Tiger Woods as seen by a Japanese paper

[Greji]

Originally Posted by Captain Japan

Not out of the Woods yet ― how Japanese wives deal with infidelity

I noticed that one pertinent selection “.....A husband is just a tool to support the family,” she sighs. “So I’ll use that letter as my ace in the hole when I need it....."

I had no idea my wife had talked to those people....

[Adhesive]

How can anyone feel sorry for Tiger? The media is showing him in a bad light? Cry me a river...the guy is a fucking Billionaire. I'd let all of Fox News take turns dry anally raping me if it meant I could be half as rich as he is.

If you don't want to stay monogamous then don't get married and have kids. Alternatively, find a wife that is OK with your life-style (which, counter to Whitlock's absurd proposition, Tiger's wife is obviously not). Otherwise you're just a manipulative coward willing to risk your own family’s health and well-being for the occasional serving of skanky road-snatch.

I'm not saying the media is to be commended for their coverage or anything (they're just more of the trash currently polluting my environment), but to think people actually spend energy on defending or empathizing with Tiger is hard for me to understand.

[Greji]

Originally Posted by Adhesive

I'm not saying the media is to be commended for their coverage or anything (they're just more of the trash currently polluting my environment), but to think people actually spend energy on defending or empathizing with Tiger is hard for me to understand.

People just love to shoot down somebody who has made it to the top. It hides their own insecurity...

However, having said that, I dislike all these people making fun of Tiger. I think all the jokes are tasteless and would never do anything like that myself.

[Mike Oxlong]

Tiger's cash-strapped morals
Spotlight: He doesn't measure up to athletes who were also great humans and had to fight real prejudice

...Tiger Woods is a great golfer, whatever that is worth. He is not a great man, by any stretch of the imagination. Woods doesn’t begin to measure up to the athletes who were also great humans: Jackie Robinson, Jim Thorpe, Bill Russell, Babe Didrickson, Muhammad Ali, Jesse Owens, Rocket Richard. They had to fight real hatred and prejudice. They suffered real hurt.

Woods is a shill, nothing more or less. He works for anyone who will pay him. He’ll peddle watches, golf balls, automobiles, consulting companies.

And he will not trouble himself for one instant if he learns that a good part of his fortune is due to the labours of Asian workers making a few dollars a day. That’s not his problem, as long as he can afford to cruise off into the sunset on a $20-million yacht named Privacy – a middle finger flipped at all the suckers who pay the bills.

The nearest parallel we have to Woods is Michael Jordan. Jordan was the first athlete to go global as a brand rather than as an iconic sports hero. He was the first anti-Muhammad Ali, the athlete who didn’t give a damn about anything but himself.

Jordan refused to take a stand against people such as the racist South Carolina senator Jesse Helms because racists buy Nikes, too. Now Woods has picked up where Jordan left off – and therein lies a cautionary tale.

What was left of Jordan after his career was over was seen in his disgraceful speech when he was inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame. Jordan is now a bitter, angry, vengeful, vindictive man who used his Hall of Fame speech to slander all of his rivals and most of his one-time friends and teammates...

http://www.montrealgazette.com/enter...051/story.html

[Western All Stars]

Tiger would fit in nicely in the Japanese celebrity community. New career for him?

[Number11]

He's had what, a dozen or so "transgressions" in the past two years? That amateur status here...

[2triky]

Tiger Woods Holiday poem for the Holidays (Twas the Night before Christmas)

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid, then I’m gettin' paid."

She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year

[IkemenTommy]

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I feel sorry for Tiger....play 18 holes on the golf course and he becomes a billionaire. Play 18 holes off the course and he's vilified...