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Old 06-23-2008, 11:32 PM
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Telegraph: Italian soldiers floored by 77-year-old Japanese woman
Italian soldiers are facing the embarrassment of being beaten up daily by a 77-year-old Japanese grandmother. Martial arts expert Keiko Wakabayshi, nicknamed the "Samurai Granny", has been hired by the country's military to train recruits in hand-to-hand combat. Miss Wakabayshi, who stands exactly 5ft tall, looks tiny compared to her charges who are mostly over 6ft. But the pensioner is a trained master in an array of martial arts disciplines including jujitsu, jojitso, kenjitso, judo, kendo and karate. She wipes the floor with soldiers of the Folgore brigade at their barracks in Livorno on a daily basis. Miss Wakabayshi was born in Japan but now lives in Northern Italy...more...
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Holy crap...

She look a lot like my Mother-In-Law...

Geez I'm screwed....



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Old 06-24-2008, 10:11 AM
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Holy crap...

She look a lot like my Mother-In-Law...

Geez I'm screwed....




I'd do her...
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:26 PM
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. . . Miss Wakabayshi, who stands exactly 5ft tall, looks tiny compared to her charges who are mostly over 6ft. But the pensioner is a trained master in an array of martial arts disciplines including jujitsu, jojitso, kenjitso, judo, kendo and karate. . .

It reminds me of that quote which, I can never remember, comes from either Master Yoda or American Oyaji

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not."

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I'd do her...

Yeah, me too, Grej. But she'd have to put down that fuggin big Akihabara street broom first.
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Yeah, me too, Grej. But she'd have to put down that fuggin big Akihabara street broom first.

Umm. How old are you guys?
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Umm. How old are you guys?

AO, When you look at a mature woman, you probably only see a granny.
I see an older woman and what comes to mind is experience, especially in such things as Kegel exercises.

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Yo! Old mrs miyagi bitch

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I say lucky granny, she gets to man handle some Italian studs...
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Italian soldiers are facing the embarrassment of being beaten up daily by a 77-year-old Japanese grandmother.

Bullshit
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