Madonna says she was a 'Japanese warrioress'

Taro Toporific · #1 11-14-2008, 01:54 PM

Madonna a 'Japanese warrioress' in her previous life
Nov. 13, 2008 07:48 AM- BANG Showbiz
Madonna says she was a "Japanese warrioress" in a previous life.
In what appeared to be a thinly-veiled warning to estranged husband Guy Ritchie, the singer revealed her fighting spirit on a Japanese TV show.
She said: "I must have been Japanese in a previous life. I’m pretty sure I was a warrioress. I can’t explain it, I just know. I’m good at fighting – fighting with a big sword."....more...

Sentakki Fried Chicken · #2 11-14-2008, 03:36 PM

I don't know about anything Japanese, but that sure looks like a WWF belt she's wearing in that pic.

Taro Toporific · #3 11-14-2008, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Yutairui

I don't know about anything Japanese, but that sure looks like a WWF belt she's wearing in that pic.

Nah, that's Madonna’s “Sticky & Sweet” tour/album uniform.

IkemenTommy · #4 11-14-2008, 07:14 PM

I thought she was British with her fake wannabee accent.. wait, Indian before that... oh fuck it. She could be whatever.

kusai Jijii · #5 11-14-2008, 08:44 PM

Who gives a fuck a bout this wrinkly, skanky old 'bachan? I sure as hell dont.
I wish she'd piss off to wherever the fuck she came from.
Fuckin' Sepos! Jeeeeszzzzuuusss!

Mike Oxlong · #6 11-14-2008, 08:54 PM

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Australia:

Madonna has achieved ten number-one singles (the most for a female artist) and eight number-one albums in Australia. She also achieved five consecutive number-one albums from “Bedtime Stories” to “Ray of Light”. She is the third highest selling artist in Australian history behind Elvis and The Beatles.

http://popdirt.com/madonna-the-reini...f-music/52110/

blackcat · #7 11-14-2008, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by kusai Jijii

Who gives a fuck a bout this wrinkly, skanky old 'bachan? I sure as hell dont.
I wish she'd piss off to wherever the fuck she came from.
Fuckin' Sepos! Jeeeeszzzzuuusss!

Ditto!

The only sword she knows how to weild are deniis rodmans to whoever else was unlucky enough to wake up next to that weird fucked self important cunt.

Previous life? well we all know what she is in this one....SKANK!

GuyJean · #8 11-14-2008, 10:21 PM

Not sure how I feel about Madonna..

I actually think her music has improved over the years. That counts for something, no? Ayumi Hamasaki is another one that, I feel, has improved her voice, appearance, and stage show.. SMAP, on the other hand, is still crap.

Come on! Who doesn't like lesbian-play singers on stage!?

GJ

Greji · #9 11-14-2008, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by blackcat

Ditto!

The only sword she knows how to weild are deniis rodmans to whoever else was unlucky enough to wake up next to that weird fucked self important cunt.

Previous life? well we all know what she is in this one....SKANK!

Sorry ya feel that way neko, but since I do skank, I can take her off your mind, if you want.......

IkemenTommy · #10 11-14-2008, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GuyJean

Not sure how I feel about Madonna..

I actually think her music has improved over the years. That counts for something, no? Ayumi Hamasaki is another one that, I feel, has improved her voice, appearance, and stage show.. SMAP, on the other hand, is still crap.

My favorite Madonna album is still Ray of Light. Everything after that is OK, but not worth spending 15 bucks for the CDs.

I agree, SMANKO is crap.