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thought this deserved a thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzZe6WsDbgE

the sound comes and goes... (not that I would understand anyway, but...)

why does the j-man get so angry?

he walked into me and came off worse for wear, hence holding his shoulder/chest. he then followed me and insisted on fighting me. probably showing his samurai heritage

rebuto wrote:why does the j-man get so angry?

I would guess that he's just being Japanese.... drunk, demented, secretly homeless and living in Yoyogi Park, or all-of-the-above. He could be ticked off about being filmed because of all-of-the-above.

Also this is"Losers Week"in Japan and being the losers of WWII still anoys the hell older people.

he didnt notice the camera

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:he didnt notice the camera

He certainly noticed you.
Demented Japanese hang out in the parks a lot (pretending to leave home everyday for work).

Do you quarrel, sir?

Quarrel sir! no, sir.

That was awesome, but first rule of Drunken Japanese Homeless Fight Club?
Don't talk about Drunken Japanese Homeless Fight Club.
Second rule.
There is NO Drunken Japanese Homeless Fight Club.


I like it when you said "STAY!" and he still got up. You got some guns on you man!!! Kick ass dude!

the missing audio is because i was embarrassed by my bad japanese. I wanted to say that he almost headbutted me because he wasnt watching where he was walking

btw, this was near the park, not in it. It was closed and therefore i had no choice but to turn a round and confront him

Maybe he had to fight you to discourage poor Japanese?

jingai wrote:Maybe he had to fight you to discourage poor Japanese?

maybe that's why he wouldnt stop. he was enraged by my insulting his culture.

anyway, someone left this message for me on youtube
"
takechanpoo wrote:

> you gaijin smell nasty very very very much.
> take a bath every day.
> if you dont,go home fuckin gaijin.
> Japan is not rehabilitation facilities of banished white ugly gaijins like you.
> fuck off!!!"

mmm....

Awesome.

And the comment that was left for you should be your new signature on this forum:

> you gaijin smell nasty very very very much.
> take a bath every day.
> if you dont,go home fuckin gaijin.
> Japan is not rehabilitation facilities of banished white ugly gaijins like you.
> fuck off!!!"

The guy seemed a bit pissed... You sure you didn't give him the old stiff shoulder, move out of my way pisswad, subtle attack and then pretend to be defending yourself though?

Either way it was hilarious.

Here's some new Japanese phrases for future videos (maybe add the Kill Bill theme song to redeem this video?):

Yareru mon nara, yatte mii, or in short, yatte koi! or kakatte koi!
(bring it on)

Or as Takakura Ken would say, "otoko nara, yatte mya" (If you're a man, bring it on)

Or try "konjyo misero-ya" (show some guts) to egg him on

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:thought this deserved a thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzZe6WsDbgE

Props for holding a camera, speaking Japanese and beating some dick's ass all at the same time!

Watching the video again it's not clear how this fight began. He was holding himself before he walked over to you- you had an encounter before the show started? Why did you keep saying "mite"　(見て) to him?
You're sure he wasn't angry that you were filming (him?)

Culturally, if you just said sumimasen (whether you mean it or not) he might have left without escalating. He seemed to be blaming you for not looking where you were going and telling him "sho ga nai" enraged him.

jingai wrote:Culturally, if you just said sumimasen (whether you mean it or not) he might have left without escalating.

There are just some people dwelling in Yamato, that good is not well enough! Especially if they have made up their mind to pursue a point, they will not stop, regardless if you were 100% right or not. Booze will play a large role in this, but sometimes they are just bonkers. Sometimes it is with an audience and this can exacerbate the so-called problem greatly. They seem bound to show the on-lookers that they are teaching the barbarian a lesson and will send him back to the black ships and away from the land of enchantment. You cannot win and any amount of sumimasens will not get there because his mind was made up about you before he ever met you. If you are unlucky enough to encounter one of those guys, you will probably end up having to knock him on his ass to be done with him. That is the only form of cultural exchange that these types understand.

gboothe wrote:There are just some people dwelling in Yamato, that good is not well enough! Especially if they have made up their mind to pursue a point, they will not stop, regardless if you were 100% right or not. Booze will play a large role in this, but sometimes they are just bonkers. Sometimes it is with an audience and this can exacerbate the so-called problem greatly. They seem bound to show the on-lookers that they are teaching the barbarian a lesson and will send him back to the black ships and away from the land of enchantment. You cannot win and any amount of sumimasens will not get there because his mind was made up about you before he ever met you. If you are unlucky enough to encounter one of those guys, you will probably end up having to knock him on his ass to be done with him. That is the only form of cultural exchange that these types understand.

In all my years in japan I never once met one of those guys. Or if I did I probably didn't understand shit they said and was like 'Fuck yeah man! Let's see who can drink this beer faster!' Fuck fighting let's alcohol poisoning!

a new message,



dorataro wrote:

> I sent this movie to police department via one officer who is my friend, good luck, you will never escape from your own stupid sin, good luck then, you will get happy-invitation from us even if you were anywhere!


i replied that even in japan self defense is legal

I regret giving you props now. You were just out looking for a fight, weren't you? You just plowed into that guy rudely on purpose, didn't you? You're a cunt, aren't you?

