"Stick 'Em Up, I'm A Foreigner"

[Mulboyne]

ZAKZAK (Japanese) reports that a 55 year-old part time worker burst into a post office in Okayama and tried to make off with 500,000 yen. The man carried a knife and bottle of liquid that he was threatening to ignite with a lighter. Intriguingly, the man, who was wearing a gauze mask and a hat, shouted 「マネー、マネー」or "Money, money" in an attempt to pass himself off as a foreigner. The cashier handed over the cash but police were quickly alerted, and the man was caught red handed.

Reports that he had smeared himself with butter, stolen a bike and grabbed a girl's arse along the way to make the deception more convincing have not been confirmed.

[Tsuru]

Reports that he had smeared himself with butter, stolen a bike and grabbed a girl's arse along the way to make the deception more convincing have not been confirmed.

[Bucky]

Don't all FG's smell like butter?

[kurohinge1]

Originally Posted by Mulboyne

. . . Reports that he had smeared himself with butter, stolen a bike and grabbed a girl's arse along the way to make the deception more convincing have not been confirmed.

No, that was probably me who did those other things. But I wear a mask too, so I can see why people may have confused me for the bank robber.

Mmmm . . . butter.

[Greji]

Originally Posted by Mulboyne

Reports that he had smeared himself with butter, stolen a bike and grabbed a girl's arse along the way to make the deception more convincing have not been confirmed.

Butter, stolen bike, unlicensed arse manipulation? Had to be and FG! Just ask Takepupu. No son of the Kiku shrub would ever do that. The cops of arrested the wrong guy again!

[Samurai_Jerk]

Originally Posted by Mulboyne

Reports that he had smeared himself with butter, stolen a bike and grabbed a girl's arse along the way to make the deception more convincing have not been confirmed.

Actually, this report has been confirmed. In fact, grabbing a random girl's ass is what gave him away as a local.

[dimwit]

Well my wife claims that on a hot summer day when I sweat I smell like butter.

[Takechanpoo]

smell mixed cheese and vomit!

[Samurai_Jerk]

Originally Posted by Takechanpoo

smell mixed cheese and vomit!

That's OK. Japanese men's breath smells like they've been eating cigarette butts and natto out of KONISHIKI's asshole.

[Greji]

Originally Posted by Samurai_Jerk

That's OK. Japanese men's breath smells like they've been eating cigarette butts and natto out of KONISHIKI's asshole.

No SJ. Takepu-chinpo was it exactly right! Japanese men's breath smells like

smell mixed cheese and vomit!