World beating wankers - Japan No.1!

[Taro Toporific]

Masturbate-A-Thon 2008
SF Weekly / Sunday Dispatch: 2008/05/25
...In the men's endurance competition, the two guys from Tokyo were head to head. They were Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato, and both were using the Tenga-- a red and white stripped disposable masturbation aid. After 8 hours and 40 minutes, when both had broken the world record, Taneichi finally gave up. After all, he had already won the honor of “farthest distance come to come” by about 10 minutes. Both men seemed exhausted... But in the end, 20 years of intense training helped Sato pull though, he said....

[CrankyBastard]

Originally Posted by Taro Toporific

Masturbate-A-Thon 2008
SF Weekly / Sunday Dispatch: 2008/05/25
...In the men's endurance competition, the two guys from Tokyo were head to head. They were Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato, and both were using the Tenga-- a red and white stripped disposable masturbation aid. After 8 hours and 40 minutes, when both had broken the world record, Taneichi finally gave up. After all, he had already won the honor of “farthest distance come to come” by about 10 minutes. Both men seemed exhausted... But in the end, 20 years of intense training helped Sato pull though, he said....

Masanobu!!!!

[Midwinter]

Originally Posted by Taro Toporific

Masturbate-A-Thon 2008
SF Weekly / Sunday Dispatch: 2008/05/25
...In the men's endurance competition, the two guys from Tokyo were head to head. They were Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato, and both were using the Tenga-- a red and white stripped disposable masturbation aid. After 8 hours and 40 minutes, when both had broken the world record, Taneichi finally gave up. After all, he had already won the honor of “farthest distance come to come” by about 10 minutes. Both men seemed exhausted... But in the end, 20 years of intense training helped Sato pull though, he said....

What a great moment for Japan.

[Greji]

Originally Posted by CrankyBastard

Masanobu!!!!

Cranky, you never know about the real champion. The real Pool Hustlers will wait out the results of a high level pocket billiard tournament. When it's over they will back the winner into a freeze-out that he can't get out of because of his pride and they win all the so-called champ's money.

On the same token, when's the match Take?

[CrankyBastard]

Originally Posted by Greji

Cranky, you never know about the real champion. The real Pool Hustlers will wait out the results of a high level pocket billiard tournament. When it's over they will back the winner into a freeze-out that he can't get out of because of his pride and they win all the so-called champ's money.

On the same token, when's the match Take?

You think Take's got it in him? I mean 20+ years of training and all!

What amused me was the guy's name, Masanobu. (mass a'knob)

[American Oyaji]

I initially thought this title was a joke and one of those pardoy news threads.

[IkemenTommy]

Sorry if I sound ignorant, but what exactly were they competing for?

[GomiGirl]

Originally Posted by IkemenTommy

Sorry if I sound ignorant, but what exactly were they competing for?

I am confused too!!

So 8 hours no finishes?

At least the chick who won got to get off once an hour.

But the descriptions of the smell of the room sounded foul.

[Mulboyne]

Originally Posted by Taro Toporific

Masturbate-A-Thon 2008
SF Weekly / Sunday Dispatch: 2008/05/25
...In the men's endurance competition, the two guys from Tokyo were head to head. They were Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato, and both were using the Tenga-- a red and white stripped disposable masturbation aid. After 8 hours and 40 minutes, when both had broken the world record, Taneichi finally gave up. After all, he had already won the honor of “farthest distance come to come” by about 10 minutes. Both men seemed exhausted... But in the end, 20 years of intense training helped Sato pull though, he said....

He's holding a Tenga in that picture. For more on that device, start reading another FG thread from here.

[American Oyaji]

bet you these guys were schills for tenga.