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Alert

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Mar 17, 2005 8:55 pm

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SMH wrote:Not happy, Japan ... South Korean protesters throw paper planes at the Japanese embassy in Seoul. Japanese lawmakers passed a bill on March 16 claiming a small island chain controlled by South Korea, in defiance of Seoul's warnings that the dispute had set back reconciliation between the two countries.
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Be Alert But Not Alarmed. There may be squadrons of Korean paper planes grouping off the coast ...

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Re: Alert

Postby Big Booger » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:20 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:Image
SMH wrote:Not happy, Japan ... South Korean protesters throw paper planes at the Japanese embassy in Seoul. Japanese lawmakers passed a bill on March 16 claiming a small island chain controlled by South Korea, in defiance of Seoul's warnings that the dispute had set back reconciliation between the two countries.
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Be Alert But Not Alarmed. There may be squadrons of Korean paper planes grouping off the coast ...

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koreans are even cheesier than Japanese LOL

PAPER airplanes? WTF??? :D
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"this is a silly, silly issue"

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:37 pm

dimwit wrote: Does anyone have a good backgrounder on the history of that rock (Senkaku)? How do the Japanese and Chinese claims look in terms of legitamacy? :?


Nobody knows since NOBODY cared about those damn rocks until recently.
See the official Japanese ravings at
http://www.pref.shimane.jp/section/takesima/eng/take6.html

LA Times via Newsday.com wrote:A Cluster of Rocks Erupts Into a Mountain of Emotion in S. Korea
The barren islets are claimed by two nations. Japan's latest move has some Koreans seething.
The Los Angeles Times, March 17, 2005 SEOUL
<snip> ... "On the face of it, this is a silly, silly issue, but it is really a needle that reaches into a very deep place in the Korean psyche," said Michael Breen, author of the book "The Koreans." "There is a feeling that the Japanese still haven't done what is necessary to distance themselves from their colonial past."
Almost everything about the islets is contentious, starting with the name. South Korea calls them Dokdo]..more...[/url]
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Watch Out

Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:19 pm

Well, now the Korean branch of the Half-Naked Michael Jackson Fan Club is getting in on the protest over the Dokdo Islets ...

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I'm assuming they're MJ-fans from the gloves, but they could be taxi drivers :wink:
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Islands have lots of 'residents'

Postby dimwit » Wed May 18, 2005 11:30 pm

By REIJI YOSHIDA japan times

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26 Japanese register Takeshima 'domicile'

By REIJI YOSHIDA

Twenty-six Japanese have registered their family domicile origins on a group of disputed islets in the Sea of Japan under South Korea's control, the government revealed Tuesday.
Seoul has lodged a protest with Tokyo over the move. It claims the islets, known as Takeshima in Japan and called Tok-do by South Korea, are part of South Korean territory.

The "honseki" family domicile origin is the place where the family register is recorded on paper at the local government level. Unlike resident registration, a Japanese national can choose any address for honseki, regardless of their current place of residence...the government also revealed Tuesday that another 18 Japanese have registered as their domicile origin the Senkaku chain in the East China Sea.

The uninhibited islets are controlled by Japan but are claimed by China and Taiwan.

Separately, 122 Japanese registered domicile origins on Okinotorishima Island, the nation's southernmost territory, the government said in a written answer to Iwakuni.



I think they should be allowed to live there. In fact, I think that they should be forced to live there as it is there place of residence. Tips for Okinotorishima - bring your lifejacket. My guess is that if you forced them to live there the streets of many a Japanese Metropolis would be quieter due to lack of rightists being able to staff their trucks. :twisted:
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Re: Islands' residents

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu May 19, 2005 8:21 am

dimwit wrote: ... In fact, I think that they should be forced to live there as it is there place of residence. Tips for Okinotorishima - bring your lifejacket. My guess is that if you forced them to live there the streets of many a Japanese Metropolis would be quieter due to lack of rightists being able to staff their trucks. :twisted:

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A brilliant idea dimwit-san. You have my vote as the next emperor.

And if they convert all the abandoned black vans to Ice Cream trucks, then everyone's a winner.

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China angered by Japan's unilateral move on Diaoyu Islands

Postby FG Lurker » Fri May 20, 2005 9:03 am

China angered by Japan's unilateral move on Diaoyu Islands
Xinhua, May 19, 2005
China Thursday expressed anger with several Japanese citizens' registration of permanent addresses on the Diaoyu Islands, saying that China "will never accept" any of Japan's unilateral moves on the islands.

The Japanese government announced Tuesday that 18 Japanese citizens have registered permanent addresses on the islands, a group of islets in the East China Sea.

Asked to comment on the issue, Kong said China's stance on the Diaoyu Islands was "clear and consistent."

"I reiterate that the Diaoyu and surrounding islands have been parts of the Chinese territory since ancient times. China holds indisputable historical and lawful evidence on the issue," he said.

