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An English "bird" of a different color

Postby 2triky » Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:44 pm

Transsexual geisha is former Ministry of Defence worker

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A former Ministry of Defence worker called Malcolm has become a transsexual geisha.

By Alastair Jamieson


Miss Murdoch retired from the MoD in 1994. The 5ft 11, 15 stone former cartographer, who is undergoing hormone treatment and is waiting for sex-change surgery, is now called Mary.

Miss Murdoch, a retired civil servant aged 70, persuaded tourism officials in the Japanese city of Kyoto to allow her to wear the lavish kimonos, heavy make-up and thick black wigs, which are required in the traditional Japanese role.

She said: "My ambition was to dress up as a geisha. I love Japanese culture and dress and wearing the clothes was the thing I looked forward to most."

Miss Murdoch said she was initially prevented from having her photograph taken in the traditional dress because only women could do so.

"I told them I had a female name on my passport and showed them my breasts from having hormone treatment," she said. "After that they were very welcoming and put aside the normal rules for foreign tourists."

Miss Murdoch, from Greenwich, south-east London, retired from the MoD in 1994 after becoming a manager. In the 1970s she took an Open University degree in Sociology.

"My job involved mapping military aircraft routes with the Civil Aviation Authority," she said. "It was a very masculine job and a lot of responsibility."

She began taking female hormones in 2004 after being referred to the Charing Cross Hospital in London and is waiting for an 11,000 pound sex change operation.
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Postby D-San » Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:32 pm

Someone needs to up their hormone dosage. DAMN.

Anybody looking to buy her "Mizuage"?
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Postby Behan » Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:47 pm

D-San wrote:Someone needs to up their hormone dosage. DAMN.

Anybody looking to buy her "Mizuage"?



Hey, to each her own.:p

Anyway, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. (I'm near blind.)

I wonder if she's got anyone special.:inlove:
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Postby Yokohammer » Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:10 pm

At last!

A "woman" who looks like she could suck-start a Harley-Davidson!

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Postby wuchan » Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:09 pm

:eek2:

What doctor approved hormone treatment and a possible sex change operation for a 70+ aged patient? In the US you have to go through years of shrink visits to prove that you really think that you are a member of the opposite sex and will have trouble living out the rest of your life the way you are now. I think this gu.. gi... um, never mind.
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Postby Iraira » Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:33 am

wuchan wrote::eek2:

What doctor approved hormone treatment and a possible sex change operation for a 70+ aged patient? In the US you have to go through years of shrink visits to prove that you really think that you are a member of the opposite sex and will have trouble living out the rest of your life the way you are now. I think this gu.. gi... um, never mind.


What reasons did they give you for denying your application for gender reassignment?;)
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Postby wuchan » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:29 am

[quote="Iraira"]What reasons did they give you for denying your application for gender reassignment?]
acute psychosis.:spin:
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Postby Iraira » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:36 am

wuchan wrote:acute psychosis.:spin:


I couldn't decide which would look better on a business card, "acute psychosis" or "chronic psychosis"

Maybe both?
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