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Postby Crispy » Mon May 27, 2002 5:31 pm

Everything described in there is revolting, but for some reason, the idea of wearing makeup for days on end seems the worst of all to me. I don't really know why either, since I have never in my life worn makeup.
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Gross out thread

Postby kamome » Mon May 27, 2002 6:46 pm

Colon cleansing, by the way, involves shoving a tube about six centimeters into the darkest of orifices, pumping it with water for about five minutes to scrape off hardened waste that has collected in the colon and then allowing it all to flow back out again.


Hey, if you want your own do-it-yourself colon cleanse, check out http://www.colonblow.com

"...I really worry about the whiteness of my teeth. That's why I've got more than 30 types of toothbrush and toothpaste, I also have my teeth manicured and always get them whitened. For years, I've been worried about my teeth. Perhaps more than I should have. Recently, I've also started to worry about my tongue. I've started to have that cleaned, too,"


Is it me, or does it seem like the Japanese go overboard with everything they do? I mean, Christ, teeth manicures? And 30 types of toothpaste?
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Postby Harvey » Tue May 28, 2002 1:18 am

It's all insanity to me...
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Postby gomichild » Tue May 28, 2002 1:52 am

Hey I asked for one of those for my Birthday...
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Maybe this is OT, but...

Postby kamome » Tue May 28, 2002 3:57 pm

...some lovely quotes, courtesy of colon blow!

IT IS ESTIMATED THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON HAS BETWEEN 3 AND 8 UNDIGESTED MEALS IN HIS OR HER COLON AT ANY GIVEN TIME -


Foundational colon health is as serious as when you find yourself at the doggie park with Fido, 18 hours into your Colonblow, and you realize you only brought a poop bag for Fido.


It is relatively safe to say that even folks whose movements are as consistent as sun in San Diego, they probably carry around what can be termed long term waste. This is matter pressed in areas of the colon and dense mucus that lines the colon to protect it but builds up over time. This is what Colonblow can help promote the release of. Not simply QUANTITY releases, but QUALITY releases. Not simply waste, but perhaps very long term waste.


Teeth manicures and colon blow: for the seriously f*ed individual.
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