He said any unilateral move taken by Japan on the Diaoyu Islands is a serious infringement on China's territorial sovereignty and is "unlawful and invalid."

"China firmly opposes such moves and will never accept them," Kong told a regular press briefing.

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No surprises here really... The story goes on to talk about the whole apology issue again too.

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Postby Buraku » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:10 am

Education minister urges Takeshima-Tokdo be taught to Japanese as Nippon territory
http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&cat=9&id=340078
http://www.economist.com/world/asia/displayStory.cfm?story_id=4065632
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Education minister Nariaki Nakayama called Saturday [11 June] for teaching schoolchildren that Japan has sovereignty over the South Korean-held pair of islets in the Sea of Japan known as Takeshima in Japan and as Tokdo in South Korea.
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Eighty-nine percent of South Korean respondents also described relations between their country and Japan as "bad," up 22 points from 2002, the Yomiuri said.

Asked about the cause of the rift, South Koreans overwhelmingly cited competing claims over islets called Dokdo in Korean and Takeshima in Japanese.


China protests to Japan over expulsion of Taiwan boats
Japan's expulsion of Taiwanese fishing boats from waters near a disputed group of islands in the East China Sea violates China's sovereignty, the Chinese Foreign Ministry said late Thursday after lodging a complaint with the Japanese government.

"For Japan to forcibly expel Taiwanese fishermen doing common work in that ocean area is a violation of China's rights and sovereignty," Foreign Ministry spokesman Liu Jianchao said in a statement.


http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2005/06/11/2003258852
Russia and Japan deadlock on Kuriles
Trouble for Nippon & the Russian Federation the ongoing issue of the status of the Kurile Islands has precluded concluding a peace treaty with Japan 60 years after the end of WWII.

http://www.geocities.com/mlovmo/takeshima.jpg

http://tokyodv.com/culture/ComingofAgeBlackBus.html

Most South Koreans distrust Japan, fond of China - poll
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Mmmm

Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:53 pm

Japanese vessel to survey disputed islands

ABC Asia Pacific wrote:Japan is reportedly preparing to send a boat to conduct a survey around a group of islands that are also claimed by South Korea.

The Kyodo news agency says a coast guard vessel will leave Japan on Thursday for the disputed islets, called Dokdo in South Korea and Takeshima in Japan.

The Japanese coast guard has not confirmed the report.

South Korea has warned it would prevent any Japanese vessel from entering its exclusive economic zone without approval.

Kyodo says the vessel is currently on its way to the port of Sakaiminato, in southeast Japan, from where it will depart for the islands in the Sea of Japan.

It says the boat will take measurements for creating a hydrographic map of the survey area near the disputed islands.


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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:51 pm

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An anti-Japan protester, Yang Bong-ho, stabs himself in the stomach with a kinfe to commite suicide demanding Japan abandon a plan to conduct a maritime survey near disputed islets, at a park in Seoul, Wednesday, April 19, 2006. Yang's condition was unknown after being taken to hospital.
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Mmmm

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:41 pm

Mulboyne wrote:... AP via Yahoo
... An anti-Japan protester, Yang Bong-ho, stabs himself in the stomach with a kinfe to commite suicide demanding Japan abandon a plan to conduct a maritime survey near disputed islets ...



Oppose your enemy by ... killing yourself?

I gather Yang's "not the sharpest knife in the drawer" - unlike the one in his stomach!

But then his name explains a lot - he's a "Bong-ho" (bong whore).

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Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:10 pm

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An anti-Japan protester, Yang Bong-ho, stabs himself in the stomach with a knife to commit suicide demanding Japan abandon a plan to conduct a maritime survey near disputed islets, at a park in Seoul, Wednesday, April 19...

Taro-san,

Mulboyne-san beat you to the punch on this one - see: Job Opportunity: Lighthouse Keeper

You know the honourable thing to do in this situation. ;)
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unfortunately

Postby homesweethome » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:34 pm

Or fortunately the Chinese have plenty of assets to cross the Straight and attack Taiwan or anybody else they want. The Koreans just have to make a show, and the big boys will back them up no matter what happens.
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Postby cstaylor » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:32 pm

The Koreans aren't happy with the Chinese either. China's been putting contentious stuff in their history books as well.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:16 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:Image
Oppose your enemy by ... killing yourself?

[floatl]Image[/floatl]South Korea, Japan Island Dispute on Yahoo! News Photos
AP - Fri Apr 21, 6:08 AM ET

.....burning Japanese military flag during a rally demanding Japan abandon a plan to conduct a maritime survey near the disputed islets, in front of Foreign Ministry in Seoul, Friday....
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Postby kurohinge1 » Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:10 am

I think I've found the solution.

Does anyone have the addresses of the Japanese and Korean embassies?

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