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FG flattened by train after snatching 15,000yen of jeans

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FG flattened by train after snatching 15,000yen of jeans

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat May 29, 2004 3:25 pm

Image Shoplifting foreigner struck dead by train while escaping
Mainichi Shimbun, Japan, May 29, 2004
A foreign man was hit by a train and died while trying to flee after stealing from a clothes retailer Saturday.... struck by a train at crossing on the Tobu Tojo Line in Itabashi-ku, Tokyo, at about 12 a.m. on Monday..
... items with a total value of about 15,000 yen...
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Postby DJEB » Sat May 29, 2004 11:40 pm

Crime, apparently, doesn't pay.
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Postby lostintranslation » Sat May 29, 2004 11:47 pm

It does, since Mr. FG's estate will have to pay some 100,000,000yen for cleaning up his body and service disruption.

Come to think of it, 100m yen for a headline mention in the TV and shimbun may be cheaper than advertising rates.
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Postby Big Booger » Sun May 30, 2004 12:50 pm

Why did the FG shoplifter cross the track?

To loose his life over 15000 yen worth of jeans..
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Re: FG flattened by train after snatching 15,000yen of jeans

Postby Caustic Saint » Mon May 31, 2004 8:43 am

Taro Toporific wrote:... items with a total value of about 15,000 yen...

So that's what, two pair of jeans? :roll:
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Re: FG flattened by train after snatching 15,000yen of jeans

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon May 31, 2004 8:55 am

Caustic Saint wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:... items with a total value of about 15,000 yen...

So that's what, two pair of jeans? :roll:


Three or four pair if you buy at UNICLO.

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The problem is that the at Chinese-made UNICLO jeans are won't fit a lard-ass FG like me (largest size W34/L32, ultra slim). I bet the poor gaijin only snatched one or two pair of jeans worth 15,000yen .
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Postby GargoyleTS » Mon May 31, 2004 8:57 am

Lesson: Know your train schedule! 8O
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