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Postby Mulboyne » Mon May 16, 2005 10:53 am

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New idol pillow
A limited edition. Available for 16,000 yen.
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Postby kotatsuneko » Mon May 16, 2005 11:11 am

if they make a miho-chan one, my moneys on the counter :twisted:
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Postby dimwit » Mon May 16, 2005 11:18 am

I wonder how long that pillow is going to remain unstrained? :P
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon May 16, 2005 11:26 am

dimwit wrote:I wonder how long that pillow is going to remain unstrained? :P

Or unstained? :lol:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon May 16, 2005 1:17 pm

What's going on with the toes on her left foot?
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon May 16, 2005 1:19 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:What's going on with the toes on her left foot?

Yeah, that is weird. I think it might be jpeg compression artifacts though.
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Postby Buraku » Mon May 16, 2005 1:43 pm

FG Lurker wrote:
dimwit wrote:I wonder how long that pillow is going to remain unstrained? :P

Or unstained? :lol:


this type of story in the Land of the Rising Pervert is old news

http://www.peterpayne.net/2000/06/greetings-from-j-list-june-16-2000.html
http://forum.japantoday.com/m_269017/mpage_5/key_/tm.htm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Japan&r=d
http://www.tsujiru.net/compass/compass_1997/reg/nomura_r_4.htm

7. japan
Bizarre. Just a very, very bizarre and frightening place. It's the only nation where one can buy both porn and women's underwear from that freaky vending machine a block away from your cramped apartment.

Women should stay FAR away from any crowded place, because it's more that probable that she'll get groped at least six times before she gets back to her hotel room. If she's lucky.
Dude, I just got back from Japan. I'm fucking broke, but I got these DVD's where cartoon 12-year-olds get reamed by giant tentacle monsters. I feel dirty inside.


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Postby Maths Dude » Mon May 16, 2005 2:49 pm

I'd say that 'thing' will be bought by the local pedophiles and 30 somthing losers who cant get none.
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Postby oyajikun » Mon May 16, 2005 2:52 pm

I'd like to get one just to piss my girl friend off.
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Mon May 16, 2005 2:57 pm

Maths Dude wrote:I'd say that 'thing' will be bought by the local pedophiles and 30 somthing losers who cant get none.


Have you been shopping around?
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Postby Maths Dude » Mon May 16, 2005 3:04 pm

Yes.
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Mon May 16, 2005 3:05 pm

Maths Dude wrote:Yes.



They have them in kbooks at akihabara and madarake online.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue May 17, 2005 1:59 pm

Maths Dude wrote:I'd say that 'thing' will be bought by the local pedophiles and 30 somthing losers who cant get none.


I'm not sure what the appeal to pedophiles would be. It's not a picture of a little girl.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Tue May 17, 2005 2:15 pm

oyajikun wrote:I'd like to get one just to piss my girl friend off.


Is that because hers is bigger than yours?

Her pillow, that is :wink:
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Re: Sweet Dreams

Postby Pencilslave » Tue May 17, 2005 2:49 pm

Mulboyne wrote:ImageImage
New idol pillow
A limited edition. Available for 16,000 yen.


This pillow shows the main reason why men are so strongly attracted to women:Because women are like pillows, warm, soft and cuddly.
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Re: Sweet Dreams

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue May 17, 2005 3:06 pm

Pencilslave wrote:This pillow shows the main reason why men are so strongly attracted to women:Because women are like pillows, warm, soft and cuddly.


Dude, you're weird.
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Re: Sweet Dreams

Postby oyajikun » Tue May 17, 2005 3:15 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Pencilslave wrote:This pillow shows the main reason why men are so strongly attracted to women:Because women are like pillows, warm, soft and cuddly.


Dude, you're weird.

LMAO
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Re: Sweet Dreams

Postby FG Lurker » Tue May 17, 2005 3:57 pm

Pencilslave wrote:This pillow shows the main reason why men are so strongly attracted to women:Because women are like pillows, warm, soft and cuddly.

:lol: Now I know you've been hanging out with the wrong women!

"More cushion for the pushin' huh?"
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The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue May 17, 2005 9:31 pm

There's no such thing as a WRONG woman.
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue May 17, 2005 10:39 pm

American Oyaji wrote:There's no such thing as a WRONG woman.

:lol: Especially one with PMS.

But there is certainly such thing as "the wrong women" as used in the context of my message...
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Re: Sweet Dreams

Postby Pencilslave » Wed May 18, 2005 5:13 am

FG Lurker wrote:
Pencilslave wrote:This pillow shows the main reason why men are so strongly attracted to women:Because women are like pillows, warm, soft and cuddly.

:lol: Now I know you've been hanging out with the wrong women!

"More cushion for the pushin' huh?"


Well, not exactly. What I'm talking about is the obvious. Women have softer skin and hair than a man has. and even a woman of average weight,has some padding in her arms legs and buttocks,and breasts.(Even almost flat chested women.) It's nice to be hugged even by skinny girls.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Jun 05, 2005 4:52 pm

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The market is getting weaker...this one is only 9,000 yen
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Postby cliffy » Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:54 pm

I'll take the one on the left thanks.............
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:15 am

dimwit wrote:I wonder how long that pillow is going to remain unstrained? :P
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:02 am

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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:17 am

Mulboyne wrote:Image

Wash Day


I wonder if he has to use starch?
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:45 am

Mulboyne wrote:Image


I think this is the same guy:

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Postby Mulboyne » Sun May 27, 2007 6:05 pm

He's back:

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I'd like to dedicate this song to pillow guy

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:40 pm

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