[floatr][/floatr]Is It A Bird? Is It A Plane? No, An Alien With A Schoolgirl Slipper Fetish
MSN-Mainichi Daily News (by Marvin Feltcher) February 9, 2006
A most otherworldly perpetrator is being blamed for the bizarre theft of 77 right slippers from a suburban Tokyo girls' high school,...The slippers -- all right feet and all belonging to third-year students preparing to graduate were stolen from a shoebox at the Bunka Girls High School in Nishitokyo on Jan. 10... somebody has walked into the school and walked off unnoticed with, er, a booty weighing around 23 kilograms based on simple calculation if each slipper weighs in at about 300 grams....
UFO researcher Junichiro Nirasawa has no doubt about the vexing vanishing..... the schoolgirls' slippers may have been pilfered by bug-like ETs.
"There's a possibility," he says. "I'd say if that was the case, it would probably have been Martians.....Venetians tend to have friendly feelings toward Earthlings, so they're unlikely to do that sort of thing. Nearly all the aliens living together with humans are Martians. They're notorious for loving practical jokes.....
"These aliens are probably either fetishists or Roricon[Lolita complex]-type Martians," Nirasawa tells Weekly Playboy, accusing the extraterrestrials of being pedophiles. ...more...