Telegraph: Italian soldiers floored by 77-year-old Japanese woman
Italian soldiers are facing the embarrassment of being beaten up daily by a 77-year-old Japanese grandmother. Martial arts expert Keiko Wakabayshi, nicknamed the "Samurai Granny", has been hired by the country's military to train recruits in hand-to-hand combat. Miss Wakabayshi, who stands exactly 5ft tall, looks tiny compared to her charges who are mostly over 6ft. But the pensioner is a trained master in an array of martial arts disciplines including jujitsu, jojitso, kenjitso, judo, kendo and karate. She wipes the floor with soldiers of the Folgore brigade at their barracks in Livorno on a daily basis. Miss Wakabayshi was born in Japan but now lives in Northern Italy...more...

Holy crap...

She look a lot like my Mother-In-Law...

Geez I'm screwed....

[quote="SgtBeavis"]Holy crap...

She look a lot like my Mother-In-Law...

Geez I'm screwed....



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I'd do her...

Mulboyne wrote:

. . . Miss Wakabayshi, who stands exactly 5ft tall, looks tiny compared to her charges who are mostly over 6ft. But the pensioner is a trained master in an array of martial arts disciplines including jujitsu, jojitso, kenjitso, judo, kendo and karate. . .

It reminds me of that quote which, I can never remember, comes from either Master Yoda or American Oyaji

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not."

Greji wrote:I'd do her...

Yeah, me too, Grej. But she'd have to put down that fuggin big Akihabara street broom first.

CrankyBastard wrote:Yeah, me too, Grej. But she'd have to put down that fuggin big Akihabara street broom first.

Umm. How old are you guys?

American Oyaji wrote:Umm. How old are you guys?

AO, When you look at a mature woman, you probably only see a granny.
I see an older woman and what comes to mind is experience, especially in such things as Kegel exercises.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Yo! Old mrs miyagi bitch

DODGE THIS!

I say lucky granny, she gets to man handle some Italian studs...

Mulboyne wrote:Italian soldiers are facing the embarrassment of being beaten up daily by a 77-year-old Japanese grandmother.

Bullshit

It's probably just the soldiers who have a granny-masochist streak.



Damn, some guys get all the luck.

On the subject of older women.
Many years ago when I was just a lad of eighteen on my first trip to sea, the ship put into Tampa, Florida. Most of the crew had gone off to one or more of the "puta parlours" But being a cadet on low wages I declined and found myself sitting in one of those single bars that were popular then in the USA.
I got to talking to a very attractive older woman who admited to being in her fifties.
As the night wore on and the Tequlia Sunrises took an effect on me, I became very interested in her. After a while she leant over and said "Would you like to make love to me?", "Oogh yes" said I.
"Come on back to my place" she purred.
So out of the club and into a taxi.
Well, after a fairly long taxi ride, the effects of the alcohol were beginning to wear off, and when we were getting into the elevator, she must have sensed my apprehension.
She said, "You've not been with an older woman before,have you?"
I admitted I hadn't. To which she then said, "You seem like a nice boy,"Would you like a threesome?"
I said,"What?"
She said,"A Mother and Daughter threesome?"
I thought I'd won the lottery! "Yes." I said. "Yes, please."
She kissed me and winked and put her key in the door and pushed it open.

" Ma are you still awake ?" she shouted.

CrankyBastard wrote:She said, "You've not been with an older woman before,have you?"
I admitted I hadn't. To which she then said, "You seem like a nice boy,"Would you like a threesome?"
I said,"What?"
She said,"A Mother and Daughter threesome?"
I thought I'd won the lottery! "Yes." I said. "Yes, please."
She kissed me and winked and put her key in the door and pushed it open.

" Ma are you still awake ?" she shouted.

Excellent post for your 420th