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Poor Little Rich Girl

Postby Mulboyne » Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:27 am

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Postby Captain Japan » Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:10 am

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Postby Kanchou » Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:18 pm

...wow...she's...ugly.
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Postby maraboutslim » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:09 pm

Strikingly so.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:24 pm

Kanchou wrote:...wow...she's...ugly.


It all depends on the photo you want to believe. ]http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/images/vbimghost/12945c18771ed880.jpg[/img]
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Postby Greji » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:29 pm

Kanchou wrote:...wow...she's...ugly.


I just looked at her bankbook and have been able to discern that she is unbelieveably beautiful!

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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:44 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:18 pm

Kanchou wrote:...wow...she's...ugly.


Not only that, but she looks like a Thai hooker.
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Postby sublight » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:45 pm

[quote="Taro Toporific"]It all depends on the photo you want to believe. ]
I don't know if Kanchou means physically.
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:52 pm

With all the talk about kakusa shakai (unequal society) in Japan right now, it surprises me that this interview hasn't been picked up and translated by the Japanese press. Perhaps it has and I just haven't noticed.

I liked best the part where she bestowed a gift of cosmetics on her housekeeper. She bought them at Boots (roughly equivalent to Matsumotokiyoshi) while also stopping at a couple of high end department stores to buy some brand name stuff for herself.
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Postby Kanchou » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:34 am

I will have to admit the other pictures are a bit more flattering...

But still, kind of "meh" when you consider the incredible vapidness.
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Postby dimwit » Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:10 am

The first picture looks like she's flabbed out as a result of those all night champagne parties. I'm sure her personal fitness hanger-on will help her take care of that.:D
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Postby james » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:18 pm

Kanchou wrote:I will have to admit the other pictures are a bit more flattering...

But still, kind of "meh" when you consider the incredible vapidness.



if the girl were any more vapid she'd need structural supports to keep her head from imploding.
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Postby Captain Japan » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:59 pm

james wrote:if the girl were any more vapid she'd need structural supports to keep her head from imploding.

That's why I can't keep stop thinking that maybe she pulled a fast one on the Mail.
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Postby (1VB)freels » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:56 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Not only that, but she looks like a Thai hooker.


Me likey Thai hookers!!!!!!:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
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Postby Oradea » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:45 pm

She is unrefutably fugly.
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:50 pm

I think she's hot.
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Postby Tsuru » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:28 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Not only that, but she looks like a Thai hooker.
He's right.
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:53 pm

she's average. I wouldnt go so far to say she was ugly.
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Postby kamome » Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:07 am

If Taro's pics are genuine, it looks like she has (or had) a pretty hot body at least. The face does nothing for me though.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat May 12, 2007 4:42 pm

dimwit wrote:The first picture looks like she's flabbed out as a result of those all night champagne parties...
From The Guardian:
Can being friends with a superior ever work to mutual advantage? Where a close relationship of trust is concerned, friendship can certainly be more of a help than a hindrance. At least it is, according to billionaire socialite Yuki Oshima Wilpon and her PA Suzie Hadassi. Despite having worked together for three years, the pair have only succumbed to one blazing row. This was when Hadassi had to collect her boss from a party - which had gone on until the early hours - so that she could make a scheduled interview.
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Postby DrP » Sat May 12, 2007 5:13 pm

I love the comment she made regarding her dog -- 'he takes after her mom' - that must mean shes a canine too! Fits well - look at the choppers and wings!! She's definitely one for 'smashedpillowface.com'
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat May 12, 2007 5:43 pm

DrP wrote:I love the comment she made regarding her dog -- 'he takes after her mom'

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Yuki Wilpon - society heiress and amateur Cilla Black - has had more success pairing up friends than any dating agency or internet site. She can even find that special someone for a 'dork'. Paul Kendall reports on a new breed of matchmaker

A few weeks ago Yuki Wilpon received a telephone call from a friend who was going through a rocky period with his girlfriend. If he was hoping for a sympathetic hearing, he was out of luck. 'Oh my God!' Yuki yelps, remembering the call. 'I had thought from the very beginning she wasn't right for him. She is so hhhhhhhorrible! So I told him to break up with her. I said, "Let me find you someone else. I know a girl who would be perfect for you. Trust me!'''...Yuki Oshima-Wilpon is a compulsive matchmaker. Not one for mincing her words, she won't think twice about telling her friends exactly where they are going wrong in their love lives. If a girlfriend keeps on dating good-looking 'bad boys' - who don't call, who cheat - Yuki will introduce her to a man who's more sensitive and not so full of himself. If she considers one of her high-flying friends to be something of a control freak, she will search for a man or woman who is more laid-back and can 'take the neurosis'...'I don't understand people who meet on the internet,' she says. 'How can you trust what people say about themselves? It could be bullshit. The person could be a serial killer, you know? It's better to use someone who knows you both and has your best interests at heart...Despite Yuki's bossy manner, the deep satisfaction she derives from this success is endearing. There are matchmakers who charge a fortune for their services...But Yuki, who is 25, does it because she cares...more...
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Postby Typhoon » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:45 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Not only that, but she looks like a Thai hooker.


Dude, that's rather insulting and unfair to hard working upstanding (or that downlying) Thai hookers.

Her face reminds of Devon Aoki - enough said.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:02 pm

Imagine the pandemonium at Claridge's or whatever rat-infested London hotel Wilpon and her retinue stay at whenever she checks in as all the staff come out angling for blue or pink notes (though she probably tips in coins, judging from the Boots story above).
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Postby Catoneinutica » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:04 pm

DrP wrote:I love the comment she made regarding her dog -- 'he takes after her mom' - that must mean shes a canine too! Fits well - look at the choppers and wings!! She's definitely one for 'smashedpillowface.com'


She's got the high cheekbones and round, straight-off-the-Mongolian-steppes face that most Japanese loathe and that Western Asian-porn consumers can't seem to get enough of.
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Postby Charles » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:14 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Imagine the pandemonium at Claridge's or whatever rat-infested London hotel Wilpon and her retinue stay at whenever she checks in as all the staff come out angling for blue or pink notes (though she probably tips in coins, judging from the Boots story above).

The rich didn't get rich by giving their money away freely, the got it by pinching every penny.
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Postby ttjereth » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:49 pm

Charles wrote:The rich didn't get rich by giving their money away freely, the got it by pinching every penny.


In her case she got it by being born.

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Postby Greji » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:45 pm

ttjereth wrote:In her case she got it by being born.

:rolleyes:


I can't believe you guys and your knit-picking. As I posted earlier, I looked in her wallet and got a stiffy. She's beautiful!
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