Tokyo Man's Attempt To Dispose Of Porn Ends In Embarrassment

[Mulboyne]

A 26 year old unemployed man in Tokyo's Arakawa ward found recently he needed to dispose of over 20 pornographic books and magazines. Following an illness, he had moved back to his parents house and decided his collection might prove a little inconvenient. He was reluctant to get rid of them through a normal garbage collection because he thought it would be embarrassing if he was associated with the porn. Instead, he took himself off under a nearby bridge at around 6 o'clock in the morning and furtively attempted to burn some of them with old rags and a cheap lighter. His first run was successful and he got rid of around a kilo of smut. Feeling confident, he went back for a further five kilos and decided to incinerate this load in a local park. It took him several runs so by the time he started his second fire, it was around 8 o'clock. Unfortunately, he wasn't furtive enough at this later hour as someone noticed the smoke and called the fire brigade. In no time at all, four engines had raced to the scene followed by a small crowd who wanted to see what the fuss was all about. Police held the man for illegal garbage disposal but accepted a written apology as an end to the affair. The ZAKZAK report (Japanese) suggests that all grown men who have faced the problem of getting rid of porn themselves might feel a twinge of sympathy. One of the onlookers said it all looked like pretty tame stuff, having perhaps expected more hardcore material among the ashes.

[GomiGirl]

So instead of having only his parents see his stash, the whole of Japan knows about it.

Next installment, delay on the Chuo line due to "accident".

[succubusqueen]

What a douchebag!!!

[Mr Doricar]

Hmmm I see a business opportunity

Wonder if I could ship it to Africa like old bicycles and shoes. Hmmmm

[Molokidan]

You've shipped an old bicycle to Africa before?

[hundefar]

Originally Posted by Mr Doricar

Hmmm I see a business opportunity

Wonder if I could ship it to Africa like old bicycles and shoes. Hmmmm

Japan ships old bikes to North Korea. Maybe they will take some old porn mags too? I am sure that the North Koreans won't mind that a few of the pages are sticking together.

[Mulboyne]

ZakZak has a similar story (Japanese). A company employ has just been arrested for illegal dumping of 1,000 adult videos and DVDs. His wife ordered him to get rid of them and he was too embarrassed to do so near his house so drove to a place he had previously used for fishing. A local resident spotted him dumping boxes which together weighed around 80kg and called the police.

[Greji]

Originally Posted by Mulboyne

ZakZak has a similar story (Japanese). A company employ has just been arrested for illegal dumping of 1,000 adult videos and DVDs. His wife ordered him to get rid of them and he was too embarrassed to do so near his house so drove to a place he had previously used for fishing. A local resident spotted him dumping boxes which together weighed around 80kg and called the police.

What a waste, he coulda called me, I offer pick up service at the doorstep for the real sleazy stuff.

[ttjereth]

Originally Posted by Greji

What a waste, he coulda called me, I offer pick up service at the doorstep for the real sleazy stuff.

You should buy one of those white kei trucks and a megaphone and drive around neighborhoods announcing you will pick up second hand porn related goods for free.

[alienchu]

Originally Posted by Greji

What a waste, he coulda called me, I offer pick up service at the doorstep for the real sleazy stuff.

I would have paid for someone to pick then up and ship to Oki