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Me And My Moose

Postby Mulboyne » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:35 am

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Memoir of Korean War Vet James Henry Christiansen: Japanese Moose
...After hearing the news that we were going to Japan, Graham and I got back to our unit so quickly that we had to wait there for about two weeks to get the orders cut...While in transit, I noticed one of the men who came with the boat looking at me. It was 1st Sergeant Frank C. West, whom I knew well...He...asked, "Do you need a moose?" A moose* was a kept girl. Not a street whore, but one who was maintained by a soldier and (supposedly) slept with only him. There were advantages to such a set up. I said, having been several months without female companionship, "Yes, I do." He said that his moose had a girlfriend who needed a Sergeant, and would I like to go meet her that night. I told him that I didn't have a uniform, that what I was wearing was all I had to the world, and he said he would get me a uniform. So less than 24 hours out of Korea, I was in the arms of a pretty Japanese girl, and sipping on Asahi beer. I thought, life ain't all bad. I didn't stay with her long, though, because I was more of a rogue than I was a steady man...

...There were a few American women on Eta Jima, and they were highly sought after. I never chased them, though. They were just too much trouble. And expensive. You had to do a lot of wining and dining. There was always concern about sexually-transmitted diseases being with the Japanese business girls, but I used "safe sex" and came home clean. Several of my friends got a dose of clapp, though. And, in practice, you generally limited yourself down to a few girls. It was actually the other way around--one of the girls found a GI she liked a lot, and put out the word to the others. The other girls then refused to have anything to do with that guy. There was honor among the girls, and I never looked down on them...

...I didn't get into any trouble, but I did get the hell beat out of me once. Ralph Graham had been out the preceding week and a bunch of students jumped him and beat the hell out of him. We could not let that go unanswered, so me and a guy named Pankey went out and proceeded to jump every student we saw. This eventually backfired, and I got beat up so bad that my face looked like the "elephant man"...I knew I couldn't walk back through the gate looking like that, so I took refuge in "Mommasan's Whorehouse," where for three days I was nursed back to health by Tomiko, the girl who liked me and had put the word out on me (as mentioned above)...more...

(*"Moose" came from "musume")
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Postby Greji » Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:54 am

Mulboyne wrote:Memoir of Korean War Vet James Henry Christiansen: Japanese Moose


Damn! Talk about natsukashiiii! I haven't heard "Moose" used for years. That was as stated, the GI short talk for steady girlfriend. It actually came from a corruption of the pronounciation of "musume", which was a little to long to make a catchy name for your hook, thus moose came into being.

At one time it was as much part of the eloquent GI go as Honcho, Neverhachioji, mirumiru and Jotomatoe. Ah but that was a different era, a short pop was 1,800 yen, all night 3,600 yen. Some of the clubs featured three different shifts of over 100 hostesses each and were open 24 hours a day, but you had to pay the horrible price of 1,000 yen (negotiable) for one of the girls to leave the premices. All of the girls had VD cards, etc.,etc., etc.,

Of course I don't know of any of this to be true, I just heard these stories from Taro on the the few occasions when I came down out of the hills to buy goat food.

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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:56 pm

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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:22 pm

gboothe wrote:Damn! Talk about natsukashiiii!....that was a different era, a short pop was 1,800 yen...Of course I don't know of any of this to be true, I just heard these stories from Taro on the the few occasions when I came down out of the hills to buy goat food.


Back in 1964 when I was here with my father on SOM's expense account I remember being told I could have ANY "maids" I wanted to "take care of" me...too bad at the time I had wisely decided the, "girls are yucky." :wall:
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:36 am

gboothe wrote:...I haven't heard "Moose" used for years. ...

"Me And My Moose"?
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Postby Greji » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:20 am

Taro Toporific wrote:"Me And My Moose"?
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Wow, that scared me for a minute. I thought that was my goat he was doing!
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Postby Greji » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:25 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Back in 1964 when I was here with my father on SOM's expense account I remember being told I could have ANY "maids" I wanted to "take care of" me...too bad at the time I had wisely decided the, "girls are yucky." :wall:


I don't want to make you feel bad, but I first went to Itazuke AB in 1965! Probably did your yucky maid when I went through Haneda Air Base.
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