AssKissinger wrote:I regret giving you props now. You were just out looking for a fight, weren't you? You just plowed into that guy rudely on purpose, didn't you? You're a cunt, aren't you?

no.

looking for a fight? thats the first time ive ever had to defend myself outside the dojo, so i must do a poor job of looking

Irrespective of whether a drunk and/or deranged jerk deserves to get his ass kicked, if the cops show up and there are no J-witnesses to back up your story you can expect the cops to take the Japanese person's side. I wouldn't expect the vid you took to prove much of anything either way.
Having lived many years in Tokyo I can understand the urge to level some jackass who expects you cede the entire path when he is approaching you, looks at you and spits, mutters under his breath when you walk by, or any of the other myriad subtle or unsubtle insults you might encounter as a gaijin in Japan. Nevertheless, no matter how much they deserve it you are better off not succumbing to that urge. Use force only when truly threatened, and if you are still able to hold on to the camera with one hand you probably aren't in much danger. Even then, if you can get out of the situation without actually hurting the other party you will probably be better off. Unless they are chinpira or black truck boys (who will practically never throw down unless the odds are clearly in their favor, because deep inside they are blustering cowards), most regular Japanese adult males will only engage in physical assault when drunk or mentally ill.
Naturally this rule applies outside of Japan as well. In fact, compared to London, New York, or Bangkok, Tokyo is probably one of the safer places to get into pointless physical confrontations.

oh dear...

takechanpoo wrote:
"I send this video to extreme right wing organization.
good luck

i subscribe fuckedgaijin.com

then my japanese geisya's pussy is not rehabilitation facilities for loser lolita otaku gaijin men like you.

did you take a bath yesterday, didnt you?"

I've lost my temper in Japan on occasion and regretted it the next day because I think how easily I could have avoided it. I can't speak for other parts of the country but Tokyo, at least, is a place where you can step away from conflict fairly easily. Gomen nasai and a nod defuses almost any situation. The difficult thing is dealing with the idea that you "backed down". If that is going to cause you mental trauma then then you might be in for a few rough times. If you are on a visa and not a Japanese national then the dice are loaded against you if you let something escalate so it is almost always in your best interests to let it go.

Therein lies the problem. It's easy to say walk away but bottling things up isn't healthy either. I remember some of my early days in Japan watching foreigners cross a road when the the signal hadn't changed and assuming they didn't know the form. A bit longer in country and I realized that most of the guys walking against the red were long-timers who just happened to have been fed-up of playing the game that day.

I've seen posts on here from FG members who want to rip the Japanese nation a new arsehole. If that's all they have to say here then I quickly lose interest but one of the functions of a board like this is so people can vent frustration online without feeling like they need to go out and punch someone in public. It may not always seem easy to keep your cool but you are definitely better off trying.

On the situation in the video, I don't know if you were right or wrong and I'm not sure if you know. I think you were probably in a mood for a ruck whatever the provocation and maybe the other guy was too. You certainly had more to lose than him if it turned out badly so I hope you can find ways out of that situation in the future.

I'm glad you posted the clip because it is part of what happens here to FGs whether through our own fault or the sheer bad luck of coming across a dickhead with a point to prove. Anyone planning on staying in Japan for any length of time needs to know that both are possible and you need to be able to deal with your own red mist as much as someone else's.

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:oh dear...

takechanpoo wrote:
"I send this video to extreme right wing organization.
good luck

i subscribe fuckedgaijin.com

then my japanese geisya's pussy is not rehabilitation facilities for loser lolita otaku gaijin men like you.

did you take a bath yesterday, didnt you?"

I think some joker is just trying to wind you up.
Probably not Japanese.
Just my take on it.

takechanpoo

takechanpoo wrote:I love fucking chink and fucking gook
very very very much!
I love to apologize to the fucks repeatedly
very very very much.
Fucking chink and fucking gook love to be apologized,dont it?

ebihama wrote:takechanpoo

I reported him to the kukluxKlan Japanese Branch office. good luck.

takechanpoo is clearly gboothe.

If he writes you again, you should chide him for disrespecting the Imperial family by using the Chyrsanthemum crest on his website. Tell him you will have to report him to various uyoku groups in Tokyo.

Also, I thought it was interesting that:
on Takechan's page it said

Videos Watched: 2517
Personal Website: http://www.torihada.com/

That's a lot of videos, and the website refers to Torihada, an underground comedian who mocks right-wing groups. He also has "dumb japs got their ass kicked by Popeye." as a favorite video.

jingai wrote:takechanpoo is clearly gboothe.

Ah shit, I thought I'd covered my tracks better than that. Actually, his grammar's a bit better than mine!

One final note- in order to earn the title of Mr Ulimate Gaijin, you must defeat all the others. The salariman was just a snack. Next you need to pound Rob Pongi, garrote Gomi Girl, beat gBoothe, trash Taro T, and work your way up to the final battle with bikkle and his android army. Then you will truly rule FG.